Monday, March 05, 2007

I got my hands on the Com!!!

Finally!!!
Managed to wrestle it out of my brother's hand...

Hahaha... Sorry, being "busy" these few days...
Apart from the usual mugging mugging and more mugging, me and my brother have also being engaging in "extra curriculum activities"...

Okie, I know I should be studying during the weekend...
Thus I shall repent and do my ECA on weekdays instead... Hee..

Ok just kidding... I'm seriously losing my 7th sense : Humour...

Several things have happened on Friday (2/3/07) and I'm dying to say it out here!!!

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Something Annoying in lecture...

There are some things that make me annoyed...
Not because they happened in the lecture hall lar, but on a general case...
(Actually, I'm guilty of making several people irritated with my never-stopping mouth, but that's besides the point...)

The point is...

I hate it when people, especially Girls (because majority of the offenders are female) laugh... No I mean Giggle Over Nothing!!!

If somebody or yourself said a joke, or said something lame, or maybe trying to do/say/act something that suggest that it was suppose to be funny, maybe laughing or giggling was okay, and appropriate in these situations...

But if there was nothing to be funny about, then What the Hell are You Giggling About?!?!?!?!


This happens to me one suay Friday morning, during Maths lecture...

Me and Yenl were sitting in front of a girl with a super irritating voice...

Even with that irritating voice I can still tahan, cos it is not her fault that her vocal cords were made this way (unless she is trying to act cute, then that is Unforgivable)...

But it was the way she was Giggling in that Super Irritating Loud Voice of hers over Absolutely Nothing!!!

She and a guy were talking to each other, pretty loud lar, cos me and Yenl can still hear them without trouble...

Guy: Blah blah blah... (irrelevant stuff)

Girl: Today I eat a Fish!!! Hahahahahahahaaaa!!!

What the Fck is so funny about eating a freaking fish!?!?!??!

Wah piang, if the guy or girl had said a joke that is funny, maybe me and Yenl can understand over her laughter...
We may even laugh along with her if it was funny enough (lecture too boring lar)...

But there NOTHING!!! Nothing remotely funny about the above sentence (and many more before and after that)!!!

That is not even the worse part...
The girl was Giggling after EVERY sentence she made!!!

Girl: Today I eat a fish... Hahahahahhahahaaaa!!!

Guy: Blah blah blah...

Girl: No, it should be that way... Hahahahhaa...

Guy: Blah blah blah...

Girl: Yadda yadda... Hahahaa...

Guy: Blah blah bah...

Girl: Yadda yadda... Hahahahhaa...

It was so annoying that the otherwise peaceful Yenl was making stabbing motions with her hands...

Please!!! If there is nothing funny to laugh about, then don't!!!
You are making yourself look stupid!!!
And girls!!! Stop all that insane giggling, you are making the rest of us look like bimbos...
Damn it...

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JAM ALOUD!!!

A Rock Band Competition!!!

It was quite impromptu for me, cos I only knew about it on the last day of the competition, where the final 5 group were left...
Ah nick told me cos Gilbert's friend is in it, so we go and "support"...

There's a small crowd at the Forum by the time we arrived...
Some of the bands are from halls, so they have a lot of supporters...
(While the rest have a miserable few...)

Black Star is the name of the band doing the opening act...
Not bad, their original song was good... And their performance of other songs are heavy enough to be a rock band...
I Like!!!
Although I'm going deaf liao, after their first song...

Sponge is the group where Gilbert's friend is in...
They played two of their original songs, which are less heavy in my opinion when compared to Black Star...
But I like the second song... Not bad eh...
Their lead singer was quite entertaining... Can talk cock with the MC...
And the second lead singer was pretty cute...

The Identified is the second group...
Okay okay only lar...
The lead singer got a strong voice... And I like the way they play the second song...
But on the whole, the band didn't leave much of an impression...

The ConMan, is so far, the BEST, according to my opinion...
The female singer is damn good!!! So is the male singer... Very powerful voice...
I loved their original song!!! It is very very very Good!!! Wow!!!
I loved them playing the second song too "Play the Funky Music"...
Damn nice... And the leader is pretty witty and funny too...

