Sunday, December 17, 2006

Finally!!!

After an absence of X months, I went for a jog in the morning!!!

The route around my estate is roughly 1.6km, although I ran for like only X km in X no. of minutes...
My stamina, which has being steadily decreasing ever since JC1, was struggling to complete at least one round...
Damn, it's time to buck up and start running constantly every weekend...

After the run, man...
It feels real good...
The aching of the muscles...
The dripping of the sweat...
The... The... The nice looking flush on my face...
Haha... After for what seemed like years, I look healthy...

(Must really think of these benefits so that I can motivate myself to haul my sleepy ass off bed every weekend mornings...)


I went orchard with my mom and aunt for some shopping...
(Cos my mom got some vouchers she's dying to spend...)

The way me and my mom behaves and our attitudes to several things in life, kinda differs from that of the norm...
From what I've gathered from friends, blogs, TV shows etc etc, the norms usally goes like these:

Norm
Girl: Mummy mummy, I want wear make-up hor!!!

Mom: What?!! Wear what make-up?? You so young wear for what?? Don't wear...

Girl: But I want to wear!!! I'm 20 liao!!!

Mom: *grumbles* wear a little only hor!!! Cannot wear so thick arh...

Minutes later...

Girl: Okie, I'm ready to go...

Mom: WHY YOU WEAR SO MUCH MAKE-UP!!! Like Wayang like that??!!


Ours
Me:
Okie, I'm ready to go...

Mom: Why you didn't wear contacts?? Wear lar...

Me: Okie okie...

Seconds later...

Me: Okie, I'm ready to go...

Mom: Wear that blue blue thing on your eye lar... Today we taking photos... Looks nicer...
(That "blue blue thing" refers to the blue eyeshadow which I've tried to pass it off as an eyeliner...)

Me: But..... Fine fine, once in a while only...

Seconds later...

Me: Okie, I'm ready to go...

Mom: Why you didn't put on some lipstick?? Or blusher???

Me: Don't want lar!!! *runs out of house*


Norm
Girl: Mummy mummy, that demin skirt looks nice!!!

Mom: Issit?? So-so only...

Girl: It is nice, and it cost only $29.90... I want!!!

Mom: No!!! You so many demin skirt liao, want so much for what?!!?

Girl: Not a lot lar, mummy, I want!!!

Mom: Tsk!!! So short!!! You want let who see!?

Girl: Where got short...

Ours
Mom: Eh, ah girl ah... That demin skirt looks nice!!!

Me: Orh...

Mom: Look lar... See, this pattern so cute!!!

Me: Hm...

Mom: This one is nice... You go and try it on...

Me: Huh?? Don't want lar...

Mom: Try lar... If nice I buy for you...

Me: No need, I got many demin skirt liao...

Mom: A lot meh?? You always wear the same few... Try it on lar...

Me: *checks the price* What!!! $29.90!!! So ex!!!

Mom: Nooo... No... Go and try...

Me: Don't want... *drags mom away*

Mintues later...

Mom: It's this shop lar... *Mom drags me back*

Me: It's too short...

Mom: No lar... You are tall... Wear short short all the guys will look at you... Hahahahaha...

Me: -___-;


Norm
Mom: Girl ah... Why must you shop so much?? Waste money leh!!!

Girl: No lar... I'm a girl mah... Of cos like to shop!!! Hahaha...

Mom: Why can't you be like ah-hua from the 10th floor?? She doesn't shop so much like you lor!!!


Ours
Mom: Girl ah... Why you don't behave like other young people one??

Me: Hah?? Young people how to behave one??

Mom: Young people see nice things will go very excited... You leh, only see a bit a bit... Not excited at all one...

Me: .....


Right mom...

I think she is just afraid that I will turn into a guy...

Don't worry, even though I like guys, I certainty do not like them to such an extent that I will become one of them...
Hahahahahhaaa...

Time to sleep!!!
Gonna run and swim in the morning and afternoon!!!


P/S:
Exam results leaked out on the very day I wasn't online...
Dunno whether to thanks heavens or cursed it...
Ignorance is a bliss... Ignorance is a bliss... *repeat 10 times*

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6 Comments:

At 6:21 AM, Blogger chillycraps said...

erm, you used the unknown variable X on different occasions... unsolvable!

the comparison with the norm and yours is quite funny! I think next time when you talk to your kids it would be the "Norm" liao..

anyway, did anyone from ME2 got the result? funny leh, such oolu website they also can find, is it the received the email? For me I can leave my christmas present till boxing day...

 
At 11:33 AM, Blogger tstar said...

don't worry, heard the results was not moderated/updated one. In any case safer to wait for the actual day...

haha, the comparison darn funny... For me though, I'm a bit like u abt e make up and shopping but unlike ur mom, my mom doesn't push me to do all those stuff, for which I'm glad! =D

 
At 1:23 PM, Blogger Summergal said...

Hahaha... Whoa, ur mom so in leh... haha! my mom is totally different from urs lor..

in fact, i tink u r describing my mom under ur norm mom sia~ lolx...

 
At 5:48 PM, Blogger snoookems said...

wah i want your mom sia. I need more skirts! sponsered is a bonus, definately.;)

 
At 9:44 PM, Blogger Azure1984 said...

lol, your entries are funny lahz
*rotfl*
Yes i agree, ignorance is bliss.

 
At 10:32 PM, Blogger averii said...

Chiilycraps:
It wasn't meant to be solve... Heehee...

Ya, I think I will behave like the Norm mom... Hohohoh... My poor future kids...

I also dunno where they got the link... But I got it last sem... And I don't like what I see... Haiz...


tstar:
Wah, den I should feel lucky that I didn't get to see it beforehand, or I will lose sleep over it...
Cos I desperately need those moderation marks...

Hahaha... Maybe becos I'm more extreme den you??
I used to be a tomboy, now is just a milder version...


summergal:
ya, my mom is quite in actually...

Like my granny too... Hahahahaa...


snoookems:
Heehee... Den you try wearing obiang clothes, so that when your mom commented on it, you just say "Becos I no more nice clothes to wear" and look pitiful...
Hahahaha...


kr:
Right... Ignorance is a bliss...
So that means you regret looking at your results on that day right??

 

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