Expo...

My aunt was working temporary as a cashier at the Food Expo for her company...
Thus, my entire family decide to visit her on 29/5/05...

Me and my mom went by Mrt 1st...
Actually we wanted to go shopping before going to Expo,
but I very slow like turtle, keep hogging up the bathroom, so we left late and had to head there straight away...

There are many halls in Expo (I lost count, but should be less then 10, pardon my deteriorating maths)...
And one of the very 1st exhibition we went to was the MPH bookstore Sale!!!
YES!!! Lotsa books!!!
:-D
The love of my life!!! (Other than food, drawing, daydreaming etc...)

But it was kinda disappointing...
For a mega bookstore like MPH, one would expect their exhibits or sale or anything to be... well-done??
But to my horror,
I found out that I was terribly, terribly wrong...

All the wonderful books were left on the Floor!!!!!
YIKES!!!

Well, not exactly on the floor,
they were all being left inside boxes, on top of crates, totally disorganised, untidy, and worse of all...
Some of the books are not in top-condition!!!
Many of the books have folds, scratches, tear in them...
It took me dunno how many hours (ok I'm exaggerating) to found the perfect books...

The Complete Set of Lord Of The Rings!!!

YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!

Let me tell you, it was damn tough!!!
The 2nd and 3rd book were in abundance,
but not the 1st book!!!
Let's just say I can see more than 20, 30(?) for each of the 2nd and 3rd book...
But I can only find 4-5 books for the 1st book...
And all of them are not in their best condition!!!
What the...

Heck, in the end, I settle for the book with the least folds and scratches on its cover...
And yyyeeesss...
I owned my very own LOTR books!!!

Muhahahahahahahahahahaha.....

(^o^)

(^0^)

(^O^)

I am so Happy!!! Delighted!!! Ecstatic!!! Elated!!! Thrilled!!! Blissful!!! Merry!!!

Bwahahaha... Merry, as in LOTR's Merry!!!

:-p I'm talking cock, but who cares, I'm so happy!!!

My Precious... Yesssss... It'sssss my Prrreccciousss...

Harhar, so no borrowing...
I don't want any hand or paw-print on my prrreeccciouusss LOTR cover...
In fact, I've put it under lock and key so that only me, the one and only master of my prrreccciousss can touch it, and I even wear sterilised gloves when doing so...


Opps, off topic...

Back to Food Expo...
Damn crowded man...
So much that we have to walk sideways like a crab if we have to move at all...
But the food there was not bad, quite alot, though not much of a variety...
So many on drinks, sauces, blah blah...

But, it is FOOD Expo right??

So why do I see...

Detergent?!?!

Pants?!?!

Cooking Utensils?!?!

Huh?!?!

It's true!!! That is what some people are selling!!!
They truely need Dictionary.com...

Food ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fd)n.
1)Material, usually of plant or animal origin, that contains or consists of essential body nutrients, such as carbohydrates, fats, proteins, vitamins, or minerals, and is ingested and assimilated by an organism to produce energy, stimulate growth, and maintain life.
2)A specified kind of nourishment: breakfast food; plant food.
3)Nourishment eaten in solid form: food and drink.
4)Something that nourishes or sustains in a way suggestive of physical nourishment: food for thought; food for the soul.


Now which part of it sounds like detergent or clothes or cooking stuff to you?!?!


Another thing of Expo which quirks me...

Expo is very big, right??
An exhibit hall alone can hold hundreds of people...
So why is their toilets so bloody Small?!?!?!
Only two cubicles per gender for each hall!!!
Siao ar!!!

Westmall got even more toilets on each floor then the total combined!!!
And Female toilets should be trice the size of that of males!!!
After all, we went through more hassle then males to do our business...
For men, it's just zip, pee, zip...
For ladies, it's err... More Complicated...
And we tend to linger around the basin area...
You know, where the mirrors are, that's where you can find the fairer sex...
Although SDR spends even more time than me when looking at his reflection...
Heeheehee...

Anyway, I had an unfortunate incident that day...
Halfway down the queue to pay for My Prrreccciousss,
I had errrmmm... Pain in my abdominal area...
And it is Not due to The Time Of The Month...
So I rushed to the toilet...
Damn. Full.
So I rushed to another toilet some distance away...
Damn. Fuller.
Rushed back to queue again...
Waited for what seemed like ages before aaahhhhh...
I pitied the poor malay girl who is behind me...
Which is why I say Expo needs more cubicles for female toilets...
Come people, let's do some petition, shall we...