I'm bored!!!

What is wrong with the world...

How can me, a promising-full-of-potential-smart youth, get stuck at home with nothing to do??

Here's how my days goes:
9.00am: Woke up, see the clock, decide that it's too early, proceed to fall asleep...
10.00am: Re-wake, see the clock, curse myself for getting up so late, proceed to bathroom...
10.10am: Done with the bathroom, hear stomach complaining, proceed to kitchen...
10.15am: Get nag by mom for sleeping so much, auto-ear-shutting gear kicks in, demand for breakfast like a 5-year-old kid...
10.20am: Get breakfast successfully, but not before I have to switch the ear-shutting gear to from low to med, proceed to computer...
10.30am: Online and log into MSN, pause to think what to do, think for a long time, then proceed to check email...
2.00pm: Finally, ear-shutting gear could not be turned any further up than very high, mom's words has penetrated through, start to shut down computer, decided to invest in a better ear-shutting gear...
2.05pm: Stare blankly into the wall, wondering what the hell am I doing at home and not out and about having fun/working/doing something productive...
6.45pm: Still staring, then ear-shutting device automatically shut down, thus enabling me to hear mom yelling at me to eat dinner...
7.00pm: Since left with absolutely nothing to do, I have no choice but to watch TV, something which I have not done since 1998...
10.00pm: No more good shows, walk towards my bedroom before realising that I have walk into the kitchen, then realised my eyes are shut...
10.05pm: Dash towards the bathroom to beat Dad in occupying it as he can stay in it for more then an hour, after which the bathroom will emit a suspicious smell...
10.15pm: Yell at brother to quit singing and strumming the guitar to "That Thing You Do" by The Wonders and told him that only Jay Chou can carry off that kind of monotone singing...
10.30pm: Give up yelling and decided to go ahead and sleep, at the same time, manual switch on my ear-shutting gear to high...
11.30pm: Brother finally got hoarse at singing and went to bed... Yeah!!! Torture time over!!!
12++pm: Managed to fall asleep... zzzzz.....

See?! That is how boring my life is!!!
AAARRRGGGHHH.....
I am badly in need of a job!!!!!

Somebody Save Me.....