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This is to made up for all the lost entries I have have not done all the way from last year (2006)!!!

Somebody *cough* say I'll never finish it, but hah!!!
I'll prove you wrong!!! Nah nah nah nah nah~

Haha, I hope my blogging spark come back to me...
I damn scared exams destroyed it sia...

(And no, I'm not blogging because I suddenly find myself free and available and broke for the next three weeks before school starts)


P/s:
Please go to YouTube or CrunchyRoll to entertain yourself while I get myself started up...
D.Gray-Man and Bleach are very nice animes indeed...

At LAST!!!

Finally!!!

The weeks of torture are finally over!!!

My actions are finally mine to command!!!

I can do all the things I've been wanting to do!!!


Let it begin!!!

Application of Knowledge...

Applying what we have learned in school in everyday life...

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Me: BCC metal stronger or FCC stronger??

YenL: Hmmm... Should be BCC...

Me: Why??

YenL: Errr... Because blah blah blah...

Me: Oooohh...

*a few minutes later*

Me: So if metal is plastically deformed, they becomes stronger!!!

YenL: Ya ya... Then I pull you arm, your arm also becomes stronger!!!

Me: Hahaha!!! Metal also becomes stronger when they have impurities inside right??!

Me: So if I eat lots of chocolate, I become stronger cos I got many impurities inside me!!! =-D

YenL: Hahaha... So next time you eat chocolate, you can tell your Mom that they are good for your body...

Me: Hahahaha... Yeah, nice excuse...

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Right...

Chocolate please!!! They are good for youuuuu... (^o^)

AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH

It Is A Sundae!!!

And I didn't study for ONE ENTIRE DAY!!!

I'm so screwed...


No no... It is most definitely NOT due to the lack of trying...
Many times have I sat myself at the table, open my notes and tutorials, and even put a pen in my hand!!!


But but but the words just wouldn't flow from me...
The words from my lecture notes just couldn't be processed in my brain!!!
I end up re-reading the title instead...

Arrggg I just couldn't study at home...

Temptations aplenty and the willpower's limited...

Maybe I should just camp in school instead...



P/s:
Somebody fix my scanner!!!
Otherwise I can only scan one picture once every few weeks!!!

It is so terrible and useless!!!
After scanning one picture, it shows me "Scanner Failure"...

F#$%#@% up!!!

Well...
I was bored while doing the reflection paper...

Good Sceneries Comes in a Bundle...

Just the other day...

I saw a---
OhMyGod GASPED EyesBIGBIG JawsDropping HeartTHUMPING
sight...

A young man...
Running...
Sweating...
In nothing but his shorts...

A very short pair of shorts...

And his figure is so--------------...
Words failed me at this point...


Okie okie... I shall try...

Sweat glistening on the body...
Light reflecting from the bulging biceps...
Legs muscles flexing with every step...
Taut stomach evenly divided into six...
Serious looking face frowning in concentration...

All the females at my bus-stop, from all ages, gawked at him...
Hahahaahahhahaaa...

Anyway...

That really makes my day!!!



A few days later...

I saw a---

*repeat from above*

But this time, it's in school...
And a different person...

=-D



Heeheehee...
Maybe I'll see another one tomorrow???

ME Specialization ...

I'm overwhelmed...

No idea what I'm overwhelmed with...
But I'm just...

Overwhelmed...


ME Specialization is finally upon us...

I went through the specialization that is available...
I started to shortlist the few that I'm interested in...

Then I look at the criteria...
And I crossed out the previous list, and started to highlight those which my grades allowed me to take...


(=_=)


I'm doomed...
Dooooooooooooooooooooooomed...

A Vivid REcollection

Here I shall illustrate what happened yesterday...

Because pictures are clearer...
And because some of my friends are word-blind...
i.e: everytime they see many words, they tend to skip...


Here it goes:


It started out like any normal day...


Me eating The Kueh with The Chilli...


Munching on The Kueh...


*GASPED*


"Arr----------"
*CHOKED*


Going blue in the face...


Very very very VIOLENT Coughs...


At That Instant...


And that is how it happened...


Sounds pretty stupid...


Walking is very painful and very very slow...
So slow that, I saw one grandma walking faster then me...
In fact, I walk like a grandma...
Or like a pregnant lady...

And when I sneezed or cough, it pains too...
Heck, it hurts when I laugh as well!!!

And I simply cannot bend at all!!!
Bend anything more then 5 degree from the positive y-axis...
Will result in waves of pain sweeping over the lower back...

