Monday, July 16, 2007

Here I shall be more clear...

Before anybody misinterpret or anything for the previous two posts again...

Tell me, will you feel as I did when you encounter these stupid people...



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Extreme Case:

Man and woman came towards me and ask me something about the company's product, BUT in a very I-am-superior-then-thou voice...

Man: (demanded) What is this??

Me: Oh, this is a credit card blah blah blah...

Woman: Got limit anot??

Me: (Trying to recall) Hmmm... I not really that sure, but I c---

Man: (cuts in loudly before I can say any further) If you dunno then ask lar!!! Wah liao eh!!!

Woman: Ya lor, go and ask lar!!!

Me: (reply stiffly at the rude answer) Please wait awhile...

I walked towards the Big Boss...

Me: Boss, got limit to this credit card anot??

Big Boss: Oh, this one has no limit, this is just a credit card for petrol only mah...

Me: Okie...

I walked back towards rude couple and tell them the answer...

Man: (nearly shouts) WHERE got such thing one?!?!

Me:
Got... My boss said that... He says that this is a petrol---

Man: (cuts in very rudely again) RUBBISH!!! You dunno anything!!! Where got no limit!!!

Me: (in a harsher tone) Yes, my boss said---

Man: (cuts in again, while waving his hand) No such thing!!!

The couple then turned and walked away while mumbling, probably complaining about me...

F%&#ing rude people... Hope their car explodes...


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Bad Case:

Two aunties came towards me...

Auntie 1: What is this?? Got free gift??

Me: Oh ya, we have this promotion here such that blah blah blah...

Auntie 2: Aiyo!!! I have already!!!

Auntie 1: You have meh??

Auntie 2: Ya lar!!! That time I have!!! But I cancel liao... _______ (my company name) cheat people one lor!!!

Me: Errrmm... No lar, maybe you got it wrong??

Auntie 2: (very loudly) Wrong?!?! No lor!!! Cheat people one lor!!!

Me: How did they cheat you??

Auntie 2: Like that lor!!! Everytime I go blah blah blah, they say got the blah blah blah, but when I got check hor, they take away everything lor!!! Then I left nothing!!!

Me: (understands the problem) Ohhh... No lar, it is because you have to blah blah blah...

Auntie 2: No lor... You dunno meh?? Always like that one lor...

Auntie 1: Aiyah, is always like that one lar...

Auntie 2: (gesture at my face) Everytime like that... IGNORE lar!!!

Both aunties glared at me as if it was my fault before they walked away, leaving me hanging there...


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Middle Case :

Talking to a old man, who looks interested...

Me: Hello!!! Right now we have blah blah blah...

Old Man: I got this... Got already...

Me: Oh, is it same as this picture???

Old Man: (digging out his wallet) Wait... It is this!!! From your company one!!!

Me take a look at the thing he showed me... It is very obviously different from the one in the picture...

Me: No wait, you look, it is different...

Old Man: What different!!! It is the same!!!

Me: Nono, it is different... Your one was blah blah blah...

Old Man: Same lar!!! Don't lie to me!!!

Me: No it is not, your one was from another blah blah blah...

Old Man: What!!! No, it is the same!!! You dunno anything one...

Me: Look, does yours have blah blah blah???

Old Man: No...

Me: Nah, see?? It is different because ours have blah blah blah...

Old Man: (shakes head) No... Don't want, don't want...

Old man walks away...


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Mild Case:

A group of man approach me and ask for directions...

Man: (in an accent) How to go... Fajsf asd asdkr??

Me: Huh?? What??

Man: Go... To that... Dasf dsfa lasdkf...

Me: Go to where?? Can say again??

Man: Tsk!!! That _______!!!

Me: Oh!! Errm... I dunno how to go leh...

Man: How... Why you dunno??

Me: (nervous laughter) Err haha, I don't live here mah...

Man: You work!!! Here!!! You dunno?!?!

Me: No lar, sorry lar...

Man: (gesturing) Dunno dunno!!! *complain to friends in their mother tongue*

Me: ...


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Irritating Case:

A strange man very rudely and suddenly thrust up the application form to me...

Me: Huh?? You want to sign up har??

Man: (stare at me rudely and shouts) Then?!?!!!

Me: ... Ok, let me check and then I---

Man: (cuts in rudely) Check what!!!

Me: Check for... Something...

I stop talking because he doesn't seems to be listening, and proceed to check his form...

Me: You didn't write the bank account number...

Man: (shouts) WHAT!!!

Me: (in a louder tone, in case he is deaf) You didn't write your bank account number...

Man: (slapping his form) Like that lor!!!

Me: Ya, but...

Man: This is ______!!! (shouts my company name)

Me: Ya, I know... But I need your bank account number before I can apply for you...

Man: _______ (my company name) no need!!! No need!!!

Me: Need, no bank account cannot apply, cos need to deduct money from it...

Man: _______ (my company name) no need!!!

Me: (losing it a little) Need!!!

Man was silence for a while...

Me: I can only help you to apply for the _______ (another thing), but not for that ________ (my company name)...

Man sneer at me and mumbled something inaudible before walking away...

Friend 1: Wah!!! That man looks like he is going to beat you up like that!!!

Friend 2: Wah piang eh!!!


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Incidents ranging from the extreme to mild to downright irritating...
There are so many others, but basically, the above just summarised the rest...
Rudeness is the common feature among all of them...


Do I sound mild now when I vent my anger in that post??


I meet so many f^&*%$^ idiotic/stupid/moron/pig-headed/rude/crazy people, you tell me how not to get angry?!?!?

(-___-|||)


Thank goodness for those friends who worked with me...
They really made my day...
Otherwise, I'll most probably go crazy...


This is my formula, to keep myself sane:

Look at the big picture, and you will come to realise that it is nothing but a small matter...

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2 Comments:

At 6:08 AM, Blogger chillycraps said...

wah lao... got such ppl de arh?

tsk tsk tsk...

 
At 11:54 AM, Blogger averii said...

It is going to get worse this weekend...

Because I will be working at town area, where people are bound to be moving faster, working faster, and with high level of stress to boot...

I'm going to have to freeze the smile on my face...

 

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