I Finally Did It...

After months of frustration...
Head-bangings...
Hair-pullings...

After months of threatening my computer...
I finally make good of it...

I finally pluck up the courage, made any last minutes back-ups, and whined to my little squirrel for help...
He came to my rescue as usual, and helped me to format my computer...

Format leh!!!

Everything inside my computer = GONE...

I saw the warning from the com when squirrel was about to format the com...

<> ALL WILL BE LOST! format: (Y/N)

Wahahahaha... The com begging me to stop... (I assumed it)


Scenerio: Me and my little squirrel hunching over the computer... Little squirrel feverishly typing commands while I was glaring at the black screen...

Little squirrel turned to looked at me, his finger hovering above a key...

Little Squirrel: Are you really sure about this??

Me: *nods* Just do it...

Com: <_c>ALL WILL BE LOST! format: (Y/N)

Me: Press Y...

Com: Nooo!!! Wait a minute!!! Please don't do this to me O' kind master!!!

Me: And why not??

Com: I... I... Haven't I being a very good servant?? I've done Everything you have commanded me to... I have switched ON whenever you press the switch, I have log into the internet when you press the Mozilla, I also follow your instructions whenever you downloaded programs and installations!!!

Me: Haha... Oh yeah, real gooood... Nice to hear you begging me... Have you also forgotten all the times when you keep hanging whenever I play a very good game of Minesweeper on Msn, or when I was writing my precious blog without saving yet?? Woah, and I haven't even include the hangings you did while I was doing my online assignments/tutorials/projects/homeworks??

Com: But... But...

Me: I haven't finished yet!!! Did you also remember the times you refused to let me install acrobat reader just becos it is too heavy for you to handle?? Or that you keep on travelling at half your speed limit whenever I exceed one hour of usage?? Huh?? Huh?? Huh??

Com : *speechless*

Me: Well... Hahaha, now you should know why I have to resort to this... I shall tolerate your impudence no more!!!

Com: Nooo... No!!! Master!!! Please, give me another chance, I beg you!!! I will try to fulfill all your wishes, without complains!!! I will be hardworking!!! I will not hang myself!!! I will do anything you asked, just don't be cruel to me, please... Sob... Sob... *crying pails of tears*

Me: Oei!!! Oei!!! Stop crying!!! You are going to get short-circuit lar!!!

Com: *still sobbing uncontrollably* Nooo master please pity your humble servant...

Me: Nah!!! Too bad!!! Begging me NO USE!!! Who asked you to do these to me in the first place?!

Com: I've learnt my lesson!!! REally!!!

Me: You've said that last year...

Com: Errmm... errr... I will make it my new year resolution??

Me: HAH!!! What rubbish excuse!!! Take that!!! I Shall Format Yooooouuuuuu!!!

Com: Noooooooooo....

Me: *press Y*

*Beeep*

Me: Muwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... *evil crackle*

Little Squirrel: -___-;


Yea... It feels so good!!!
Whahahahahahahahahahaha...
;-p