Dangerous Gangst8rs Profile...
Note:
This is a little profile I have done for my gangst8rs blog!!!
Yesh!!! My gangst8rs got a blog!!! Thanks to HY...
Hahahha... Suddenly html seems so fun liao...
In the peaceful land of the Little Red Dot...
One would not expect that just beneath all the nice green trees and organised HDB flats...
Lies a sinister organisation who operates under the shadows, in the middle of the dark moonlit night...
Sinister Organisation:
Gangst8rs
Date formed:
Unknown, probably between 2001 - 2003
Manpower:
8
Illegal Hunts:
The Forest in Bukit Batok, The Sewage in Bukit Panjang, The Underground Tunnel in Woodlands, The Toilets in City...
Method of Communication:
Very High-Tech...
Members tend to organised their illegal outings with a mobile telephone system using low-powered radio transmitters, with each transmitter covering a distinct geographical area (cell), and computer equipment to switch a call from one area to another, thus enabling large-scale car or portable phone service...
They also frequently use a computer network consisting of a worldwide network of computer networks that use the TCP/IP network protocols to facilitate data transmission and exchange...
In other words, they like to use their handphones and the Internet to talk lar...
Picture of Organisation:
Under the guise of a happy looking voluntary organisation by the name of Singapore Zoo, they pretend to be a normal animal day-care service centre...But nobody knows what lies behind those cheery brightly painted animal doors...
Nobody knows~
In descending order of
Here is some basic information of the suspects and their picture...
MF
Codename: The MotherD.O.B: 4/9/84
Hiding Place: North
Quotes:
"Bu Xing, Bu Neng, Bu Ke Yi!!!"
"Om-Mani-Pei-May-OM!!!"
ZW
Codename: The Blur SotongD.O.B: 24/4/86
Hiding Place: West
Quotes:
"Huh??"
"Hah??"
HY
Codename: The Anti-SocialD.O.B: 27/5/86
Hiding Place: North
Quotes:
"Wahhh!!! I want that BAG!!!"
"Soooooo Cuuuuute!!!"
WS
Codename: The Spoilt BratD.O.B: 13/6/86
Hiding Place: West
Quotes:
"Muwhahahahahahahahahaaaa..."
"Oei, die lar you"
JX
Codename: The Cutie PieD.O.B: 29/7/86
Hiding Place: West
Quotes:
"Teeheehee"
"mim msnd masn masjdk mnsdf"
(Some third langauge unknown to mankind, must speak in a super high pitch tune)
WL (sneaky enough not to leave any solo photographs)
Codename: The Silent OneD.O.B: 8/9/86
Hiding Place: West
Quotes:
"......"
"Ok"
DR
Codename: The MaidD.O.B: 15/9/86
Hiding Place: West
Quotes:
"I squash your ******** "
"Eh!!! Got Free Gift leh!!!"
YL
Codename: The Eat-Choc-A-LotD.O.B: 4/12/86
Hiding Place: West
Quotes:
"Eh!!! Let me try your food!!!"
"I want!!! I want!!!"
Currently, these are the few information obtained on this sinister organisation...
If you have anymore information, please dial 1800-I-Am-Bo-Liao to contribute for the safety of your country...
Remember... These are dangerous people...
Attempt at conversing to them at your own risk...
Averii
Labels: Gangst8rs
posted by averii @ 2:07 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Your organisation really caught my eye as I was reading your blog. I am currently a student and I would like to apply for any open position in your organisation. I believe that my experiences from my all walks of life will benefit your organisation. Hope that you will consider my application. thanks! Jokes aside, I was really drawn to your 'acute' profiling of your gangster. So cute, fun and lovely!!!
Because I am cute, fun and lovely...
Hahahahhahaaaa--..... -___-;
Sorry there is no vacancies!!!
Hahahaha... You can try applying as a pet, since we are the Singapore Zoo...
We may accept you, being a squirrel and all... =-p
Your organisation is really resourceful!!! How do u know that I am a squirrel? *squeak* Must be conducting private investigations on me right?
Because we are a sinister organisation...
We have spies everywhere~~
Muwhahahhahahahahahahahaaaa...
When are you coming for your interview as the squirrel for the zoo??
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