Thursday, June 07, 2007

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End


I absolutely loved this movie...
(See here and etc for more information as it is a bit confusing...)

But I dislike the ending of the third film...
In fact, I was Mightily Upset...

But a few days later, I realised that there is an after credits scene!!!
AAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
But never mind, youtube has solved my problem...


Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (After Credits)



Now this is the REAL ending...
Sigh~~~~~~~~~~


I'm a sucker for good fantasy movies...

Lord of the Rings...
Harry Potter...
Pirates of the Caribbean...

They are all my absolute favourites...


Very handsome... I want...

This will do too... But ask him to go and bath first...

Heeheeheehee...


*****

The Pirates of the Caribbean bug has gotten to me...

Pirate CJ --> Chia ling
Pirate Captain of the ship --> Me lar

Pirate CJ: Dear pirate, I have a friend call averii. Is she ard? Yours cj

Pirate Captain: Arrrrrr... Dat lass is busy right now mate... What yarr want wif herrrr???

Pirate CJ: I want her to walk the plank

Pirate Captain: She has arrrready ran thru it!!! Many times mate!!! In fact, she uses it as her divin' board!!! Arrrrrr...

Pirate CJ: How about feeding her to the sharks?

Pirate CJ: Man overboard kinda scenrio.

Pirate Captain: There ain't no sharks in the seas here ladie... She wud have gott eaten' up by den!!! Wif all those divin' of hers...

Pirate Captain: Naw naw, we only have tuna around here lad...

Pirate CJ: Hmm how bout human cannon balls

Pirate CJ: Stuff her into the barrel

Pirate CJ: And FIRE off

Pirate Captain: Naw naw little ladie... Why yer want her dead?!!

Pirate Captain: She's handy around here!!! Cos she steers the ship lad!!!

Me, Pirate Lord: Naw I dunch want her dead

Pirate CJ: Aii aii captain, she stole my f**king parrot

Pirate Captain: Hoho!!! now there's a nice story to tell eh?! What makes yer think she stole it??

Pirate CJ: Cos the parrot left a message
" Dear sire,
I can serve u no more..
Cos averii's avairy had me in their clutches or rather had me in their hooks.
Signed
Piratey Parrot "

Pirate Captain: Haw haw haw... Now yer tellin' me that yer parrot writes eh?! Imagine that!!! A writin' parrot!!! Ohh now dat's a Treasure!!!

Pirate Captain: But it ain't yer parrot no more eh??! Haw haw haw!!!

Pirate Captain: But haw the hell yer parrot has time to write yer dat note, if yer claimed that she stole it hur?!?

Pirate CJ: That darn monkey must have written it.. The monkey is in carhoot with averii

Pirate Captain: If dat darn monkey is in carhoot wif her, den why wud it write a note fer yer den lad?? Haw haw haw!!! Come up wif a better storie next time little ladie...

Pirate CJ: He wants a ransom

Pirate CJ: One dollar

Pirate Captain: Ho ho ho... Ransum' eh??

Pirate Captain: Well well well... Wad di yer know... Is yer parrot worth one doller even?!

Pirate CJ: U are protector of the seas , upholder of justioce

Pirate CJ: U are the long arms of the law

Pirate Captain: I em the captain of tis ship... I EM the LAW... Haw haw haw

Pirate Captain: Nice parrot it is... It perches nicely on my jacket... Haw haw haw!!!

Pirate Captain: Arrrrr.. Suddenly lost yer voice eh lad??

Pirate CJ: U know what is more frightening than T-rex?

Pirate CJ: Beware

Pirate Captain: Nuthin' is more frightenin' den me... Much less some dumb extinct animal... Arrrrrrr...

Pirate Captain: I'm not a blurdy pirate fer nuthin' yer know... Arrrrrrr...

Pirate CJ: Then u know wat it more frightening than my dragons?

Pirate Captain: Yer dragens is nuthin' more den mere lizards... Haw haw haw!!!

Pirate CJ: U have no idea what I give my dragons

Pirate CJ: I gave them M-16s

Pirate CJ: HAHAHAHAHA

Pirate Captain: Provided they are smart enuf to weld 'em my boy... Hah!!! Lizards...

Pirate CJ: Hahaha u dun know what they are capable off u crook!!

Pirate Captain: Here ladie... Why dunch yer go on and play wif ur puny lizards... I hav great plans to be done yer?!

Pirate Captain: No time to be spent off sparing words wif yer ladie

Pirate CJ: U slimy barnacles!!

Pirate Captain: And by der way, Averii is my right hand man, she steers der ship... And I em no makin' her walk der plank..

Pirate Captain: Haw haw haw!!!

Pirate CJ: U AINT no right hand do u ?

Pirate CJ: Hook?

Pirate CJ: HAW HAW HAW

Pirate Captain: Why der hell der yer think I need her to steer den

Pirate Captain: I naw hav time to play wif MY parrot naw...

Pirate Captain: Haw haw haw!!!

Pirate Captain: So long little lad!!!

Pirate Captain: Me pirate is going to find my prize!!!

Pirate Captain: Set Sail der Ship!!!

Pirate CJ: FIRE E CANNONS!!

Pirate Captain: Haw Haw Haw!!!

2 Comments:

At 12:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

thought i was the captain?
in fact, im a pirate lord.

the brethern courts will not show u mercy. u broke the code of the seas..

 
At 11:34 AM, Blogger averii said...

You are the Captain of your ship, while I'm the Captain of mine...

Hahaha...

I am the powerful pirate!!!
Captain of the fastest ship in the world...

I didn't break any code...
It is in the pirates to steal from each other...

Muwhahahahahahahahahaaa...

 

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