Die Mic Stand was a very good band too...
Although their original song was okay okay only, I loved the way they did the second song "I Will Survive"...
It was very good!!! I suddenly like that song... Hahahahaa...
The female singer was very good, soild vocal cords that is edgy enough for a rock band!!!
Complete with the "rrrrrr" in the voice... Wicked!!!

Peroxide is the last band to perform...
The first song was not bad... But I don't really like the second song lar... Abit not to my taste...
And the female singer very extra lor... Dunno can sing or not, only do some "wooowooo" sound and screaming some lyrics into the mike, that's all... The 3rd and 4th band's female singer way wayyyy better...
The leader was quite charming to the audience, always joking... But somehow, I think that he lack the "Mo Qi" or I dunno... How do you call it?? Not in tune with the second singer??

Anyway, I left before the winner was announce...
My ears could take it no more...

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Insects Galore!!!

What is the matter with insects anyway...

How come they all like to come near me?!?!

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In Malaysia, there was once upon a time at night...
I was sleeping so peacefully...
ZzzzZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzZZZzzzzz...

When suddenly!!!
Something small... Something that moves fast... Something that has many legs!!!
Crawled up to my face!!!

It was a COCKROACH!!!

That bloody thing went to the corner of my mouth and gave me a Kiss ala sleeping beauty style...

Arrrrgggghhhhh GROSS!!!

But I was too sleepy to care (no one must disturb my sleep!!!) so I just brushed it away...
Heard from my mom the next morning that is tried to disturb my grandmother too, only that it got killed by her crushing fist of fury...

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And then a few years later, still in Malaysia (in fact, it just happened a few weeks ago during the CNY trip)...
I was diligently doing my mugging at a table...

"Ploped"

Something dropped to my head...
I had a feeling that it is not a harmless plaster from the ceiling...
I brushed my hand on my head...

"Ploped"

Something dropped to the table...

It. Was. A. Baby. LIZARD!!!

ROOOOAAARRRR!!!

NOThing disturbs me hair without suffering!!!

I gather everything I can get in my hand and Whacked the stupid lizard...
It still managed to escape to the chair wor...
I Whacked it again...
It dropped to the leg of the chair...

This time I turned to get the newspaper and rolled it up tightly...
But when I got back, the baby lizard disappear liao...
-___-;

Come to think of it, the baby lizard looks quite cute leh...

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Back to the Friday incident...

I was happily doing my tutorials on my bed, unaware of the danger that surrounds me...

The attack was lauched too quickly at me...
So quickly that I barely have enough time to ducked out of harm's way...

The Bloody Cockroach...
Flew to my bolster...
Landed on my knees...
Before being slapped away by my hand and flew to the window...

Which I slammed shut with all my might...
(After screaming like a mad woman)

But a few hours later, my brother opened the window to let the air in as we are about to go to sleep...

The stupid cockroach went back in again!!!

WTF!!!

It travelled across the room, flying here and there!!!
My brother chased it out of the room and was about to smashed it into the tissue paper he held in his hand...

But...

The cockroach escape into my Aunt's room instead...

Opps...

Since our Aunt is asleep... Errr... It isn't nice to disturb other people when they are sleeping...

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This is not the best time to be addicted to MMORPG...

(-__-;)

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7 Comments:

At 5:07 PM, Blogger Xiaostar said...

HahaZ wah got so many insects love you leh~!!! Eh give them chance lar~ *LOL*

 
At 7:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe the cockroach had read "The Frog Prince"...

then it took fancy on u...

figured tt u would make a beautiful cockroachie wife...

so. it did what it had to do.

 
At 11:13 PM, Blogger averii said...

SiaoStar:

You give them the chance then...


cj:

Well, unfortunately for the cockroach, I don't do cross-species...

 
At 12:12 AM, Blogger snoookems said...

is that irritating girl from bioengin?

 
At 2:45 AM, Blogger averii said...

Yesh!!!!!

 
At 2:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!!! Is it the one with the wierd nose?? Wears very little and is resistant to the cold LT?

 
At 6:57 AM, Blogger averii said...

Yesh!!! Yesh!!! Yesh!!!

Wuwhahahahhahahaa!!!

So you find her damn noisy too?!?

 

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