Slapping Parade

*slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap*

That's me slapping you all...
What's your crime, you may ask...
For being Human...

Today is my official Pre-MS day...
So it means that every little thing which will not bother me on any other normal day, will irked the hell out of me today...

Today is a very bad day,
which is further worsen by my existing Pre-MS...

First of all, I want to slap WarCraft III...
Why?? Because my bloody brother is playing with it and he's supposed to stop at 9pm!!!
And I have to Wait One and a Half hour before I can touch the computer!!!
I HATE to WAIT!!!!!
I shall also slap my brother too for playing with it and Hogging the computer...
No wait, I should slap the Creators of WC III, cos without them, I will not have to Wait One and a Half hour for my brother to stop playing it...
Ah, heck, I shall slap them all...
*slap*
*slap*
*slap*

Next, I shall slap Pop-Up Ads...
Cos they keep stretching my patience for having to Wait a bloody long time for my page to load...
My computer is slow enough!!! Stop poping you stupid poppers!!!
*slap* *slap* *slap*

What a day...

Today is my turn at working for the flyer distributors...
But guess what, there's a Summer Sale by John Little!!!
And so it means hordes of people alighting at Somerset Mrt!!!
Which means that I would be extra busy!!!
And it is super-duper Cramp at the shelter walkway!!!

Slap those stupid Shoppers!!!
Why huh??
Cos they are the ones who keep Shoving Me, Stepping on My Foot, Snapping at Me, Glaring at Me, Ignoring Me!!!
I HATE being ABUSED and IGNORED!!!!!
Even worse when it began to rain...
Stupid Shoppers still using the bloody umbrella in the Sheltered Walkway!!!
It is Sheltered you idiots!!!
And the bloody Umbrella keep Knocking onto my head and Messing up my hair!!!
Curse them for being stupid and short!!!
*slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap*

Slap those stupid freaking Flyers!!!
In the process of me trying to hand out flyers faster to people,
I get Three Papercuts...
One of them is quite bad as it Bleeds a lot...
I HATE having WOUNDS!!!!!
And I love my fingers very much, so please do not Scar it...
*slap* *slap* *slap*

And then, my two Flyer-Friends...
Slap them both!!!
For Ignoring me most of the time and Slacking too much...
I HATE being IGNORED!!! And I HATE to REPEAT MYSELF!!!
Well, B told me that they are not slacking, they are printing flyers...
But I'm feeling Mean today, and when I'm feeling this way, I'm always Correct and you are Wrong...
So it may not be their fault for Disappearing and Leaving me to Suffer from Boredom-ness,
but I don't care, I still wanna slap them!!!
*slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap*

I'm in a Very Bad, Terrible, Horrible, Beastly, Crappy, Dangerous, Harmful, Vicious, Vile, Wicked, EVIL Mood.....

Don't try to Stop Me...

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Phew... After all that slapping, I'm quite tired...
Ok, I had enough of slapping for the day...
I'm not that pissed-off any more...
So you can all breathe a sigh of relieve...

Night night kids...
Gonna sleep...