I Not Stupid... But I Not Clever Either...

Had my Physics Exam today...

After that exam, I know the "Die" word how to write... (Please translated DIRECTLY word-for-word into chinese)...
Wo dong si zhi zhe mo xie le...

Actually I should have foreseen it...
This semester, Physic part 2, (last sem was part 1) was a major brain-busting headache...
Just look at the numbers of fomulas we have to memorise...

For every non-open book exam, I would always write down all the formulas on a piece of foolscape paper for some memorising sessions...
Last sem it was only just one foolscape paper, written on both pages, with three columns of formulas per page...
This sem, it was the exact same thing... Times two...

Huh!!! You tell me how not to Die!!! Huh!!!

And the most irritating thing of all...
The physics paper was relatively okay...
I can understand most of the questions...
And I bet I can do them IF given unlimited amount of time and my formula sheet at hand... (eh... think almost everyone can do that)...
But I Cannot do the questions during the exam!!!

AAARRRGGGHHH

*slap slap slap slap slap*

When the exam was over, I chat a little bit with the rest of my friends...
And I came to observed several similarities between some groups of people...

Hello Class...
Welcome to Miss Averii's lesson on Class Stratification...

Stratification

n 1: the act or process or arranging persons into classes or social strata
2: the condition of being arranged in social strata or classes within a group [syn: social stratification]

That is my sociology module's defination of Class Stratification...
But no, that's not what I'm going to talk about...

Ahem...
Welcome to my lesson on Class Stratification...

After some careful observation, I have made some startling discoveries!!!
Presenting the different class of people in NUS:

The First Class...
The bloody know-it-all who just cannot get the wrong answers no matter what modules they are taking...
Straight A+ or A is what they usually get, getting an A- is a disappointment for some...
Typical reactions after a difficult test/exam:
"Aiyah, can do lar..."
"Heh heh, that was quite easy..."
"Low kick... Real low kick..." (can I kick you instead??)
"Chey, I thought they say it was going to be difficult??"

Reaction they will probably say after today's physic paper:
"Yeah, I'm gonna get an A+!!! Again!!!"


The Second Upper Class
The slightly more normal version of the First Class...
Very smart, but is well... Human like the rest of the population, because they Do make mistakes sometimes...
Whole range of grades from B+ to A+...
Typical reactions after a difficult test/exam:
"Hmm... That was okay lar, but I made a few careless mistakes..."
"Phew, thank goodness the chapter on blah blah did not come out..."
"I think I can get an okay grade for this..."
"It is do-able, lucky not too difficult..."

Reaction they will probably say after today's physic paper:
"Yes, this paper is pretty alright..."


The Second Lower Class
The average group of average people scoring average scores with their average brains...
Mostly gets B-, B, B+... Maybe an occasional A- for an easy module...
Always thinks of the worst case scenerios...
Typical reactions after a difficult test/exam:
"Sigh... I think I'm gonna flunked it..."
"*shakes head* oh no..."
"Aiyo, very difficult leh, how??"
"Arrgghh, I made some mistakes!!! And Not enough time to do!!!" (mostly my reaction)

Reaction they will probably say after today's physic paper:
"Die liao, this is not a very difficult paper, but I cannot do!!! Many people are going to score liao..."


The Third Class
The slightly below average people...
Either those with average brains but with very suay (unlucky) luck, or those who play too much and forgets about their studies sometimes...
Typical reactions after a difficult test/exam:
"I'm going to fail lor...."
"Think I get a lousy grade liao"
"Sigh... Don't say it anymore..."
"Ah... Stupid module..."

Reaction they will probably say after today's physic paper:
"Forget it man... Give up liao..."


The No Class...
I think there's almost none in existence in Engine Fac...
If there are, they are most probably preparing to switch faculty at the end of this sem... (no lar, just kidding...)
And if they exist...
Typical reactions after a difficult test/exam:
"Die"
"Fail"
"Dead"
"..."

Reaction they will probably say after today's physic paper:
No reaction... Too upset maybe...


Hope I didn't offend anyone of you, those were just typical reactions I have observed and maybe guessed for the different classes, not necessary 100% true...
And for the dumb ones, it is different Class Honours, not really the type of social class etc...

Okay... Time to Mug...