Finny Laptop...
I am very pissed...
No, actually, I WAS very pissed...
Now not pissed anymore...
Just sianz diao...
But yesterday I was very very very angry...
I was so angry, my eyes turned to slits and I skewered anyone alive within 10 meters of my visibility range using my laser eyes aka X-men style...
I know I sound illogical but I am feeling illogical...
And being the very illogical being I am, I did the most illogical thing as well...
I appeared offline on MSN and my nick was:
-Averii is appearing offline because she is feeling MURDEROUS...
Nobody is to talk to her unless she decided to talk to you... Not unless you want to die at such a tender age...
The illogical thing was that since I was appearing offline, nobody can see my nick anyway...
Ha.Ha.Ha. Let's all laugh at my illogicality...
*ahem*
What really happened yesterday was that I was writing my part for the HR group report...
And was supposed to send to my friend for collation tomorrow...
(Which is today, because yesterday's tomorrow is today and tomorrow yesterday is today and today's yesterday's tomorrow is also today, and all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork...)
(Please bear in mind I am not only illogical, I suffer from irrelevancy as well...)
BUT...
*digression*
Let's all learn a new word today: Finny
We shall learn how to use the new word in examples shown later...
*end of digression*
I was busy doing the report in the computer room in central library, and more then 3/4 was done already...
When suddenly who but SDR came and asked me to come outside and use his laptop instead, since he was bored all alone by himself...
And so I did...
Big Mistake...
Because...
SDR's finny laptop finny delete the one and only finny piece I did in the finny school for a few finny hours... Reason for that deletion?? I have finny no idea, because the finny laptop refuses to finny answer me no matter how many finny times I bang my forehead on its finny screen...
The more anal thing is that it deleted the copy from MY THUMBDRIVE!!!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!!
I SAVE A COPY IN MY THUMBDRIVE AND IT ACTUALLY MANAGES TO DELETE IT!!!
OH WOW THE WONDERS OF TECHNOLOGY!!!
HURRAY FOR MANKIND!!!
@!$@##$%#~!%^&$%!#%!#^%$#&#@$@~()*&$@!$!@#^&*&(%^$
Anyway... Since it is not exactly SDR's fault...
I shall condemn his finny laptop instead...
May you suffer for an eternity in Technology Hell, where virus and bugs will ripped through your components every single day and make you Hang, Blackout, Not Responding, Blue Screen, Error, Short Circuit, Auto Shut Down and Reboot again and again and again...
Grrrr.....
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