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Friday, June 30, 2006
Woah when is the last time I update my blog??
*click click click*
Damn, its the 17th of June!!! That's like, the last century!!!
Hah, sorry dear-faithful-loyal-invisble-readers, I will errmmm... Try to update at least once a week okay??
Yah, the key word is Try...
Anyway, these few days have been really busy... Cos on the day of my bdae celebration, ZW begged me to help her to complete the banners for our CAC camp... Since she looked so pityful in all her tear-brimming-red eyes, I decided to be the kind friend and volunteered my highly regard service to her and help her tide over the crisis she is facing right now... Oh ya, YL ehhh helped too la...
Heheheeheheheheeee...
So from Sunday afternoon, to Monday and Tuesday nights, we have been working and working on the banner... ZW and YL did the camp banner while I did the group banner... Actually, although a bit back-aching, I still enjoyed it very much... Really missed those art club days... And we had fun!!! It's call bonding... Hahaha... We joke and tease around... ZW mom very nice, always treats us food, yummy!!!
On Tuesday, we decided to go to NUS to paint our banner since our group will be painting/finishing the job the next day... Some guys decided to join us, and I asked them to buy some paint as well... But turns out that they didn't!!! The reason?? Cos the paint too ExpensiVE... So I said sarcastically "Then what?? Use colour pencil to paint arh??"
Anyway, just before we went home, I gave them instructions on how to do the banner...
The next day, they called me again, while I was working (lucky boss very far away) and ask me to repeat the instructions again etc... Wah that time I very scared my phone rings, cos I worry for the safety of my banner... Anyway, turns out I have to go back again, so tired after a long day at work... To help with the blending of colours of the words on the camp banner... And maybe some touch-up... The banner looks nice, ZW and YL did a nice work... Heh heh heh, I still remembered their burrowed brows just a few days back when they encountered some problem...
After I'm done with the camp banner, I turned to the group's...
-_-; Some idiot go and paint the sides of the tail of the fox wrongly (it was a picture of a fox), BASKET, and I have to redo it... It was supposed to fan out nicely, like fire, and I had already did a base for it, just only asked them to paint the insides abit here and there... But he/she just went ahead and paint ONE YELLOW line across it!!! What THE piang!!!
RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR
I sound like a stuck-up ass, but I don't care!!! Its Art!!! And I Don't Like It Being Destroyed!!!
Lucky it's Averii to the rescue...
Super Shag, have to sleep early... Tommorow got meet up with the freshies... Yeah this year they say got many guys... Hope got cute ones... Whoops... Teeheehee...
I wrote this long long ago... long long ago...But I Beri Buzy, and ZW very lazy, only send me those photos just a few days earlier...Okie, here goes...
ZW birthday is on 24/4/06...
But very suay, both me, YL and ZW herself have our exams on that day... Imagine... Struggling with the exam on your birthday!!! Well... Always like that one, dunno why all exams and tests likes to fall on her birthday...
So anyway... Gangst8r decided to plan a surprise birthday party for ZW!!! Actually HY thought up of that idea long ago... And she even roped in ZW's mom for the plan!!!
From what I heard, this is HY's account of what happened...
HY: Hello, may I speak to Mrs Lin??
One of ZW's sisters: Huh?? Mrs Lin??
HY: Ya, Mrs Lin...
One of ZW's sisters: Hah?? Mrs Lin?? REally Mrs Lin???
HY: Ya, I want to speak to Mrs Lin...
One of ZW's sisters: Orh... Wait arh... *in the distance... "MA!!! Your phone call"*
ZW's Mom: Hello??
And the rest is History...
This birthday party is a little bit different from the past years... Cos this time we have a Theme!!!
And the theme is........
ACT CUTE THEME!!!
Oh man, don't we look ridiculas... Yes... This is what me and my gang looks like in real life... All those nice photos you see are fake... We are fugly... Freaking Ugly...
That's why it is ACT cute...
Ahem...
