My Medical Check Up At NUS...

Just went to NUS for my Medical check up...
Along with ZW, YL and YT...
Although ZW went for fun as she already had her medical check up at some other place...

The way we plan to meet is very weird indeed...
Cos all of us can take the bus 963 directly there...
Only we board on different bus-stop...
So we plan like this:
ZW and YT meet together first since they live near each other, and me and YL did the same too...
And we coordinate in such a way that all of us will leave our house at exactly 9am and walk towards our respective bus-stop...
Then when ZW and YT board the bus, they will sms us the license plate number...
Then all of us can board the same bus together!!!
Happy Ending!!!

Fat Chance though...
Me and YL miscommunicate, YL thought that we were supposed to meet at 9am, not leave the house at 9...
So she came early...
But that's not the real problem...
The problem is that : ZW Is Late Again...
Hmmmnnn... Why am I not surprise??

Anyway, when we reach there, there were quite a number of people...
But luckily our queue were not that long...


First Station: Measuring of Height and Weight and Degree of Eye

I wonder if it was due to parallax error, or instrument error, or what...
Cos the guy who measured my height, wrote 1.73m on my card!!!
1.73m...
173cm...
1730mm
WOW!!! I Actually Grew 2cm in One Freaking Year?!?!?!?!
Huh?!?!!? My height, which is constant at 1.71m for three years straight, suddenly flew to 1.73m!!!
Gee... It's like, my wish has come true huh??
Cos I've always sort of wanted to grow taller...

Oh man...
1.73m...
Kinda hard to digest...
1.73m...
I grew taller!!! Yes yes yes!!!
Muhahahahahahahaha.....

As for my weight...
Currently under "Confidential Information"...

Heeheehee...


Second Station: Urine Test

For this one, err... it's a little bit dirty...
Cos we girls, unlike the guys, do not have the ability to aim while peeing...
So when we were given that teeny wee bit of cup, we have a little bit of crisis...
And we do not have enough liquid in our body too...
So we drank and drank and drank...
Wait and wait and wait...
Finally the untreated newater comes...
Wah liao...
Damn hard to aim...
Keep missing...
Ewwww.....


Third Station : Full Body Examination

For this, we nearly have to wait for 1 bloody hour...
Cos YL medical card, used for recording our results after those tests, went missing!!!
Right inside that medical centre!!!
What the...
At first when YL's turn was missed, we waited a bit longer before asking for help...
The nurse dismissed us with the excuse that YL's card could have being shuffled to another room and that other people may have shifted in front of her...
Ok... So we wait...
And wait...
Our numbers were 4588, 4589, 4590...
We waited until the numbers jumped to 46++, 87++, 00++...
Finally, after one hour, we could take it no longer and asked for an explaination...
After the nurse search for a while...
She came back, embarrassed, and said that YL's card went missing...
And that YL have to refill the form again...
(-___-;)

Bloody inefficient...


Fourth Station: X-Ray

By that time we have wasted dunno how many hour and minutes...
But thank god we arrived just in time for the X-Ray at the last station before it closes for lunch...
YL was the second last person to get it done...
I had went for it with YT way before YL as the nurses keep pushing us there...
A bit nervous sia~
Cos I have never being X-Rayed before...
But it was easy...

Step 1: Go inside room
Step 2: Close the door properly to make sure the people outside don't get a face full of radiation
Step 3: Stand in front of machine and let the lady push you until your entire body kena glued to the machine
Step 4: Wait while the lady do something to a machine behind you, but you cannot see as you scared to move
Step 5: Wait for the lady to yell "Breathe in deeply and Hold!!!" and proceed to do what she instruct
Step 6: Breath out and get out of the room before further radiation bombard you and change you into a mutant

There!!! Easy anot??
After I'm done with it, I went outside to wait with ZW for YL...
YT by that time had gone off...
Lucky her or she would be very pai seh later...

Cos ZW started singing...
Wah, first she start with F.I.R songs, later it was S.H.E, and then it was Jay Chou...
Oh no, some singer wannabe ghost has possessed her body and turned her into a singing freak!!!
Wah really, cos I seldom see her so bold to sing in public...
Loudly some more leh!!!
Everytime any one walks passed, I realised just how small my bag was...
Cannot even squeeze my entire head in...
Then she actually challenge me to sing a song!!!

ZW : Eh... Sing a song leh, what song you know how to sing??
Me : Twinkle twinkle little star...
ZW: (-__-:)
ZW: No no, sing another song, a chinese song...
Me: Yi shan yi shan liang jing jing... (chinese version of twinkle twinkle little star)
ZW: *bish*
Me: owowwww, why you hit me??

Super Lame...
With friends like her, hard to keep my sanity...
And we keep laughing outside that X-ray room...
A few seconds later, YL sms me...

YL: Eh, can you stop laughing anot?? I can hear you laugh in here leh!!!
Me: Hmmm?? What?? Can you hear ZW and her ugly singing just now??
YL: Wa liao, still laugh, everybody can hear liao lar!!! And no, I cannot hear anyone sing, just your ugly laughter...

-_-

There goes my reputation...

Start: 10am
Finish: 1pm
Wasted: 1 hour