Poof... Oooohhh...

Aiyo, I'm feeling very full now...
Just came home from a buffet...
Thanks to a business friend of my Dad's...
His first born is one year old le, so the young daddy and younger mommy very happy happy...

I saw the babe... Wah soooooooo cute!!!
Mom says single eye lid blah blah blah not as cute Yilin (one of the kids my mom is baby-sitting for)...
Hah, no!!! The baby is not as pretty, errm I think it's a guy, so not as good-looking as Yilin, but it is still CUTE hor!!! I don't care...
Where got baby not cute one?!?!
Just look at those chubby chubby cheeks...
So soft and rosy!!! Wah I wanna pinch them, but I scared later the baby cry and...
So I stroke his head instead... Botak head... Hahahahahahhaha... But sooooo soft~~~
And when the baby smiles or laugh, my heart and legs melt...
*ploop* oops I've slide to the floor, can't help it, my legs were all liquid... Someone help me to the fridge...

I love babies!!!
Cos they are at the age where all they do all day is too smile at you, laugh at you, cry at you, puke at you, shit on you, drool on you, bite you...
Eh, at least it is better than when they grow up and discover the Power of Language...
That's when they start being rude, a know-it-all, cranky, rude some more, noisy screechy spoilt brat...
I HATE RUDE SPOILT BRATS!!!
In fact I hate all rude people... Duh...

So babies are still better, for at least they will appreciate what you have done for them... (e.g. smile and laugh at you)
And babies smell nicer...
Hmmmm, minus the puke and shit la... But there is a baby smell which I like...
Very different from the smelly sweaty brats which they grow up into...
Sigh...
Nice cute little things do not last...

If one day when I have my own kid...
I will Discipline them until they become Polite, you know, with all the 'please' and 'thank you' as well as a smile...
None of those "Bleah" sticks their tongue out and snift their noses at you in the rude way or those who hit you on your butt or Yell at you loudly or Insult you or or... A lot of stuff which Yile (another kid my mom baby-sits) would happily demostrate to you...
(Secretly, I would Loved to give him a Big Tight Slap for his Rude behaviour... But he's not my kid, nor my mom's... But if he continues it, I just may... Somebody go warn him...)

Cute and Cheeky I don't mind, I just don't like rude and vulgar kids...
I dare care, I will use the cane if I have to...
Bloody parents nowadays are too soft... Tsk...
Somebody gives them lessons on how to discipline their kids!!!
Mine you, my parents used a lot of the cane on me...
My dad even uses his belt or the wooden pole meant to hang those clothes to dry and hit me with it...
Ehh, a bit abusive lar, I will still support the cane...

Ooohhh... So full...
*burps*

Okay, I shall end here...
I am going back to fully concentrate on Digesting my Food...
Hahahahaha yea...