So Saturday morning I woke up bright and early in anticipation for the day's fun... I went through my wardrobe with the intention of looking for a "cute" outfit to wear to fit in the theme... Unfortunately, to my utmost horror, the outfit I had planned to wear does not fit me anymore!!!
The Horror!!! Oh the Horror!!! I'm @!$#@%@$#%@ fa-... "Increased in size" I mean...
Panic panic dunno what to wear!!! Time is running fast!!! I cannot be late because in order for our plan to work, we will have to be on time, or at the very least, reach the within half an hour of the meeting time... So I dig through my entire wardrobe for many minutes before I can finally find something resembling a cartoon thing on the tank top... So aiyah, never mind la, anyhow choose the bottom, later can do up on hair to compensate for the lack of "act cuteness" in clothes...
Ran to the busstop... Ran for the bus... Managed to make it in time... 12 noon on the dot... Only to find that I'm the first one to arrive at the meeting place... Again... Darn... When will they learn... JX arrived a few minutes after me, followed by the late HY, and the latest of us all, YL, 12.28pm...
Thankfully ZW was late in meeting YL as well, despite her "attempts" at leaving early...
Here is a brief guide to our plan:
12.00pm: Me, YL, JX and HY were to meet at the busstop near ZW's house... There we will discuss about the plans, and went through it to see if it needed any last minute changes etc... 12.15pm: YL to walk towards Bt. Panjang plaza because she is meeting ZW at at 12.30pm to lure her away from her home... The rest will quickly proceed to the floor above ZW's and lie in wait at the stairs... After ZW is gone, her mom will open the door to let us enter the house and quickly do up on those decorations, both on her house and on ourselves... 12.30pm: DR and WL are meeting in some other place to go collect the cake and buy the food, where they will have to reach ZW's house by 1.20pm... 1.15pm-1.30pm: Finish up on the decorations... This is where I come in, the most crucial moment that will make or break the plan... I have to sms ZW in a very panicky tone, demanding... I mean asking ZW to let me use her computer because I have to register for the engin streaming thing as I have just remembered that today is the deadline... What she didn't know that the correct deadline is on Monday, not Saturday, and that I have already register for mine... Wuwhahaha...
Here is what really Happened:
12.00pm: I reach liao, but there is no one in sight... 12++pm: JX came!!! And both of us decided to hide on the overhead bridge besides the busstop just in case by some miracle ZW went out early... 12.15pm: HY reach liao, and the three of us rot on the bridge, while waiting for YL... 12.28pm: YL amazingly arrived just in the nick of time (she was late because she forgot to bring the balloon pump and have to go back again)... We hurriedly took the things and continue waiting on the bridge because the time is too close to the meeting time of YL and ZW, and we are afraid of running into ZW... YL walk towards Bt. Panjang plaza... We waited for YL's comfirmation that ZW is safety out of the area... 1230++pm: Wait... Wait... Wait... ZW announced to YL that she will be late by 10 minutes... -_-; We waited a few more minutes before we decided to be reckless and go up to her house without waiting for YL's comfirmation...
We run and hide and run again in between pillars and bushes... Looks really stupid, like we are playing detective!!! Wuwhahahahahaha...
It was very exciting... We have to stop and hide behind pillars to look for danger signs... If the coast is clear aka ZW is nowhere in sight, we will run towards the next nearest object big enough to hide all of us and repeat the whole cycle again... Once I was peeking out behind the pillar when I got started by two people walking by us... Totally heart-pumping... Although it was obvious that the two poeple weren't ZW, I still got shocked...
12.40++pm: We ran all the way to the lift... JX very excitedly press several floors above ZW's... So we have to walk down a few flight of stairs before we reached ZW's floor... It was a very nerve-wrecking climb... We were very exicted and nervous and hungry, have to keep very quiet... We hang around at the stairs on the floor above ZW's, but we didn't see any sign of her... Only when YL sms, and JX called ZW's house to comfirm before we relaxed and know that ZW is far away now...
12.50++pm:: We rushed through the decorations...
WL and DR arrived some time later and we had a hard time trying to coax DR into acting cute... The results??
