Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
I absolutely loved this movie...
(See here and etc for more information as it is a bit confusing...)
But I dislike the ending of the third film...
In fact, I was Mightily Upset...
But a few days later, I realised that there is an after credits scene!!!
AAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
But never mind, youtube has solved my problem...
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (After Credits)
Now this is the REAL ending...
Sigh~~~~~~~~~~
I'm a sucker for good fantasy movies...
Lord of the Rings...
Harry Potter...
Pirates of the Caribbean...
They are all my absolute favourites...
Very handsome... I want...
This will do too... But ask him to go and bath first...
Heeheeheehee...
*****
The Pirates of the Caribbean bug has gotten to me...
Pirate CJ --> Chia ling
Pirate Captain of the ship --> Me lar
Pirate CJ: Dear pirate, I have a friend call averii. Is she ard? Yours cj
Pirate Captain: Arrrrrr... Dat lass is busy right now mate... What yarr want wif herrrr???
Pirate CJ: I want her to walk the plank
Pirate Captain: She has arrrready ran thru it!!! Many times mate!!! In fact, she uses it as her divin' board!!! Arrrrrr...
Pirate CJ: How about feeding her to the sharks?
Pirate CJ: Man overboard kinda scenrio.
Pirate Captain: There ain't no sharks in the seas here ladie... She wud have gott eaten' up by den!!! Wif all those divin' of hers...
Pirate Captain: Naw naw, we only have tuna around here lad...
Pirate CJ: Hmm how bout human cannon balls
Pirate CJ: Stuff her into the barrel
Pirate CJ: And FIRE off
Pirate Captain: Naw naw little ladie... Why yer want her dead?!!
Pirate Captain: She's handy around here!!! Cos she steers the ship lad!!!
Me, Pirate Lord: Naw I dunch want her dead
Pirate CJ: Aii aii captain, she stole my f**king parrot
Pirate Captain: Hoho!!! now there's a nice story to tell eh?! What makes yer think she stole it??
Pirate CJ: Cos the parrot left a message
" Dear sire,
I can serve u no more..
Cos averii's avairy had me in their clutches or rather had me in their hooks.
Signed
Piratey Parrot "
Pirate Captain: Haw haw haw... Now yer tellin' me that yer parrot writes eh?! Imagine that!!! A writin' parrot!!! Ohh now dat's a Treasure!!!
Pirate Captain: But it ain't yer parrot no more eh??! Haw haw haw!!!
Pirate Captain: But haw the hell yer parrot has time to write yer dat note, if yer claimed that she stole it hur?!?
Pirate CJ: That darn monkey must have written it.. The monkey is in carhoot with averii
Pirate Captain: If dat darn monkey is in carhoot wif her, den why wud it write a note fer yer den lad?? Haw haw haw!!! Come up wif a better storie next time little ladie...
Pirate CJ: He wants a ransom
Pirate CJ: One dollar
Pirate Captain: Ho ho ho... Ransum' eh??
Pirate Captain: Well well well... Wad di yer know... Is yer parrot worth one doller even?!
Pirate CJ: U are protector of the seas , upholder of justioce
Pirate CJ: U are the long arms of the law
Pirate Captain: I em the captain of tis ship... I EM the LAW... Haw haw haw
Pirate Captain: Nice parrot it is... It perches nicely on my jacket... Haw haw haw!!!
Pirate Captain: Arrrrr.. Suddenly lost yer voice eh lad??
Pirate CJ: U know what is more frightening than T-rex?
Pirate CJ: Beware
Pirate Captain: Nuthin' is more frightenin' den me... Much less some dumb extinct animal... Arrrrrrr...
Pirate Captain: I'm not a blurdy pirate fer nuthin' yer know... Arrrrrrr...
Pirate CJ: Then u know wat it more frightening than my dragons?
Pirate Captain: Yer dragens is nuthin' more den mere lizards... Haw haw haw!!!
Pirate CJ: U have no idea what I give my dragons
Pirate CJ: I gave them M-16s
Pirate CJ: HAHAHAHAHA
Pirate Captain: Provided they are smart enuf to weld 'em my boy... Hah!!! Lizards...
Pirate CJ: Hahaha u dun know what they are capable off u crook!!
Pirate Captain: Here ladie... Why dunch yer go on and play wif ur puny lizards... I hav great plans to be done yer?!
Pirate Captain: No time to be spent off sparing words wif yer ladie
Pirate CJ: U slimy barnacles!!
Pirate Captain: And by der way, Averii is my right hand man, she steers der ship... And I em no makin' her walk der plank..
Pirate Captain: Haw haw haw!!!
Pirate CJ: U AINT no right hand do u ?
Pirate CJ: Hook?
Pirate CJ: HAW HAW HAW
Pirate Captain: Why der hell der yer think I need her to steer den
Pirate Captain: I naw hav time to play wif MY parrot naw...
Pirate Captain: Haw haw haw!!!
Pirate Captain: So long little lad!!!
Pirate Captain: Me pirate is going to find my prize!!!
Pirate Captain: Set Sail der Ship!!!
Pirate CJ: FIRE E CANNONS!!
Pirate Captain: Haw Haw Haw!!!
2 Comments:
thought i was the captain?
in fact, im a pirate lord.
the brethern courts will not show u mercy. u broke the code of the seas..
You are the Captain of your ship, while I'm the Captain of mine...
Hahaha...
I am the powerful pirate!!!
Captain of the fastest ship in the world...
I didn't break any code...
It is in the pirates to steal from each other...
Muwhahahahahahahahahaaa...
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