Friday, September 29, 2006

Yo dude...

I cut my fringe!!!

And now I look like shit...

Damn, should have gotten a full hair cut instead...
Now it just looks so weird, like a bit not complete...

I miss the old hairstylist... But she have to go and take a break for one year!!!
So now that stupid young girl anyhow cut my fringe...
Gah...

Maybe its time to search for a new hairstyle...
I want a funkier one...
The last haircut I got, was cut short and funky, although a bit too short by my mom standards...
(She kept nagging)
But I like it... Until it grew back and got messy, which is the current version you are seeing now...

Now I wanna get a even wilder one!!! Muwhahahahahhaa...

Ehhhh... Looks kinda weird though...

Never mind... I shall prevail in my quest to search for my new hairstyle!!!


Going to the library tomorrow again!!!

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Day Four of Study Break...

Miss Me??

Miss me?? Miss me?? Miss me??

I know you miss me...


Don't worry, I miss you too...
Becos at home no shuai ge to watch... Sibeh Sian...

Buwhahahahahahaa...


Anyway...
My Studying has come to a speed bump...
And has slowed down a lot...

So tomorrow, I shall go to da library!!!
To borrow the bloody textbooks and concentrate on Making Fluids Mechanics Work...

I'll be at the central library 6th floor if anyone of you want to visit...


If you are bored...
Go here...
http://www.987fm.sg/podcasts.htm
and click on Dan and Young
Ong and Leong wor!
"We fight for you!"
"Unless your opponent got more money"
"Then we fight for him"
"Herherherherherher..."
The famous lawyers Ong and Leong, will dispense advise for any of your legal woes!!!

Freaking funnie podcast...
Drive you study blues away!!!

Enjoy!!!

Monday, September 25, 2006

Breakaway...

Sometimes I hate being a female...

Just because I'm physically weaker...
Just because a girl is said to be "ruined" when raped...

I Cannot do alot of things!!!

My parents are super-protective of me...
It's good in a way that they really cared about me and my safety...
But it also means that I rarely have the freedom which so many other guys (and some girls too) enjoyed...

For example...

Many of my friends can stay up till very late when going out...
They can stayed till 2am, 3am etc... Especially the guys!!!
Their parents don't mind one...

But for me... I have to reach home before 12am...
In JC it was before 9pm lor... So I guess this is a great improvement...

The only time where I can stay real late... Was during sleepover...
Because I'm confine in a house...


Next example...

I wanna go backpacking...

But it was a Straight "NO" from my parents...
They even say that if it was my brother, they most probably will allow...
!!!
Gender discrimination!!!

Fine... Don't let me go overseas huh?!
I shall backpack in Singapore!!!
Who's with me?!?!


Sigh...
Sometimes I wonder...
Could it be my attitude??
Maybe because I look and behave child-like, which is why they do not allow me such things??

Cos to some strangers who do not know me...
Whenever they talk to me, and if the topic comes to age or schools and all those...
They will say one of the followings:

1) Eh, which secondary do you come from??
2) You are in first year in poly right??
3) Your younger brother in Sec 4... So you Must be in JC!!!
4) Xiao mei mei!!! Nian ji zhe mo xiao na ni ke yi zhe yang!!! (little girl, you are so young cannot like that!!!)
5) I'm sorry, but this movie is NC16...

Okie, for the last point, I'm crapping lar...
But the first 4 are true... All ask me on either last year or this year...

Initially it was the "which secondary school" type...
Meaning I look 16 year and below...
So after I got rid of my stupid thick fringe and stopped tying up my hair...
It changed to "you are year 1 in poly/jc right??" type...
So I look 17 liao...

Me at 19...


Me at 20...

Erruugghhh...

Gah!!! I think I must start wearing my mom's clothes...
And tie my hair up into a tight bun without any fringe at all!!!
Let's see who will call me little girl liao...

...Think they will call me Auntie instead...


So... How shall I go about making myself to look my age??
Or if I look like a guy, would I have more freedom instead??

(In any case any one of you didn't know, and thought I was a 16 year old girl... Screw you, paedophile... I am 20 liao!!!)


Solution #1
Look more mature...

1) Stop wearing glasses... Apparently, everytime people mistake me 3 years younger than my age was when I'm wearing my glasses... Either that or wear a more mature one with frame that is not the shiny purple I'm wearing now...

2) Wear a long skirt... Because everytime people mistake me as a young girl was when I'm wearing shorts or jeans... Throw in a high neck shirt...

3) Tie my hair up into a very tight bun...

4) No More Fringe...

5) Stop smiling that cheeky wide smile of mine... Instead, adopt a stern purse lips smile...

6) Stop making sound effects... In fact, the only sound effect I will only make is "tsk tsk" or "shhhhh!!!"

7) Stop making big dramatic actions... (i.e: waving my hands for no good reason and accidently hitting other people...) Instead, I shall clasped my hands together in a very stress manner...

8) Walk around with a very stiff back...

And if I do all of the following... I would look like this!!!


Looks so mature right!!!


