Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Oh No!!!

It was a fateful day...

I should have known it...
After all, bloody superstitions don't exists for nothing...

I just spoilt YL's handphone!!!!!
After a black cat just crossed my path!!!!!

*gasp*

It happened on 24/4/05, ZW's birthday celebration...
Me, YL, HY meet early early to go buy buy food to make make err... food...
But me and HY were late (harhar no surprise)...
But we still managed to finish our shopping and prepare the food just in time...

We held our celebration at the pool side in YL's condo...
But when me and HY went up to YL's house to prepare the food,
Lo and Behold...
What a Sight greet our eyes...
It was a bloody mess!!!!!
Now whenever my room gets messy and dirty, I'll just picture YL's house in my mind and feel tons better afterwards...

No offence YL... I'm speaking the truth... Nothing but the truth...
This is to warn any future visitors who may happen to have the misfortune to walk into her house...
Caution#1: Watch your steps... Don't trip over that bag/suitcase/box/clothes/chair/whatever things that is on the floor...
Caution#2: Watch out for cockroaches... They appear and disappear like magic... And they FLY...
Caution#3: As a follow-up to #2, do not open any cupboards/drawers/anything with dark spaces insides unless you want to die of a heart attack from the fright you received when a cockroach suddenly FLY towards you from inside there...
Caution#4: Wash your utensils before you use them if you do not want to get food poisoning... Think rampant cockroaches in the house...
Caution#5: Beware of YL's famous SLAP and PUNCH... I think I will get it if she saw this post... Uh-oh...

So anyway, we get a really big fright when YL open her cupboard in her bedroom, and suddenly a HUGE FLYING COCKROACH came charging towards YL!!!
It fluttered to the floor to escape before changing its stupid mind and flew up again onto the bed frame to scare the shit out of us!!!
We screamed our heads off, so loud that I believed if my mom had strained her ears a bit more, she would have heard us from MY house...

That stupid cockroach must be laughing at us...
"What a nice cosy place I have here... Going to sleep now... Zzzzz... Oh No!!! What is that piercing light?? AAAHHH I've been discovered!!! RUN!!! No wait, FLY much faster!!! Must escape to my cousin's lair in the next room before I get hit by the shoe again!!! Ehh?? Wait a minute, it is not that woman who killed all my uncles and wipe out my dad, it's her daughter!!! Heeheehee, scary cat she is... So afraid of lil' me!!! Ah, I think I shall fly up onto her lovely bed frame to scare her... Oh just look, she had her scary kitty friends with her as well... Just listened to them screaming their lungs out!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA..... Take that you stupid humans!!!"

(-_-;)
But luckily, the cockroach had enough of our scheeches and fly away...
Yeah!!! Saved...

So later in the afternoon, we ate and chat by the poolside...
Then SDR arrived, he had just booked out from Tekong yesterday...
Wah, BOTAK sia~
WAHAHAHAHA
Now can measure the exact size of his big head without his thick stiff hair hindering...
SDR even good-naturely pose an act cute picture for us to take...
Hmmm... Must let the our ex-jj classmates see...

But sadly, he had to leave soon...
Even before MF our last member arrived...
Sigh~ So much for group gathering...

But we still have fun!!!
Cos me and JX and ZW swim!!!
It was so bloody hot that we couldn't resist!!!
(But unfortunately, it rain much later, on and off... suxxx)

Now back to the superstition...
I remembered that we had encountered a black cat crossing in front of us somewhere...
Ya and later, at the poolside, we were fooling around and pushing people into the pool...
Which ZW unluckily keep getting pushed... Birthday girl what... No choice heeheeheehee...
But just when YL was pushing ZW into the pool, I pushed her in...
Opps... HEr handphone was inside her pocket...
(@_@;)

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO.......
When I went to rescued it, I can see the water inside the screen...
Wah like fish tank...
So I shook the phone, praying that water will somehow just seeped out...
Hai~
Well, it sort of work but the handphone could not be operated for a while...
So we let it air out...
Thank goodness at night it begin to work...
But the display screen is spoilt...
The keypad as well...
And I think even the vibrator thing...

Gotta go repair it tomorrow...
No $$$ soon...

Moral of the story: Always empty your pockets before playing...

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