Formal Dinner

I went to a formal dinner yesterday...
For the Singapore Fish Merchant Association...
Well, becos my dad's company lucky lucky got randomly choosen to be on the commitee this year...

Wah, if he's so lucky, how come he hasn't struck any 4-D??

Haha, anyway, both my mom and I went to attend the dinner held by SFMA for the swearing in and photographing...
Formal Wear leh...
Damn it, means must wear skirt and girly shirt and behave like a girl...
(-___-)

Anyway, that ceremony was held at SAFRA, near Bt. Pumei, where my granny use to live...
We came too early cos my dad was very nervous...
Hey, being on the commitee is really big to him...
And just for this ceremony, he went to buy a brand new suit!!! (cos the old one wouln't fit, he's too fat...)
And he had to wear a tie!!!
He doesn't have a tie, so have to borrow from my 3rd uncle!!!
And then, none of us knew how to tie the tie!!!
And the bloody boring-looking tie cost even more then the suit!!!

The tie is dark blue...
And that's it...
No patterns, no other colour, no nothing...
Just a boring blue tie...
Wah, I see other uncles and ah-peks got more hip and interesting tie then him...
And this is the 2nd time my dad actually wore a tie, other then the day he got married to my mom...

Later, my mom and I were seated with strangers, and my dad was getting ready for the swearing in...
He and the rest of the commitee members went onto the stage...
And wow he's the tallest...
He was the only one with the head protruding out of the entire pack...
My dad was so excited when he saw us looking at him on stage, that he started waving at us and bobbling his head!!!
He was the only one fidgeting...
Me and mom laugh and laugh...
So dear friends, don't blame me whenever I get too childish, I got it from my dad you see...

Then after the entire ceremony comes the speech which I doubt anyone was listening...
And my dad was getting really ya-ya liao...
Keep strutting around in his suit...
And he keep walking towards us to chat with mom and me...
I thought he was being bored...
But my mom later told me that it was becos he scared my mom walk out if it gets too boring...
heeheehee...

On the whole, the entire thing was boring...
Yeah really feel like zzzzz...
So thank god for my handphone...
Although it betrayed me by shutting down itself...


Me: Aiyah this ceremony is so damn dead... But never mind, I have my trusty little handphone!!!

Handphone: Errrmm... Dear master?? I...

Me: (Playing game) Eh? What wad? Don't interrupt dude, I'm at the 98th level!!! Gonna break my highest record of 2099!!!

Handphone: (whispers) I need to go pee...

Me: (Still playing) Wadda? Go pee?? Pee your head lar!! Handphone where got pee one?? Now shuddup...

Handphone: Hey, who say handphone no need go pee huh?? We do hor, only that we usually pee in the night after shutting down, onto your bloody pillow when you all are sleeping...

Me: Wad!!! No wonder, my pillow always wet!!! And I thought I have a drooling problem due to excess dreaming of Orlando Bloom... But hey, if you pee at night when we're sleeping, then why do you wanna pee now?? I'm playing you know, not sleeping yet...

Handphone: Well... It's past your bedtime, thus my toilet break time is due now...

Me: Hey I don't care man, if I can stay up past my bedtime, you can also hold up your pee until we get home...

Handphone: Hold my pee??!! You siao ar?? You try holding your own lar, see if your bladder got Bao anot... No, no, cannot wait now... Must peeeeee...

Me: (panics) Hey hey!!! Not in here!!! Got so many people leh!!! Have you got no shame??

Handphone: Unfortunately, no...

Me: Hey, stop that, I forbid you!!!

Handphone: Too bad... You can't stop me from shutting down and peeing... 10, 9, 8...

Me: Stop!! Stop!!! Oh shit, where's the pee hole??

Handphone: ...4, 3, 2, 1... Night night my dear master... Zzzzz...

Me: AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My Game!!! I was so close to beating my highest record!!!

Handphone: *Shhooorhhhh.....* (peeing sound)


Sigh, no handphone, no playing game, boring ceremony...

What a sucky night...