Solution #2
Look like a guy...

1) Cut my hair real short... On second thought, I might as well go Botak... Save on shampoo and time to style my hair... Can experience what guys going to NS feels...

2) Wear baggy jeans... Baggy bermudas... Baggy shirts...

3) Hunch... Looks flatter... (Although it is already flat enough... -_-;)

4) Wear a permanent scowl on my face...

5) Use Mom's eyebrown pencil to make my eyebrowns look bushier... Add in some stubble on my chin and a moustache above my mouth...

6) Scream at my brother everyday and eat lotsa hot and spicy food without drinking water to get a sore throat...

7) Learn to smile lopsidedly... Cos guys dunno how to smile properly one...

8) Always look at people with half closed eyes...

This is what I would like...


Wah... All look so freaking ugly one... Damn...


Actually... With me acting like this all the time... No wonder so many people still treat me like a kid...


Sob... Sob... Must stop all my antics liao...


Since Milo Truck won't come for me... I shall make my own milo!!!

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Saturday, September 23, 2006

The STUDY Break is here!!!

They call it the recess week...
But I think Study Break is more apt...
Because all of us, or the Engin people lar for sure, will have to mug mug mug in order to catch up on our studies...

I'm seriously lacking behind for Fluid Mechanics and Thermodynamics...
May need to go back to school to borrow textbook...
(May only, depending on my level of motivation and laziness)

And I really really need to work hard...
Cos I have to do 8 readings (along with the summarisation and questions each) and the dreaded Term Paper!!!
Wah liao!!! Term paper leh, never did that before... Scarey...

And to think I once thought Arts mod were slack...
Fine fine, I take that back...
Arts mod not slack, just not as Xiong as Engin mod...
Buwhahahaha...

Anyway...
Today was Engin day, and I celebrate it at home!!!
We have 9 days of recess week, up from the initial 6 days...
Seems like a lot right??

Wrong!!! They only increase it by One day only!!!
Cos initially, for the past two sem, the recess week was like this:

Now they add one day!!!
The 8 and 9 are the weekends lar...
Purposely write it in the notebook as 9 days to make us happy...

Well, actually I am happy, cos no need to remember the stupid combination that Monday to Thurdays are week 7 and Friday is week 8 etc...
(Cos initially Friday was when school reopens, hence it is the new Monday...)


I just received a sms from HY!!!

HY: Hey! sorry i din tell u tt I'm moving permanently to Bangkok nx wk. I dunno how long i'm staying there. I'll gv u the num n add when i gt there. Hope 2 c u at least b4 i go? Sorry 4 short notice. I hv no choice. They hv chosen me as the
.
.
.
Nx Prime minister of THAILAND.............


-___-;

Anyway, being the usual bo liao person I am, I forwarded this message to others!!!
(Except gangst8r, cos I know they kena by HY already, so I spare them...)

This is the response some of them replied back:

Squirrel: I know you will not leave me here. Haha.

WeiB: Haha, can send a million baht or two to me?

Seb: Then next time go Thailand got discount?

JL: What the ..........................................................................................

Chialing: (-_-;) You have just wake me up from my sweet dreams because of these.

ah nick: Ha i always wondered whether u were a trans.... Now its confirmed. Lol. Kidding.


Heeheehee...

Remember the Me2103 Unseen Tutorial I have told you about??
Guess what?? I survived it!!!

In fact, I would have finished it if I didn't panicked at the last minute and quickly upload my work to the workbin folder at 3 minutes before the closing time...

Becos right after I did that, I went to bug my friend to submit hers in case it is too late...
And than I abit bu shuang at not completing and decided to finished it up...
And than I really did finish the last two parts of the model!!! Within 3 minutes...

But the folder closed liao... Wasted...

It's the stupid drawing lar... Idiot, the tutor forget to give us one dimension, and only did so at about 10 minutes into the allocated time...
And some of the dimensions are very vague... You either cannot find it, or have to painstakingly find it yourself...
Wah liao...

But never mind, at least it was not as bad as I have thought...
Cos many of my friends say that it was a killer...
And I thought, wah, sure die liao...
Becos if ah nick cannot do it, den most probably I cannot too...

But heng heng our unseen tutorial was relatively okay!!!

Wooohoooooo...


This is the drawing I wanted to upload to my post but which blogger stubbornly refuses to let me too...
Today finally obedient liao...
Nice mah?? Cos I nothing better to do...
So long haven't draw a decent one liao... So that time anyhow make one up...
If not, I will lose my skills... (the horror!!!)


I am AVERII... Not "EVERY"...

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Thursday, September 21, 2006

Stupid Blogger refuses to let me upload the pictures!!!
For nearly one hour!!!

SCREW YOU!!!

@!$@#^#$&!#%^Y#&@$^!#$^$^%^

WTF!!!!!

WASTE MY TIME!!!

Right now... I'm still in School!!!
In Com Lab at E2,...
See so hardworking...
I'm doing the Engin Visualisation and Modelling for tomorrow...
Must practice... Practice!!!
Because...
Unseen Tutorial tomorrow!!!
Yikes!!!

