Wednesday, May 16, 2007

My Experiment...

I did an experiment just now...


Instructions

1) Take a a packet of Instant Mashed Potato in Pepper Crab flavour from the refrigerator...

2) Make sure it is of unknown Expired Date...

3) Open packet and pour into a bowl...

4) Sniff it...

5) Did it smell bad??
--- If Yes, throw it away... Go to Conclusion A...
--- If the pepper had masked the smell, proceed to the next question...

6) Stir it...

7) Is there any visible black fungi-looking thing that does not resemble pepper in it??
--- If Yes, throw it away... Go to Conclusion A...
--- If you can't tell, proceed to the next question...

8) Pour 1/3 of bowl of hot water in it...

9) Mix it well...

10) Look at the colour...

11) Is it unusual??
--- If Yes, throw it away... Go to Conclusion A...
--- If you are unable to remember how it should look like, proceed to the next question...

12) Taste it...

13) Does it taste horrible??
--- If Yes, throw it away... Go to Conclusion A...
--- If all you taste is pepper and crab, proceed to the next question...

14) Eat it all up...

15) Wait for one hours...

16) Does your stomach start to act up and you have a strong urge to throw up??
--- If Yes, go ahead and throw up... Go to Conclusion A...
--- If No, proceed to the next question...

17) Wait for a few more hours...

18) Does your stomach start to act up and you have a strong urge to throw up??
--- If Yes, go ahead and throw up... Go to Conclusion A...
--- If No, go to Conclusion B...



Conclusion

A
It has passed its expiry date...

B
It has EITHER
1) Not passed its expiry date
OR
2) You have a sibeh strong stomach...



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Okie, I think I simply have too much time on my hands...

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