So whenever I need to sit down, get up, do anything that needs some bending, I have to use my hands and grip onto something to provide support and eased the burden on my back...

That, or I will bully my brother into doing those things for me...
Heh heh heh...

But thanks to the painkillers, the some-electrical-massager-thing, the plaster meant to relieve aches in the body, more painkillers, the near immobile position of my entire back for the entire two days, and a good night's sleep...

The pain has quite lessen...
In fact, I can walk up to 60% of my original speed, and bend 15 degrees liao!!!

Hope I can go to school tomorrow...


P/s:
Errmmm...
It seems that I've kinda scared a few of my friends over this incident...
Hahaha, sorry for making you guys worried!!!
And thanks to all of you for your concern...

To tell the truth, I was very scared myself when it happens...
Because other then my asthma attacks when I was young, there are very few things that can cause such pain to my body...

I promise to eat in smaller bites from now on...

My Experiment...

I did an experiment just now...


Instructions

1) Take a a packet of Instant Mashed Potato in Pepper Crab flavour from the refrigerator...

2) Make sure it is of unknown Expired Date...

3) Open packet and pour into a bowl...

4) Sniff it...

5) Did it smell bad??
--- If Yes, throw it away... Go to Conclusion A...
--- If the pepper had masked the smell, proceed to the next question...

6) Stir it...

7) Is there any visible black fungi-looking thing that does not resemble pepper in it??
--- If Yes, throw it away... Go to Conclusion A...
--- If you can't tell, proceed to the next question...

8) Pour 1/3 of bowl of hot water in it...

9) Mix it well...

10) Look at the colour...

11) Is it unusual??
--- If Yes, throw it away... Go to Conclusion A...
--- If you are unable to remember how it should look like, proceed to the next question...

12) Taste it...

13) Does it taste horrible??
--- If Yes, throw it away... Go to Conclusion A...
--- If all you taste is pepper and crab, proceed to the next question...

14) Eat it all up...

15) Wait for one hours...

16) Does your stomach start to act up and you have a strong urge to throw up??
--- If Yes, go ahead and throw up... Go to Conclusion A...
--- If No, proceed to the next question...

17) Wait for a few more hours...

18) Does your stomach start to act up and you have a strong urge to throw up??
--- If Yes, go ahead and throw up... Go to Conclusion A...
--- If No, go to Conclusion B...



Conclusion

A
It has passed its expiry date...

B
It has EITHER
1) Not passed its expiry date
OR
2) You have a sibeh strong stomach...



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Okie, I think I simply have too much time on my hands...

Pulling Strings

(-_-;)

Pull strings...

Pull... Pull...

PULL!!!

*piak*

Opps...

Exams are over!!!

It passed by pretty fast, cos all of my exam dates were nearly back to back (i.e: Wed, Thur, Fri, Sat and one Mon)...
So it is over before I even have time to catch my breath...

Hahaha!!! Poor YL's exams start way earlier and yet only end this thursday...

Geez, I went home straight after the last exam...
Felt like a loser...
But I was very tired...
Mentally... Which in turn causes me to be tired physically!!!
O_o


Wednesdae: Me2142, Feedback Control Systems
Verdict:
It is not as bad as I thought...
After trying two past year papers, this was relatively easier...
I hope I can get a good grade for this...
(But then, since it was easy, that means competiton!!!)

Thurdae: Gem1004, Reason and Persuasion
Verdict:
Mind-boggling...
But who cares as I S/U it liao!!!
20 MCQs to be done in one hour, which I did it in one hour 5 minutes...
Went back to check my answers and ended up changing about half of them...

Fridae: Me2113, Mechanics of Materials II
Verdict:
We ought to shoot the person who set this paper...
All the mugging was done for nothing!!! Nothing!!!
Cos no matter how hard I mug, there is no way I could have done those questions!!!
AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

Saturdae: Me2135, Fluids Mechanics II
Verdict:
This is nothing compared to Fridae... But I hope I survived...
Cos the first few questions were do-able, but after that, it was nightmare after nightmare...
All my streamlines looks rubbish...

Mondae: Ma3501, Mathematical Methods in Engineering
Verdict:
F$%& You Stupid Paper!!!



It Was All Over...

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Eh...

I realised that for a lot of people, when reading my blog, don't really READ it...
Instead, they just scroll and skimmed through the words, stopping only when they see pictures...