According to ah nick, he says it is a killer, damn...

Can I survive??

Anyway... Friday is Engin Day... Which means that any lessons in Engin after 12pm will be canceled!!!
Wuwhahaha!!! Great!!! Cos I got one lecture from 12pm-1pm, and a lab from 2pm-5pm...

So no more lab on Friday!!!
Wah, this makes it 2 weeks in a row without any labs...
So shiok... (although I know I will suffer in later weeks...)
Hmmm... My next lab will be on 6/10/06...
Kinda far away... Scarly later forget how to write fromal report liao...

Hmmm... This means that I will not need to come to school on Friday... But I don't really wanna miss Engin Day leh...
But than, on second thoughts, Engin day last year also a bit bo liao lar, I only like the food section...
Wuwhahahhaa...


Irrelevant note agin:

I want to eat sushi!!!
OMG I miss sushi soooo much...
Especially raw salmon...
What is it called arh?? Sahmi?? Sashmi?? Sasimi?? Sashimi??




Whatever... Someone go and catch some salmon lar...


Ohhh...

Time to go home and makan lor... Bye!!!

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Reason to...

I am

10% siao
20% sarcastic
30% funny
40% unique

100% reason to remember thy name

Ohhhh

Things are certaintly heating up...

Stuff that is gonna make me Real busy during my Study Break:
1) Study
2) Go library borrow textbooks or go internet to search for information severely lacking in the useless lecture notes that I have
3) Do up on my notes on all the stuff I have learn
4) Read the EIGHT readings allocated to my group by my dear tutor
5) Summarise EACH readings into THREE main points and post them in the forum
6) Rack my brains to come up with THREE questions for each of the readings and post them on the forum
7) TERM PAPER (aarrrgggghhhhhh)
8) Go crazy

Sian!!! I'm only 20!!! I'm too young to be boggled down by things like these...
Oh wait, 20 not young liao, it's only one year till adulthood...
Hmm... Means all the more I should enjoy my remaining months...

Maybe I should try acting like a
bumbly-brainless-reckless-nothing-is-more-important-than
-getting-rid-of-that-pimple-on-my-oily-face-clueless-teenager...

For example:
*Switch to Clueless Teenager Mode*

"Today I shall talk about my hair. My hair is getting longer liao. Especially my fringe! Yikes! So long. Cannot see properly leh. I nearly walked into the wall 7 times before my dear friend lend me her paper clip to clip my hair. So today for the first time, I can see what is the colour of the shirt she is wearing! Cos usually I can only see till waist-level, the rest all covered by my hair. Hmmm, she seem abit different leh, I thought she was supposed to have long hair one? Why suddenly short hair with fringe liao? Oh wait. Oppxz, I was wrong, haha, it is a different friend. Oh, don't tell me she is the one hanging around me all the time when I thought she was another friend? No wonder she doesn't reply back when I call out the other name. Blah. I think I should cut my fringe, or should I change my entire hairstyle instead? I dunno leh, I think I wanna get a different hairstyle this time, but than I like this hairstyle very much. But I also bored of this hairstyle liao. Oh dear I think I shouldn't cut becos I scared my new hairstyle very ugly. Then die lor."


*Switches back to Sarcastic-and-a-little-bit-Siao Mode*

OEI, Wake up lar... I know you sleeping!!!
Eh, don't worry, I won't write in this retard manner...
Cos at this rate, I'll most probably be sleeping myself as I write it...

But I still wanna talk about my hair, I don't care...

This is how my hair looks like now:

If any one of you happen to walk past me and I did not say "hi" or anything, you know why now...
(Unless I don't really know you in the first place)
Shake me by the shoulders and only than I will notice you, really...

Don't shake too hard...


On a irrelevant note:

To the writer of ChillyCraps from the Department of Crappy Engineering...
Hey!!! How come you know my name?!?!

Don't tell me-----

*turn around frantically*
Ah-hah!!! I saw something!!!

Isn't that Siao Star hiding behind the pillar??
Aiyah, you hired Siao Star to spy on me right...
No wonder lar, cos Siao Star always place tracking device on all of the people she knew, that's why know so much gossip current events...
(strikethrough is so fun)

Buwhahahahaaaa... JK JK...
(SiaoStar is gonna *faint* again rigggght...)

Now let me see if I can spot any guy with:
1) the silly blue artist hat
2) ash-brown hair
3) red rosy cheeks
4) grinning ear-to-ear as though as he have just won the lottery

5) no eyebrown... Hmmmm...
Oei, how come his eyelashes like longer then mine??

Time to sleep!!!

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Monday, September 18, 2006

Today I learn a new trick...
Strikethrough!!!

Now it is clear... Now it is Not!!! Muwhahahahaha... Yeah, can you see the words properly?? Bet you can't!!! Well you sure can't now!!!