We succeed... Heeheehee!!!
1.40pm: After many nagging from YL to hurry up, I send my sms to ZW... I wrote something like this: "Wei, I need to use your comp, cos I just realised that today is the deadline for the engine streaming registration!!! Please please please it is urgent!!! I'm now nearing your house... Can you go back home to open the door for me later?? The others told me that they will be late... Please it is very important for it will affect my Future!!!"
Hahahahahha... Very Drama...
But it worked!!! ZW believe it!!!
And so, at about dunno what time (we lose track of time), Yl sms us that they were reaching the house already... All of us ran to the door and take position... We waited, in baited breathe... Waited...
Suddenly, there were movement outside the door!!! We can see shadows moving between the gap of the door and floor... Holding our breathe, we tensed our hands and fingers ready...
The door opened...
And I saw ZW face...
"SURPRISE!!!" (or something like that, I not sure, I think I just screamed...)
*sprays* *sprays* *sprays* *sprays* *sprays*
Poor Zw got cover up totally with the party spray...
Wuwhahahahahaha So FUN and EXCITING!!!
When the everybody has finished laughing and spraying and more laughing... We settled down, and start the party!!!
First things first... Food... We were starving...
Since our theme was "Act Cute", our food was Happie Meals (toys included) from Macdonalds as well as nuggets, fries, soft drinks etc... Food meant to please little kids...
Ya, they are real wu liao alright...
After food came games...
First game was pretty tame, but funny... Organised by Jx, our game-master, it was Charades!!! Those who failed to get the answer correct or close to it, will receive a pincher...
Hah, my hair also considered as part of my body waddd...
The things she gave us to act out was funny, and sometimes a bit hard...
The second game was a bit exciting... Cos you dunno when you will kena get it... We call it the Jacky Wu's game, since we got it from the his show...
Everyone will have a piece of paper attached to their foreheads... In each piece of paper, there will be actions or words written on it, and the person who received it, CANNOT act it out or she/he will be forfeited!!!
E.g: If on my forehead were the words "Sit down", and I got tricked into sitting down, I will lose and get my punishment... Same goes for "Say 'Shit You' " ( a favourite one, all of us tried to kena Zw, but everytime she guessed it, smart ass), so if I say "Shit you!!!" to anyone, I will lose again and get my forfeit... There are many variations, such as "Eat", "Talk about ...", "Sing", "Laugh", "Walk", "Beat people", "Say 'eh' " etc...
Go try it at your own party, very fun...
See our faces again... Lipstick all over our faces... I kena alot... Becos I stupidly fall for A LOT of their tricks... After all the fun and games, we hang around at the living room taking stupid photos and doing really stupid things...
The air-con is so cooool...
We love the air-coooon...
Wheeeee...
Hahahahahahahahaaa...
When we begin cleaning up the house (after spraying too much), we have to clean both the inside and outside cos we had sprayed Zw when she first stepped into the house and continue spraying at her when she retreated outside...
As we were sweeping the area around her door, her neighbour suddenly opened his door and saw us... Oh man, he got such a fright that he jumped when he saw our faces!!!
Wuwhahahahahaaaaa, so Pai Seh!!!!!!
We ran back into her house to hide again...
Then we her mom came home with delicious KFC, we greeted her at the top of our lungs and immediately hide our faces back in our palms again... Act shy lar us...
But what a great day we have!!! In fact we were having so much fun, that we decided to have an impromptu sleepover!!! And it was raining heavily at that time, so it was nice and cosy in ZW's house...
We really live it up to our act cute theme... We have a great time throwing balloons all over the study room, screaming and acting like crazy kids!!!
I love sleepovers!!! Even though I know I would feel like shit the next day... Hahahahahahahhahahaaaa... Hope we have another one soon!!!
After all, I gotta take care of my lovely eyes before they became too severely myopic and my face ruined since contact lenses cannot handle too high a degree... (Like say, 2000??) And all the squinting at the computer screen is making my eyes smaller than they usually are!!! The saying goes that if you make a funny face for a long time or many times, your face will stay that way forever!!! If it is possible for face, why not for eyes too!!! Oh no!!! Later my squirrel don't want me how?? Yikes...
