Dumb NS guys...

In the past, I used to think that guys who went through NS comes out stronger, leaner, tanner and in well-conditioned shape...

Well that's true...
But I haven't considered that their brains will be fried as well...

Too much time in the sun can do really serious damaged to your brains...
Just look at that amount of UV radiations bombarding your poor measly brains!!!
Errr... Ok you can't see UV rays... So "Just imagine the amount of UV rays" instead...


B, who went through NS a year ago, said something stupid...
Here's our conversation, me, B and R:

B: Hey how many days are there in May??

Me: (looking at my phone calender) Oh, 31 days...

R: (loves to trick B, is tricking him now) Eh, did you know that Febuary has 30 days anot??

B: (thinks for a while) Oh ya, you mean the one which comes once every few years right?? Then the rest of the years is 29 days for Feb hor??

Me and R: (looks at each other) .....

R: Bwuhahahahaha...

Me: Idiot lar you!!! Feb only has 28 days!!! 29 days is the one that comes once every 4 years!!!

B: (looks surprise) Oh really ar?? Sure anot??

Me: (collasped into laughter...)

B, a NTU first year student, who scored 10 for his L1R5 at 'O' levels, actually gave me such moronic answers...
Eh, I think I primary school aready know this liao lor...


He's not the only example...
Here's another conversation between me and YZ, who is currently serving NS:

YZ: (points to my wrist) This is wrist...

Me: (nods) Ya

YZ: (points to my waist) This is waist...

Me: (nods again) Ah-hah...

YZ: (points to my hip) And that is hip...

Me: (nods once again) Ya lar... Why you ask leh??

YZ: Nothing, just wanna confirm...

Me: (-___-;) .....

There's another one!!!

YZ: (out of the blue) Eh, "Xia (Chinese word for Summer)" means Winter right??

Me: (abit surprise) Huh?? No lar!!! "Xia" means Summer lar, not Winter... Why you so blur??

YZ: (silent for a while) Oh, then what is Winter??

Me: (faints)

YZ, who received admission into NUS for Faculty of Science, scored Triple As for 'A' levels, sat for Chemistry Special Paper, scored a B3 in Chinese 'AO' levels, also contracted the same problem as B...


Today, I'm gonna meet my best friends to celebrate HY birthday, and SDR is gonna be there...
He's serving his BMT in NS right now...
Let's see how much his brain has being impaired...

Heeheehee...
(- w -) *evil grins*