Wheeeee this is so fun... I can strike strike strike... You will probably get cross eye reading these... Yeah!!! Baa Baa Black Sheep have you any wool?? Yesh sir yesh sir I got three bags full!!! Since only three bags, this shows that there are not enough wool going around!!! Hence I shall charge you more expensive for the limited supply of three bags of wool!!!

Okie, can see I am getting more bo liao already...


Hmmm... Let me see if I can let my imagination run...

The Story

Once upon a time, there live a small little girl by the name of Ihsnaw...
After years of watching her neighbours and elder brother practicing kung fu all day long, she wanted to learn as well becos she was a very curious little girl...
So, one afternoon, she approach her brother, Iuhezs, and beg him to teach her some martial arts...

Ihsnaw: Kor kor!!! Kor kor!!! Please please can you teach me those punch punch and kick kick which you always did to that shortie who lived by the river the other day?!?

Iuhezs: Wad?? No!!! Little girls don't fight!!! Now don't disturb me and go play with you dolls!!!

Ihsnaw: But I no more dolls liao!!! They are headless le, and no more hands and legs liao!!! See!!! *shows him the mutilated dolls*

Iuhezs: Gah!!! Just what have you been doing to your dolls!!! Take them away!!! Horrible!!!

Ihsnaw: I practicing on them mah... The way you always practice on the kor kor and di di next door... But then, dunno why doll doll keep breaking leh...

Iuhezs: You are sick!!! *shakes his head and walks away*

Ihsnaw: You are mean!!! I shall go and asked other people to teach me!!!

Ihsnaw walked away... But she was one determined kid... So she went to the next guy she saw, Iuhiy...

Ihsnaw: Iuhiy kor kor, can teach me how to kick kick and punch punch??

Iuhiy: Shhh... I busy... Don't disturb...

Ihsnaw: But you are not doing anything mah...

Iuhiy: Who say I not doing anything huh?? Huh huh huh?? I am thinking!!!

Ihsnaw: Think?? Think what??

Iuhiy: Thinking of serious stuff lar... Now go away and don't disturb me...

Ihsnaw: But but...

Iuhiy: Go away before I bite you arh!!!

Ihsnaw: *runs away*

Despite being shaken from the experience, Ihsnaw still did not give up... She went to the next guy holding a calculator and punching furiously into it... It was Obuy...

Ihsnaw: Wah!!! Obuy kor kor!!! You have very strong fingers leh!!! Look you have made a dent in your calculator le!!! Teach me can??

Obuy: 3x3=9, 9+17.50=26.50, 35-26.50=8.50!!! 8.50!!! $^@^&@$^%@^&

Ihsnaw: What did you just say?? A new language??

Obuy: *finally noticing her* No

Ihsnaw: Oh, than can you teach me how to kick kick and punch punch??

Obuy: No

Ihsnaw: Hah?? Why not??

Obuy: I busy

Ihsnaw: Busy with what??

Obuy: Calculating

Ihsnaw: Calculating what??

Obuy: Numbers

*silence*

-_-;

Ihsnaw: Oh never mind, I go ask someone else

Obuy: Ok, bye

Ihsnaw walked away, feeling a bit down, but still not out... She spied another guy, Nilnuj eating an apple and walked towards him... Remembering her past experience, she decided to asked him if he was free first...

Ihsnaw: Nilnuj kor kor, are you free??

Nilnuj: Free?? No of course not lar!!! I'm not free, I'm priceless!!! Hahahaha...

Ihsnaw: (-_-;) Errr... That is not what I mean... I meant are you not busy right now??

Nilnuj: Sure, I am not busy right now?? What is it that you want??

Ihsnaw: Yeah!!! Can you teach me how to kick kick and punch punch??

Nilnuj: You already know how to kick liao what...

Ihsnaw: I do??

Nilnuj: Ya lor... You always kick football what!!! Hahahaha!!!

Ihsnaw: Arg!!! Stop being so lame!!!

Nilnuj: Lame?? No what, I got perfectly fine legs!!! Hahahahaa...

Ihsnaw: ...

Leaving the still laughing Nilnuj, Ihsnaw walked on and on and on till her legs were tired and could walk no more...
She sat down on a rock and think about who will be willing to teach her martial arts...
Suddenly, she heard a soft chanting...

"Om-mani-peh-mei-OM!!!"

She turned around and saw who else but her friend Iefiem doing her daily rounds of chanting... Besides her was Gniliy, eating her 7th meal of the day... Sitting somewhere behind them were the rest of her friends, Iewoahz who was chit-chatting with Niyiuh, Uixaij who was eating char siew and Ilnaw who was stoning, as usual...

Happily, Ihsnaw went to join them... And being the complain-queen of the group, she did her usual stuff...

Niyiuh: Hmm... Aiyo, why must you go and learn how to kick kick and punch punch?? Siao arh...

Iewoahz: Eh, are you sure you enough strength anot??

Uixaij: Meiasj jdsnglkl sdnfbkj *mouth full cannot speak properly*

Ilnaw: ...

Gniliy: Yummy, I think I want to buy another one...