And my brain has over-worked too... I have to think whether should I copy and paste column B into column A and later delete the contents in column B and after that I cut and paste column D into column C and than copy and paste column C into column B and finally delete the contents in column C... ('_') ...
So pity me and let my eyes and brains have their rest??
-_-;
Ok lar, I lied... I'm just too freaking LAZY!!! I LAZY to Think and Write cannot arh?? Hah?? Hah?? Hah?? Bleah...
Hah, been too tired after work to think properly, let alone write... Staring at the computer 5 days a week, at least 8 hours per day... Certainly makes my reluctance in facing the computer understandable...
And remember that I have said before there was nothing for me to do?? Weeeellllll, I take that back... Cos my boss suddenly developed a talent at finding things for me to do... Now I'm working on two different things at the same time!!!
First one is to merge, check, consolidate etc etc a huge freaking amount of data into one puny excel sheet... The thing is, I wonder if excel sheet can handle all of them anot... Cos I have hit the 20,000s of contact list and is going into the next 10,000... The scroll bar has ceased to exist... And I am only done with slightly more than half of the data base!!!
Not only that, many of the excel data sheets have differnt formats!!! And sometimes, they like to separate the names into first name and last name... Then I have to go and slowly copy and paste one by one from column B into column A etc... (Nicky, you better teach me Excel Formulas, NOW!!!) Or that they have separate columns for the multiple business phone or fax... (e.g. column A is business phone 1, column B is business phone 2) And the stupidest thing of all is that some of those information are repeated!!! Duplicates!!! Who actually goes and type the SAME number into Different columns!!!??? For WHAT??? So that You can go and memorise those freaking numbers issit??? See so many times!!!
I Have To Go Through It One By One And Check For Duplicates Which Some Idiots Add In And Cut And Paste Those That Were Not Repeated Into One Main Column You Know How Long It Took Me To Go Through Thousands Of Font Size Six Data ???
I hope that retard gets a job at the some job matching agency... Than he/she can go through all the data of poor unemployed people and match them One By One with the jobs suitable for them... And have to consolidate them nicely into one excel sheet... Oh ya, and I hope some of those phone numbers are repeated too... Many times, all over the place... There are many poor people in Singapore, I hope he/she gets a real kick at looking at the numbers and knowing that he/she will be doing it for a very... very... long... time...
*snort*
There is still a second work, which is to type, retype, add in, delete, wadever information thrown to me by Da Boss and make them nicely in Microsoft words... That one, still okay, cos it can be quite interesting sometimes playing with all the information... Although it does gets boring and sleepy after a while... But wayyyyy better than the stupid data merging thing...
*yawn*
Anyway, I should really really go and finished up on the blog on ZW bdae and start the one on HY's... Hah, already nearing the end of June liao, and I haven't finish writing the event that happened in April!!!
I'm really pocrastinaing... procasting... procuastinasion... ahhh dilly-dally and putting off something because of laziness...
Crap, my spelling is getting from worse to... Worser... The same goes for my grammer...
"Hellow, My name are A-ver-eeeeee... Yaya, the Avery lar but you cancel the 'y' you know and write 2I... Ya la, 2I 2I... No you goondu, not 2I, is 2I, I mean 2I, errr... 2separateI... DoubleI lar you... Aaaaarrrggghhhhhh... What the hell am I doing?? I'm writing inane stuff"
I'm so tired, that I'm losing my sense of humour and embracing Lame-minity instead... Hey, wait, I always have been Lame...
See, I'm so tired I'm losing my memory...
Dork, sleeping now... Weekend tomorrow, I can sleep!!! YESSSSS!!!