Wah liao eh...

They say A Picture Paints A Thousand Words...

But I say Only Words can effectively put in the correct message/feelings/emotions you wanna get across!!!


For example:

Try to interpret this:


1) I'm posing for the camera
2) I'm being cheeky
3) I am feeling shiok after completing all my exams
4) My tongue, after licking my dinner off the plate, refuses to go back into my mouth
5) This is my typical greeting to my friends instead of the usual Yos or Hellos


The answer is:


I am buying two ice cream...


Try guessing this:


The answer:

I am feeling frustrated cos I am sure I have bombed my exams and yet I am happy cos my exams over le and then I feel blur because I have no idea what to do next...


Hahaha...

Whatever la, I don't blogged for the masses anyway...

The End Is Near...

But I have no energy left...

I Think... Therefore I Understand...

I have been thinking...
And I have thus decided...

I shall not be so weak and vulnerable anymore...
I will not let myself suffer...

I can't control many things...
But those I can, I will...

Let me re-examine what I have believe in...



When In Doubt, Ask

When there is something you simply do not understand...
Or think that you may have misunderstood something...

Don't let your imagaination run too wild...

Just go forward and Ask...
Face to Face...
Or Voice to Voice...

Just... Don't try to SMS...
It always backfired...



Try To Understand, And Be Understood

That's the only way to solve the problem...

Present the argument clearly and straight to the point...

And make sure it is logical...



Don't Talk Behind a Person's Back, Talk In Front Instead

Because I hate Hypocrites and do not want to be one...
It is not in my nature to be sugar sweet...

Be straight-forward, then there will be fewer confusion...

But I will try to add some honey just in case...
(Healthier too)

It is one thing to be True to your own feelings...
But it is another if you are dreaming...

*Snap* Back To Reality Please...



Be Nice Only To Deserving People

Life is Short...

Why waste time being nice to those who don't deserve it??



You Don't Need Confirmation From Anyone

Have Faith...

In Yourself...

Your Abilites...

Your Personality, Character...



Treasure The Ones In Front, Besides, And Behind You

Because they are always there for you in times of need...

The ones in front will guide your way...

The ones besides will encourage you...

The ones behind will support your back...



Nobody Is Indispensable, There Are Many Others, Just Look Harder

There are billions of people in this world...

If one does not work out well...

Feel a moment of remorse for it...

And look elsewhere...



If All Else Fails, Get A Pet

They will always love you...

If you remember to feed them and treat them right...

I Will Sail Through it All

The Day Of So Many Emotions...

Today..........

Is a Day of Emotions!!!!!!!!!!


Okie, enough drama...
Actually I have no idea why...
But...
I have been experiencing a shitload of emotions/feelings/SOMEthing just a few hours ago in school...


At first I'm feeling Normal...
Nothing unusual, just the normal sleepy me in the 10am lecture...
(Actually, doesn't matter the time, I'm always sleepy in a lecture)

Some time later, I've received not one, but two remainders regarding a certain outing with certain people at a certain place doing certain things...


And then I feel Excited...
Cos it has been quite a long time since I last went to that certain place to do that certain thing...
Some more, at an discount leh...
Very very tempting...

But then...
Suddenly YL tells me she is not going...
(Cos she very tired and sleepy after pulling off yet another YL-Last-Minute-Stunts)


I felt Disappointed...


I felt Sian 50%...


But Kang was telling me:
"$10 only leh!!!"
"Got me and pok lar..."
"Got two free drinks!!!"


So I started to feel Bouncy...


Well... Bouncy lar...
You know, the kind when you can't sit still at all??


And then I felt a bit Hesitating...


A few minutes later YL sms me something...
Which I went to confirm with Kang...
And it's true...

Tummy Boy is going too!!!
(*note: For the confused... Tummy Boy is just a boy---- with a tummy...)


Now I feel Sian 200% liao...


RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!


A split second later, I felt damn Bu Shuang!!!


WAH LIAO EH!!!
Why why why why why do SOME PEOPLE!!!
Always do things like these!!!

Self Invite Themselves?!?!?!?!

-__________-;

Waharhar... Scarli he wants to join MuggerHood...

-__________-|||

I will make sure I insult him so thoroughly that he will have a phobia of everything in a skirt...


Oh, while we are at this topic...


Welcome to Averii's Life Lesson on the Ways To Reject A Person...

Here's the question...
What should you do if a person---

Whose skin is so thick, even a bee's sting couldn't penetrate through...

