After everything was done...
And all matters settled...

I made my way back to the MRT station...
With a fellow acquaintance...
As we walk along the road...

Suddenly...
Something pops out!!!

It is a person...
Who works for a rather well-known company...
That specializes in jumping out of nowhere and harassing unfortunate victims...
Let's just call the company Pineapple...


So anyway, due to my long weeks of intensive training...
I managed to evade all of their advances and made it to safety...
But my fellow acquaintance wasn't so lucky...
For he got stopped by them, and his escape route was shut...

But I saw something puzzling...
Instead of the usual:
"No, sorry I'm busy..."
"Errrr... Dun wan dun wan..."
"Nonononononnoonnonoooo"
Which are the common boring excuses we (myself included) always say...

He merely showed her something in his hand and walked away very fast...

(+_+???)

After he managed to reach safety shores...
I turned to him and say something like:
"Wah, you got arrow by Pineapple person"
"Suddenly got some many of them here"
"Very irritating, you know, usually I just walk away very very fast"

He replied "Issit?? Why don't you wanna sign up for it??"

"Err... Haha, don't want lar... No money to buy all this lar!!!" I said...


On the MRT...
A few stops later...
When he was alighting...

He turned towards me and handed me something in his hand...

"Errmmm, you can contact me if you need any..."

I look at the thing in my hand...
It was a name card, which he had showed to the Pineapple person...

(-_____-|||) --- Whoops...


The big Pineapple logo stared right back at me...
And underneath his name, was his position...

"Pineapple Adviser"


Damn...
I should just stop talking altogether...