Funny Signs

Got this in an email...

Why other countries seemed to have more sense of humour??



That's great news, isn't it??
Now they die early...


How about Mrs Toskana??
Got all your assets??


Or hire more cleaners...


Animals are our first priority!!!
But don't worry, your safety is next...


What do you think they actually tell the dogs??
"You can excrete waste anywhere you want. Gives your owner something to do."


Unless you have none either...


But we are helping our country to alleviate the greying population...
Sigh...
Nationalism or Religion??


Free entertainment also don't want...


=-p