Horrorscope!!!

"What the hell is this?..

Tired of boring horoscopes that tell you all the great things about your personality? Well, we've got news for you: The horoscope industry is a bunch of fakers who have been brown-nosing us for years.

Ready for a little honesty? Think you can handle it? Find your Horroscope, or perhaps one for your "best friend". You'll be surprised how accurate they are - they may even reveal things about you you never suspected!"

Oh man...
Finally something that is quite original...

Take a Look at Mine:

Gemini (Twins)
Born May 21 - June 20

Eternally childish - both intellectually and emotionally, a Gemini simply refuses to grow up, and will often mooch of off someone until old age. (haha... I think my friends will agree on that...)

His only true passion is pointless chatter, which he has mastered to perfection. A Gemini can talk for hours without ever getting to the point. (where got...)

He reads little, but has an opinion on every issue - even though he will change it about a dozen times a week. It is not uncommon for a Gemini to become an actor or at least a "writer". (I do read a lot ok!!! But I do change my mind quite often too... heehee)

Geminis can't stand stress - neither physical nor mental. (very very true... I will explode...)

Even though a Taurus loves to entertain guests, at best, he will have nothing more to offer than soda and chips. Usually though, it's just his endless and pointless ramblings. (huh?? What has that Bull got to do with me??)

Come on people...
Let's clicked on the above link and find out how the hell do we irritate people!!!
Muwhahahahahahaha...