Thursday, February 02, 2006

Why Studying is Bad for You...

When you go to school, you will inevitably have classes, tutorials, lectures...

School = Tutorials and Lectures

With tutorials and lectures, the lecturers and tutors will teach you new things...

Tutorials and Lectures = Learn New Things

And when you learn new things, you will need to study them in order to understand properly...

Learn New Things = Studying

And since majority of the students are not genius, we will need a lot of studying to get the concepts right...

Not Genius = More Studying

And with just 24 hours a day, in which sleeping, eating, shitting, bathing, travelling, lessons, practicals etc etc takes up a huge amount of time, you will have fewer time to study...

Only 24 Hours Per Day = Not Enough Time for Studying

And since most of us students are young people, we tend to think that we can sacrifice our sleep for studying since eating, shitting, bathing, travelling, lessons, practicals etc etc seemed more important than sleeping... And because when you sleep, you seemed to be doing nothing, so you will feel guilty at sleeping so much and decided to cut down on it and replaced it by studying...

Misguide Youth + Not Enough Time for Studying + Guilty = Less Sleeping Time

And since practice makes perfect and that we cannot earned our degree alone by just studying the theory without application, we will do a lot of hand-ons/tutorials/extra questions/practicing on our own... And where do we get the time to do all of that?? From sleep's time la...

Need More Practice on Application = Even Less Time For Sleeping

Sleep, is a very essential daily routine for the body for this is the time when our body rebulit/regenerate/heal itself... Without sleeping or not having enough sleep will result in our bodies not being able to heal itself fully, including our immunity... Thus we will get sick easily and for a much longer time...

Even Less Time For Sleeping = Decrease Body's Immunity = More Prolonged Illness

Not to mention the disastrous effect it will have on our physical appearances...

Even Less Time For Sleeping = Panda Eyes + Wrinkles + Bloodshot Eyes + Eyebags

Our Brains will not be as alert and clear as well... With a slower brain, our reactions will be slower as well...

Even Less Time For Sleeping = Sluggish Brain + Lifeless Limbs

And when these happens, we would think that our brains are getting more stupid and we would strive to study harder instead...
And guess what this means?? More studying...

Sluggish Brain + Lifeless Limbs = Think That We Are Getting Dumber = More and More Studying

And what does more and more studying gives?? Very very little time for sleeping...

More and More Studying = Negligible Time for Sleeping

And thus, the whole cycle begins!!!

So the Conclusion is??
Studying is Bad for you... Go Play instead...

WAhahahahahha...

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