I thought I couldn't get in with that dismal grades of mine... But I did!!! Oooooooohhh I got in!!! Wah piang, I thought my heart nearly stopped when the results once again flashed onto the screen... They should really improved on this area, have a scroll bar so that students can slowly scrolled down to see their results one by one, slow and steady... Can prevent unnesessary neart attacks... Phew, didn't fall into EE... No more CS... Hahahahahahaha...
You better watch out... You better not cry... You better not pout... I'm telling you why...
Cos my Birthdae is coming next week~
Okie, abit don't rhyme, but who cares!!!
My Birthdae is Next Week!!!
13th of June!!!
But it is a weekday, means I'm at work... :-(
Last saturday, me and my mom and aunt went shopping... Love sales, the feeling is simply Shiok when you got a great bargin...
My mom bought me a jean and skirt for 12 bucks each!!! For my birthdae!!! Wheeee... My little bro got me the comic books... And I think my dad will most probably buy the cake again...
Birthdaes... They are usually meant to stock up on my essentials...
Hmmmm... Now that the jean and skirt and comics have been bought... What would my friends buy for me??
Last year I have an Birthdae Un-Wish List...
This year, I'll have both!!!
The Birthdae Un-Wish List...
Dear friends, Do not attempt to buy me any of the followings unless otherwise stated...
1) Clothes... You do not know my size... Oh no you don't... Anyway, I'm way way way larger than you think... What you see is just an illusion~~ And my taste is... Different, most of the time anyway... So do Not, I repeat, do Not buy Clothes for me... UNLESS I am tagging along to choose and try out those clothes myself...
2) Bags... I have lots of them and very limited space... And I have weird taste... So don't do it huh, don't buy me bags...
3) Jewellery... I Don't Wear Necklace Lar!!! I only wear bracelet and earrings... And I don't like those dainty tiny silver (or fake silver) little pieces... Look so Break-able... Scarey... And I have too much anyway, cos I made some of them myself...
4) Stuff Toys, Stationeries, Cute stuff, Whatever... I outgrew those stuff what secondary (or maybe even JC) kids haven't outgrew from...
The Birthdae Wish List...
Hmmm... Most of the things I want have been bought already... Like jeans, skirt, bra... Oh wait, I still need undies... But no, none of you will buy that for me, undies is under Clothes...
Hmmm... Maybe I shall make it simpler for my Gangst8r... (Not any other people hor!!! See I so nice, reserve for you... No need for you guys to overwork your inactive brains during the holidays... Or tired your feet... You can buy these at any Watson's store... Heehee... Are any one of you reading this???) (READ LEH!!!)
I want the Za Energex Emulsion!!! My Face... No longer Youthful anymore once I hit the 2-something... In fact, signs of ageing are beginning to show... Must be the bloody sun...
Which also means that I want the Nivea blah blah blah blah SPF 30+... Its a daily facial sunscreen la, in other words... Hmmm... Hope it is water-based... If not, than I want Vichy's Capital Soleil blah blah blah I dunno what... Crap, just buy me some Daily Sunscreen stuff that is Realiable!!!
I need Protection from the SUN!!! Especially now that I've started excerising more often... Pretty please dear friends buy me both?? I think they area not too expensive... The Za one cost 15 bucks like that... I dunno the sunscreens la...
Oh, I think I may also want some CDs from evanesces, black eye peas, and britney spears fourth (latest, although not new liao) ablum... I know, abit late la, but I no money to buy la... Hahahah... You can go Bugis Village (the one besides Parco Bugis Junction) and go search around for some CD stalls selling China-Import CDs at 7-9 bucks each...
Nice bargins... And they are real goods, not the pasar malam type... No way...
Eh... Can't really think of other things that I need... My freedom maybe?? Hahahahahaaa...
Anyway... I have to face it... I'm No longer a Teen... See, when I'm still nine-TEEN, I'm still considered as a TEENager!!!
But the ominous dreaded 2 is approaching... I'm going to be a Semi-Adult!!! Yikesssssssssssss... No, I'm not a "full" adult yet, cos I'm not yet 21...
Muwhahahahhahahahha...
Trying to hold back as much as I can...
Youth is defined in your heart, not in your looks...