Iefiem: Bu Sing!!! Bu Neng!!! Bu Ke Yi!!! Om-mani-peh-mei-OM!!!

Faced with such tremendous disapproval, Ihsnaw was very sad... Dejected she sat by the river and watched the fish swam by...
She took off her shoes and dangled her feet in the water, feeling the cool water flowing over them...
Soon, tired from all the walking, she fell asleep...

OUCH!!!

Ihsnaw woke up with a yell... Something was biting her toes!!! She sat up and saw to her horror, the ugliest, fatest, most dull-looking fish she ever saw!!!
And it was biting her toes!!!

Ihsnaw: OEI!!! My toes are not Fish Bait lar!!!

The fish ignore her, and continue nibbling her toes...

Ihsnaw: ARG!!! It is very painful!!! HIIIIAAAAYYIIIAAAAKKKKK!!!

In one swift motion, Ihsnaw delivered a straight and fast and forceful punch, straight onto the face of the fish...

PUNCH!!!

A great and powerful martial arts master was passing by and saw her punching the fish... Seeing that she has great potential, he decided to make her his disciple and taught her everything he know...

Happily, Ihsnaw managed to get what she wants...

As for the fish, it is now called Luo Han...

The End

Okie, I am truely bo liao...

P/s: Can you guess who are the those people I was writing about?? Hahahaha...

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ROAR

Wah liao...

Stupid Time-Of-The-Month...

It's zapping my strength away... Arrggghhh, I cannot even stand properly...
The Pain is killing me...

Some more have to go out on two consecutive days...
(I popular, cannot arh... Basket...)
!Q@#$^$&@$&!@#

Now feeling so cranky, feel like curling up in bed and not moving for the next three days or so...

A sudden inspiration from my cramps...

My Cramps

What you gon’ do with all that blood?
All that blood inside your pants?
I’ma make, make, make, make, you puke,
Make you puke all over your hands.
My cramps, my cramps, my cramps, my cramps, my cramps,
My cramps, my cramps, my cramps, my bloody painful cramps. (Don't you dare check it out)

I drive my mother crazy,
I do it on the monthly,
She treat me really nicely,
And buy me all these ice-cream.
Yam & Vanilla,
Minty and Strawberry
Brother, I'll be sharin’
All the ice-cream got me happy’
It's cold but I ain’t caring,
I say I love my ice-cream,
Walls, and Ben and Jerry,
She say no, but I keep askin’
So I keep on askin’
And no I ain’t stoppin’
I can keep on eating’
And keep on menstruating.

So pain, so pain, so pain, so pain
I hate my stupid cramps,
My cramps, my cramps, my cramps,
My cramps it got me,
It got me reeling.
(Oh) Reeling’ from the pain in me and the bloated feeling.
It got me reeling.
(Oh) Reeling’ from the pain in me, in me, in me

What you gon’ do with all that blood?
All that blood inside your pants?
I’ma make, make, make, make, you puke,
Make you puke all over your hands.
What u gon’ do with all that pain?
All that pain inside you tummy?
I’m gonna, beat, beat, beat you up
Beat you up, beat you up.
My cramps, my cramps, my cramps, my cramps, my cramps,
My cramps, my cramps, my cramps, my bloody painful cramps. (Don't you dare check it out)

I saw a doctor down at the clinic.
She said hey, hey, hey are you okay.
Is is that painful, you look constipated
Let me give you some painkillers.
I say Thank you doctor very much,
Thank you, thank you very much,
I hope no more pain after this, no more no more pain...

They say I’m really whiny,
The kids they wanna avoid me.
They always standing far from me,
Always standing far from me,
Tryin’ avoid my glare, glare.
Lookin’ at my black face.
U can run but you can’t hide from me,
If u run it I’ma start some chasing,
You don’t want no scolding,
No, no scolding, no, no, no, no scolding
So don’t pull on any tricks kid,
You ain’t strong enough, kid,
I’m just a lil' bit cranky,
Damn that cramps.

My cramps, my cramps, my cramps, my cramps,
My cramps, my cramps, my cramps, my cramps, my cramps, my cramps.
My my bloody painful cramps x3
In the back and in the front.
My cramps got me,
It got me reeling.
(Oh) Reeling’ from the pain in me and the bloated feeling.
It got me reeling.
(Oh) Reeling’ from the pain in me, in me, in me

What you gon’ do with all that blood?
All that blood inside your pants?
I’ma make, make, make, make, you puke,
Make you puke all over your hands.
What u gon’ do with all that pain?
All that pain inside you tummy?
I’m gonna, beat, beat, beat you up
Beat you up, beat you up.
What you gon’ do with all that blood?
All that blood inside your pants?
I’ma make, make, make, make, you puke,
Make you puke all over your hands.
What u gon’ do with all that pain?
All that pain inside you tummy?
I’m gonna, beat, beat, beat you up
Beat you up, beat you up.
It got me reeling.
(Oh) Reeling’ from the pain in me and the bloated feeling.
It got me reeling.
(Oh) Reeling’ from the pain in me, in me, in me


The End

P/s: It's kinda gross, especially for those who never experience it before...
Hope no one puke...

