Saturday, July 23, 2005

Funny Everyday Stuff...

I overheard this conversation between my parents and the parents of the children whom my mom is babysitting for...

Child's Mom: blah blah blah (about office politics)
My Mom: Hmmmnn...
Child's Mom: That Japanese called Ota-san and another called ??-san blah blah...
Me: Eh, why do the Japanese have -san in their names??
Child's Mom: Errrm... I Dunno leh... All of them have -sans in their names, both male and female...
Me: Oh really??
Child's Mom: Ya... Only -Sans (Sons), no Daughters leh...
Me: -_-;


Some conversations between me and A Certain Dumb NS Guy (ACDNSG)...

Me: blah blah blah Acid very Sour leh...
ACDNSG: No lar, Acid is Salty...
Me: What?? No, acid is sour...
ACDNSG: Salty lar...
Me: Sour!!!
ACDNSG: Salty!!!
Me: OI!!! You go NS so fast the brain got fried by the sun issit?! IT IS SOUR!!!
ACDNSG: Where got!!! IT IS SALTY!!!
(Arguement continues for 5 more minutes)
Me: Stop, and think for a while... This is Secondary school science...
(ACDNSG thinks for some time)
ACDNSG: Oh ya, it is sour...
Me: >_<;

Here's another one...

Me: So... What's the difference between these two shoes??
ACDNSG: Well... The Brooks is more on style, it looks nicer than New Balance... But for New Balance, it is more comfortable becos there's more space in front blah blah...
Me: Hmmmnnn...
ACDNSG: So it would depends on whether you prefer style or comfort lor...
Me: Aiyah, but from your description, both of them looks agar agar the same leh, so I might as well choose the one with comfort...
ACDNSG: So you want Brooks issit??
Me: Huh?? No, I want New Balance...
ACDNSG: But if you want comfort, you should choose Brooks...
Me: But just now you say Brooks looks nicer, but New Balance is more comfortable!!!
ACDNSG: Hah?? No lar, Brooks is more comfortable, New Balance nicer looking...
Me: Hey!!! That's not what you said earlier!!! You said Brooks looks nicer, but New Balance more comfortable!!!
ACDNSG: Huh??
(ACDNSG thinks for a while)
ACDNSG: Oh ya hor... I got mixed up...
Me: *faints*


Here's a Joke my brother told me...

Brother: Eh, when Doremon says hello to Hello Kitty, why didn't Hello Kitty say hello back??
Me: Errmmm... Cos Hello Kitty thought Doremon was calling her name instead?? Afterall, Doremon will have to say "Hello, Hello Kitty!!!" to be considered as saying hello...
Brother: No lar... Becos Hello Kitty has no mouth, cannot reply back lar!!! Hahahahahahaha...

Brother: Ok, assumed that Hello Kitty now has a mouth, so why did Doremon ignored Hello Kitty when she say hello to him??
Me: Becos Doremon pissed off when Hello Kitty didn't say hello to him earlier, so now ignored her lor...
Brother: Wrong!!!
Me: Becos Doremon thought that Hello Kitty was being cheeky by calling him with her surname... Cos "Hello Doremon", sounds like Hello Kitty's relative hor??
Brother: Wrong again lar you... Becos Doremon has no ear, so cannot hear lar!!! Hahahahahahaha...
Me: *bish*


When I think back on these few incidents, I always end up smiling...
With people like them, life is certainly funnier...

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