Whose eyes are so blind, that he couldn't see the expressions of Horror of others around him...

Whose behaviour/antics/attitudes/stuff he do are so "DUH", that he causes many people to suffer from blood vessel bursting in their eyes due to excessive eye ball rolling...

(By the way, I'm not describing myself... No way...)


Everything he does, just irritates the hell out of me...


So here's a few tips for the tongue-tied...

If he asked "Eh, can I join you guys??"

1) You are a Mean Person... Say:

"NO!!! You are Not Welcome here!!!"
"No..." *turn away and ignore him completely*
"You no friend issit?? That's why keep on irritating us..."
"WUWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA YOU MUST BE JOKING!!!"

2) You are a Not So Mean Person... Say:

"Ermm... No, this outing is only for our group of friends only..."
"No lar, it will be too awkward..."
"Too many people le... Cannot lar..."
"But we have planned everything right down to the number of people allowed to come... So really cannot afford to let you come with us..."

3) You are Not a Mean Person... Say:
(Most probably won't work)

"Hahaha... Sorry la!!! Not this time... Next time bah..."
"My friends all very shy one... So sorry cannot lar..."
"You go with your friends lar... Here you dunno so many people, later you feel uncomfortable..."
"Oh the ice cream truck is here!!!" *runs away*

4) You are a Very Mean Person Pretending to be Nice... Say:

"Eheheheh... Why don't you ask WS??"


Don't!!!
Don't ask me why I feel this way...

I'll be too overwhelmed and start maiming everything on sight...


Think I digress too much...
Anyway...

The rain was pouring hard and fast...
It was very cold and windy...
And gloomy as well...
I hate rain... Especially when I'm not at home...


So like the rain, I felt Gloomy...


Kang still tried to persuade me to go...
So I asked him to come to engin to eat with me and than I shall consider whether I should go during lunch...
But he very lazy... Refuses to leave Science Fac...
Well, it was raining... But...

You scared of a little rain for what!!!
Take bus won't so wet one lar!!!


I felt Exasperated...


Combined with what I've felt above...


I felt @#%#$&$!^#$%#@^%^#$&...


I felt like a Mess!!!


So many feelings and emotion all jumbled up...

Like a Bubble about to burst!!!!!

So I decided to rid myself of all these burden!!!
By not going...
Har har anti-climax...


After that, I started to do my maths tutorial and felt like Shit...
A few minutes later, I started to get Stressed...
After which I felt Tired...
I felt Stupid...


The whole emotions run again...


P/s:
Oh, another contributing reason, could be due to Little Red's Fault...
You arh!!!
Always come and whacked everything up...

The Story of The Little Frog Part 2

Part 1 is here...


Days passed since the little frog lost its legs...
Gone is the sorrow...
So is his care...

His friends had came and consoled they had tried...
So many long talks...
All the advices...

Slowly it took quite a little while...
Wide is his smile...
Sad is his eyes...

He agreed and assured all of his friends...
That mistakes he incurred...
Will not be made twice...

His friends sighed and wiped the sweat from their brows...
"Good good" they have said...
"Let us worry not again!"

All of them thought it was over finally...
That the little frog...
Has sort his thoughts...

And all was good and happy and nice...
But little frog thought...
"Am I really free?"

But alas, it passes so very quickly...
For one dark stormy night...
His greatest fear came...

The rain arrived, all too sudden and strange...
So bold, so fierce...
He began to shake...

The lightning strikes at some land far away...
It provided the light...
And all was exposed...

The feline was drenched and shivering with cold...
All huddled up...
Beneath the willow...

It saw the little frog, as him to it...
Even though an instant...
Clear was the view...

The cat scrutinized the little frog, long and hard...
"Come to me, little frog"
"I need some warmth"

He trembled, not from the cold, nor from the fright...
But mesmerised...
As he had before...

As though by a spell, the little frog came towards it...
Unable to help himself...
He just went...

The cat narrowed its eyes and bares its teeth...
All too sudden...
Was the attack...

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Red, deep red, spilled all over the ground...
Into the water...
All without a sound...

When dawn came, and clear was the sky...
Horror was what...
The others have found...

Sheding their tears, they wept and they cried...
"Why little frog??"
"Why??"

Mole and Freckle

Are You a Mole or a Freckle??

Mole: I'm a Mole!!! *squeaks*

Freckle: I'm a Freckle!!! *squeak* *squeak*

Mole & Freckle: Ha ha ha ha ha !!!