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Saturday, September 16, 2006

What Does Your Soul Look Like Deep Inside?


What Does Your Soul Look Like Deep Inside??




If This Window Ever opens... I swear I'll fly away! Indeed you really think that you would. Your soul is focused on freedom- Burned with lifes problems and a little distrustful- you've sworn to run at the first chance you get! Your soul hordes memories and rebels against yourself at times! Only problem with just wanting to up and leave is that you are one who wouldn't up and leave your friends or family members. You find yourself staying because of one reason or another. You are a reliable person with the drive to please those you love and respect. You want to make people happy and you fight with yourself to do that at times. But you always fall through for those who you care about. Don't worry though. You won't always have to feel like a caged bird. Be patient and wait. You are a bold and daring one- all you need is a will to wait for the right moment and then take wing and fly! If you go without really thinking you may burn bridges and lose those who's relationships you care most for! But if you take your time and plan things out thoroughly you'll be able to take that moment and run with it! Good luck in finding your way through life and remember that good things come to those that wait!

Take this quiz!









Give me my Freedom!!!

Thursday, September 14, 2006

It doesn't takes much to make me happy...

Today...

I saw a total of 4 shuai ge...


Four leh!!! In Engin some more!!! That's almost like striking the lottery!!!


Hahahahaaa...


And I am so happie...


Unfortunately, it doesn't take much to make me unhappie too...

No matter how long I have tried, I just doesn't seemed to be able to get the correct answers for my tutorials...

And some of my tutors are lousy...

(Today, I have my Thermodynamics tutorial... I came out of the classroom with just as much questions marks as I did when I entered it... I need smart friends...)


Hope I can see even more shuai ge tomorrow to lift my mood...


Arg... Sian... I was supposed to put a sad photo of myself, only to realise that I have none!!!

This is Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, See No Evil...

In case you are wondering, I'm the one in the middle...

Buwhahahahaaaa... I look like a frog...

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

What Demon Sleeps Inside You??

Because I'm busy writing my other posts, and have no more brain juice left...
I shall pretend to discover something and let you guys have fun with it...

Quizilla!!!

Go and do all those quizzes... It's fun, especially when you have nothing to do...







What demon sleeps inside you ?


You shelter a Fire Demon.A very powerful demon. He rules over the world of anger, impulsivity, passion and destruction. One awaken, even with a very strong will, he is difficult to settle down, so be careful when you awake him or he may entrance you and make your life a living hell .
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Yep, I am FIRE!!!

ROAR!!!

Monday, September 11, 2006

Back to History... My History...

Ohh!! Oh!!!

Busy I am in the past few days!!!

Arg!!! Now even I'm wondering when will I be able to finish writing all the other blog entries...

Anyway... I know some of my friends have been sort of pestering me to update!!! Update my blog!!!

Aiyo, let me slack a bit can??
Cos everytime I blogged about those major outings/activites/stuff that happens in my life, I can easily spend up to 3-4 hours writing about it...

Only impromto entries like the one I'm writing now needed less time, about one hour like dat...

I wanted to finish blogging on those past entries too, because I'm afraid that I will forget about it if too much time has passed...
But I have so much things to do!!!

Give me 9 days per week please!!!

But..... Just in case you are bored and are deciding whether to delete me from your bookmark and hopped onto other more frequently updated (but less interesting hahaha) blogs, let me give you a suggestion...

Go and RE-READ my archives!!!

If you haven't, Shame on You!!! Read them now...

You will be entertained for at least a month...

I have spent equally much effort writing about those entries in the past, so if you like reading my blog now, you will enjoy reading the older ones as well...
And if you don't like reading anything I wrote on this blog, errrrr go and read those past entries too and see if I can change you mind??

Yayaya... Enough crap, just read them now lar...
Be good boys and girls, go and slowly move you mouse to the right, scroll down a bit...
Scroll a little bit more down, scroll pass the Links, down the Previous Posts...
There, did you see it??

Archives...

Now click and enjoyed the journey into my history...

Saturday, September 09, 2006

It's so late...

And I'm still up doing my Lab Report...

Once again, it's another formal report...
All of us have to do 4 formal reports...
And mine was all lumped together!!!
So it means that last week, this week, and the two weeks after this, I will be doing Formal Lab Report!!!
(Unless of cos, a break comes in between... I remember we have two weeks without labs, wondering when will it be my turn...)

Actually, I have 1 week to do my report, so why the hell am I still staying up??
Especially when I have to wake up berri berri early tomorrow!!!

Well... It is becos of tomorrow's activities, which is why I'm rushing my report now!!!
Cos I know that I will not have any time to touch on my study stuff the whole day...

What is tomorrow's activities??
Tell you after tomorrow...

Cos it's supposed to be a secret...

Shhhh...

Anyway, I like today's lab...
(From now on, all friday's or any days near fridays will be my Lab Blog Entry...)
(Becos I like to complain...)

