Physics Exam...

What a day...

The dreaded physics exam has finally arrived!!!

-_-
Woke up on the wrong side of my head...
Errm... I meant I had a headache, from last night...
And when I try to shake my head, I can FEEL my brain wobbling inside!!!
Eeew...

This isn't one of my good days...
For one, physics exam happened in the afternoon...
And I am not very confident of my STML (short term memory loss) brain...
How in the world am I suppose to memorise freaking @#$@%^^&%^#$ number of formulas for this?!?!
And my physics lecturer even dare to say something like "Now this exam will be slightly 'Different' from the previous years... We want to test you on your understanding, rather then memorising..."
Different = Difficult...
Freak lar, if you want to test us on your understanding, then why in heaven's name do you not allow us to bring help sheets/formula lists/open books??
Then we will sure as hell not memorise!!! And put more time into practicing instead!!!
You had no idea how long I took to memorise all the bloody formulas...

I also have a stomachache, that cost me precious minutes which I needed for some last minute studying...
My hair then refuses to listen to me, it keep sticking up the wrong way...
No matter what amount of brushing, coaxing, it is still stubborn...
(Had to resort to tying)

My face is having an internal battle...
Pimples are poping up e v e r y w h e r e...
Have to walk face down the entire day...
Arrgg, usually I wouldn't care much since they mostly occur in the forehead region...
I mean, that's what my Thick Fringe is for okay...
Now that the south part has resolved its issues, the Enemy had decided to launch an onslaught on the western, eastern and northern part!!!
WTF!!!

So...
Bad Head Day...
Bad Hair Day...
Bad Stomach Day...
Bad Face Day...
Very Bad...

Oh ya, not to mention the bus was late today, and I nearly had a seizure while waiting for it...
Kidding...

But come to think of it, it Could have been a lot Worse...

The bus could break down...
In fact, I half expected it, the way my day is going...
And today surprisingly, my brother didn't wake me up with his usually banging on the door, banging on the bed, banging on his bag, or banging onto just about anything which a clumsy elephant can bang on...
So I wasn't waken up 3 hours earlier like the rest of the other mornings...
And the battery in my watch and calculator didn't died on me...
And I actually remembered to bring my calculator!!! (Unlike the last maths mid-term test...)

My shoe didn't break...
My bag didn't fail...
My glasses were still in one piece...

Okay, so I feel quite optimistic now...

That is, until I read the exam paper...

Anyway, when I reached my school...
WoaH!!!
The whole of Sports and Recreation Centre was packed like... like... The refugee centre in Pakistan!!!
Like the padang during national day!!!
Like the molecules in the copper sulphate crystal!!!
Okay.. okay, packed like a tin of sardines...

In other words, there are many people in there...
I thought I was early, I didn't know 'Early'!!!
Oh ya, forgot that 'early' in exam sense means One hour earlier then the exam scheduled time...

So I blindly follow the crowd and found my exam venue which is on the second floor...
When I got there...
Hmm... Realised that I should have stayed downstairs...
At least I would have room to breathe, and I will be able to preserve my current solid state...
It's so hot and humid that I'm surprise my glasses did not fogged up...

If I decided to do a Tap Dance, I would have injured countless of people...

Luckily, within a few minutes, they decided to stop torturing us and opened up the exam venue for us to go in...
Phew!!! Lovely air-con!!!
Inside...
Could not find my seat number...
Went all the way to the back, put down my bag and took the important stuff, only to find out that my place is all the way in front...
Sigh...

Very nervous and excited at the same time...
See a few familiar faces too...

Finally at 2.30pm on the dot, the exam officially begans...

That is my reaction when I first saw the questions...
My face became pale...


A few minutes later:


Moral of the story:

Be Mentally Prepared...
VERY Mentally Prepared...