All these Mugging...

Is Not Good For My Sense of Humour!!!

In fact, I've just realised that, during the past few weeks where I have been feverish mugging (for who knows what reason), the amount of frequency of me laughing is decreasing at an alarming speed!!!

I am becoming a Chao Mugger!!!

Not only that, I have started to become more vulgar and bad-tempered!!!
Not to mentioned more evil thoughts...

Imagine these--


Scenerio #1
Me walking along a busy street, suddenly two little kid runs past me screaming and laughing crazily as he chases his friend...

Normal Me: Wah, so fun!!! Can run about freely without any cares...

Mugger Me: SCREAM WHAT SCREAM?!?! What The Hell Are You Screaming for?!?!?!?


Scenerio #2
The bus travels slowly down the road... The wind picks up speed and swirls around my head, lifting my hair up and caressing my face...

Normal Me: Mmmmmnnnn... Nice!!! *Turns towards the wind*

Mugger Me: Arrrgggg there's hair in my mouth!!! There's hair in my eye!!! There's hair everywhere!!! And why is the bus moving so slow!!!!!


Scenerio #3
Something funny/quirky/strange/interesting/stupid/annoying/amusing etc happened today...

Normal Me: Wahahahaa... I must blog about it!!!

Mugger Me: I... Zzzzzzzzzzzz...


See?!?! See?!!? What has mugging done to me!!!
I Dunch Want Mug!!!

But... If I don't mug, I risked (90% chance) of getting a even lower grade than the one I got during my second semester (Which is very low, trust me)...
(The other 7% is that I will get a slightly lower grade but not as low as That, another 2.99% is that I continue to maintain my grades, while the last 0.01% is that I improved instead... Hey... Miracles do happen, so maybe when I'm in my most dire state, my brain may suddenly decided to wake up...)

Not only do I get stressed more easily, I lost my temper, started cursing, messy hairdo, gets oily hair, oily face, gets shorter, feet gets bigger, voice gets coarser... You get the main idea...

Oh man... I have to do something to alleviate those side effects of mugging...

Hmmmmm...

Let's brainstorm for a while here...


Eat More Chocolate
Pro:
Can feel very shiok...
Can wake me up...
Con:
Only temporary...
Gains weight... Now that is terrible!!! Tellliiiballl!!!
Good Chocs are expensive... I barely have enough to cover my social life...


Watch TV/Youtube of Funny Shows
Pro:
Can make me laugh and increase my Laugh Count...
Can make me relax...
Con:
Waste my time, cos I tend to get addicted to those easily...
Less sleep time for me, cos the only free time I have is at night...
Corrupt my brain and waste the limited amount of precious storage area...


Hobbies!!! Drawing, listening to music, writing stories, making crafts~
Pro:
I can relax and do those things that I like!!!
Can have a sense of achievement every time I completed something!!!
Con:
You think I so free meh??
Currently don't have the inspiration nor energy nor mood to do such things...
No materials...


Blog to Complain about what I'm Complaining Now
Pro:
Can get these burdens off my chest...
Can practice typing fast, so for the next term paper maybe only need one day hahahaa...
Con:
Complain liao also no use, cos the problem still exist...
My fingers cramped liao...
Mom always complain that I waste electricity...


Solve the Problem instead of Whining
Pro:
Getting rid of problems is a good thing!!!
Can have one less thing to worry about...
Con:
But I don't even know how to solve the problem...
Hell, I don't even know what exactly is my problem!!!
...


Drop out of NUS and go work as a Freelance Comic Artist while studying in NAFA


Okie, forget it...
Maybe I should go try all five and record their effects before writing the report and the conclusion...
Heyyy... That sounds too much like school work!!!

Gargg!!!
I think I am really suffering from SMS!!!

(Read here for more information about this relatively unknown disease...)



There should be a Mugging-Free Day in Singapore...

After X Hours on the Computer Doing my Term Paper

"Geez... Is that a star in the sky, or a street lamp??"

I'm going blind at this rate...

If you are Shy and you know it...

Friend: wei... dun tease me le la haha

Me: ahahahahha

Me: why?? getting shy??

Friend: ya.. I shy ma haha

Friend: bleah~

Me: hahahah

Me: but i like teasing shy ones...

Me: heeeheeheeee

Friend: wa....then looks like I am dead...

You have no idea...

Hiak Hiak Hiak~~~