Cos I Got A New Lab Partner!!!

*Screams in delight*

Todae, my lab was at EA-02-21...
I was thinking, hmmm the level two at EA?? Wasn't it supposd to be a study area??
Got place for labs meh??

But Yenl tell me that there's a door at the very end, besides the toilet, and inside is where my lab will be held...
Oh, okie, so I followed her advice...
True, enough, when I got off at level two, I saw a sort-of corridor, with two doors at the sides and one big door in front...

The two side doors were not 02-21, so skip...
The main door looks promising though...
Looks very Lab-by type... So I walked towards it with great confidence...
And nearly got knock backwards when the door refuses to open...

Wah!!! I guess I was travelling too fast liao...
Initial momentum = final momentum...
So assuming this was an ideal world:
mv1 = mv2
Since my mass doesn't changed, it becomes:
v1 = v2

So with whatever speed I hurled myself at the door, I encounter an elastic collision of the same speed back!!!

I tried the door again... Just in case something wrong with my fingers and I did not managed to turn the knob or what...
But darn... It was really locked!!!

Starting to panic liao...

I turned around, wondering what to do as the lab starts in 5 minutes time...
And then, it was there, I saw him...

The soon-to-be-my-future-lab-partner!!!

He looked at me and I stare back...
(I wasn't very good at starting conversations... Usually I will just wait for the other person to begin before I take over and start yanking away...)
Finally he initiated conversation by saying "Eh, are you in group 2L1 (our subgroup)??"

"Yup!!!"

"Doing the C1 right??"

"Yup yup!!! That door was locked leh..."

"Hmmm... I think got another door on the other side..."

Hurray!!! My life-saver...
We found the correct door at the other end, besides another toilet too, and went in...

When I saw my ex-nerdy lab partner, I realised that the space besides him was occupied...
So he has a lab partner already...

Darn... Did I just got dumped??

Like the repeat of the first week, nearly all the places are taken up by the early birds...
So I took the one at the very back, placing the opposite direction...
My soon-to-be-future-lab-partner also followed me behind...
I think his lab partner also dumped him for another one, becos seconds later, he said "I be your lab partner ok??"

I couldn't be more happier...

Finally!!!
A lab partner whom I can talk to, laugh with, and chit chat nonsense throughout...
Although he wasn't as smart as my ex-lab partner, I don't really care anyway...

I prefer a chatty and friendly one over a brainy but silent-except-when-asking-teacher one...

For once, I kinda have fun during lab...
It's been a long time since I have fun...

The last time I enjoyed myself during lab was when Ven was still in the same common engin like me, and in the same class...
So for all our labs, we were partners!!! In both Sem 1 and 2...
Crapping sessions!!!

Come to think of it...
It wasn't that long ago... I mean Sem 2 was only 5 months back??

Must be that ex-nerdy lab partner of mine making my labs seemed like an eternity...

Good night!!!

P/s: I talk to another guy who is in the same lab group as me, on my way to pass up last week report... (He direct me to the correct floor, I got ermmm lost again??) Eh, can't believe he recognised me, cos I can barely tell one guy from the other... Mech Engin too many guys liao...

But I'm not complaining... Heeheehee...

Friday, September 08, 2006

The Debate over Japan... WW2

Err... Me and YL are having this debate...
(Although I'm supposed to be doing my lab report, but what the heck...)

I shall not post up the entire comment things lar, but I shall give a brief description...

YL: Japan at fault in World War 2!!! Their reasons for invading are not justifiable...

Me: Japan is wrong during WW2, but you can't blame Everything onto them!!!


Back then...
Japan was a very ambitious country, and they lacked true natural resources...
Also they were the only Asian country with a blooming industrial economy at that time, they were afraid that without the much needed raw materials, they would not be able to grow...
As they were ruled by the militarist clique then, they would tend to use more agressive ways of obtaining it...
So Japan invaded Manchuria, the Northeast of China, in an attempt to increase their supply of resources...

The United States and Britain reacted by giving loans to China, funding their military, and increasingly tried to restrict the amount of raw materials going into Japan...
On August, 1941, United States initiated a complete oil embargo on Japan...
This has a very great impact on Japan, for it threatened to cripple both the Japanese economy and military strength...

Japan choose to go into war over resources rather than appeasing the US...
At that time, Japan hated US power in the region and the US did not trust Japanese intentions...
The two were often in competition for resources...

Some Americans began to develop racist feelings towards Japanese and other Asian Americans...
Several laws were also passed in America and Canada which were more or less prejudiced against the Japanese and other Asians...



Thus I shall say this again...
Japan may be at fault during world war two, but it is ridiculous to blamed everything on them...
They may be at wrong when they tried to invade China, but if the west hadn't tried to gain too much power, or tried to help china by loaning them money and restricting the much needed resources to Japan, Japan probably wouldn't feel the need to expand their territory in asia in order to get the natural resources essential for growth and survival...

History books doesn't says this, you know why??
Because they are written by the "WINNERS" of the war...
You think those winners will record down everything that happened in war??
Nope, unfortunately, they happened to have very "selective" memories...


YL says that it doesn't justify their actions...
But who are we to judge whether their reasons are justifiable??
At different era and at different cultures, any reasons they give may not be good enough for us, but it may be a matter of national honour to them!!!

Nationalism ---> an ideology that holds that a nation is the fundamental unit for human social life, and takes precedence over any other social and political principles....
Japan sured valued it greatly...
And the constant struggle for natural resources...
As we know, Japan truely lacks in it, so for the survival of their country, Japan needs to find ways to gain those resources or faced the consequences...
They may take the "wrong" approach through war, but in their eyes, it is sacrificed for their country...

They are very cruel to many people in WW2...
But... Tell me...
How many conquerers do not torture or kill many civilians during wartime??

War is cruel...
Winners in War are even more so, no matter which nationality they are from...

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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

No Mood...

I know I have a lot to blog about...

But seriously, I am simply in no mood to write another one of those typical long-winded entries I usually wrote...

Why?? Why Why why why why??

Why I not writing long-winded blog entries:
I am not in the mood to write long-winded blog entries

Why I am not in the Mood:
I am tired

Why I am tired:
I did not get much sleep

Why I did not get much sleep:
I am busy

Why I am busy:
I spend a long time studying

Why I spend a long time studying:
I have a lot of things to study

Why I have a lot of things to study:
I watch TV yesterday

Why I watch TV yesterday:
I need to relax

Why I need to relax:
I am stress

Why I am stress:
I am lacking behind in my studies

Why I am lacking behind in my studies:
I am slow

Why I am slow:
I am stupid

Why I am stupid:
I am at the bottom of the bell-curve

Why I am at the bottom of the bell-curve:
Engin too many smart people

Why Engin too many smart people:
Studying in Engin gives them a real kick

Why Studying in Engin gives them a real kick:
They like challenging things

Why They like challenging things:
They are Siao

Why They are Siao:
They study too much

Why They study too much:
They don't want to end up at the bottom of the bell-curve

Why They don't want to end up at the bottom of the bell-curve:
They don't want to end up like me

Why They don't want to end up like me:
I am Unique

Why I am Unique:
I write nonsense

Why I write nonsense:
I am not in the mood to write long-winded blog entries


Back to square one...

Eh, why suddenly this entry looks so long liao??


Anyway...
I heard the news yesterday...


Steve Irwin, the famous Aussie guy in shows like The Crocodile Hunter etc, has died...
He died!!! WHAT!!!


He got Killed by a bloody Stingray!!!

I am so pissed/in denial/upset/shocked!!!

I can't get over the fact that he died...

It is a waste... A real waste...
I remembered watching his shows...
It was so interesting and fun...


He is very daring, for real not like those other wimpy host who acts as if they are not afraid when they actually are...
He is very knowledgable about animals (especially his favourite crocs)...
Most of all, he really understands animals and respects them...
He is one passionate wildlife conservationist...


And now he is gone...
There is one less person in this world who truely cares about wildlife...


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Monday, September 04, 2006

I hate Labs... But I hate Lab Reports even more!!!

Arg!!! Can't believe I'm doing my lab report now!!!
It is a Sundae!!!

Sundae = Rest dae

Damn, I guess I have no choice lar, since I squandered away my Fridae nights and Saturdae for Engin bash and RSAF Open House and Comex Fair...

(will blog about it soon... along with Engin O week, HY bdae, my Bdae, JX bdae blog as well...)
(huh?? why suddenly do many things to blog one?! >_<;)

Lab lab lab...

I have lab almost every week, and thus the reports will never stopped coming for me...
They have two differnt types of reports:
Formal Lab Report and Log Reports

Which are the same thing except that Formal Lab Report were given one week to be completed while Log Report have only a mere 24 hours...

The one I'm doing now is the Formal one...
Super... How should I say it??
Short??

Cos compared to the first experiment, the log report, which has over 10-20 pages, this one has a mere 4 pages!!!
When I first saw the lab manual, I was laughing in delight...
"Oh yeah, 4 pages!!! Must be easy one lar!!!"

Ya right...

Actually, it is right...
It is a whole lot easier to understand because there is nothing much for us to do actually...
But then, that is a problem...
Cos there is basically nothing to write...

I don't think the marker would appreciate a one page lab report...

So now in addition to the lab questions which I must answer, I have to think up on ways to lengthen my report!!!
Talk about extra work!!!

So instead of the usual I-see-question-I-answer method which I usually employed over my tutorials and exams, I shall for once, be very long-winded and act all smarty-pants by attempting to answer questions that weren't even in the question!!!

For example:
1) blah blah blah measure voltage gain at 1kHz and compare it with the predicted value.

My usual answer :
Predicted A = R2/R1 = 100k/10k = 10
Vo = 9.80V
Experiment A = Vo/Vi = 9.80/1.0 = 9.80
Experimental A is less than the predicted A. (They say compare, but they didn't ask why)

My lengthy answer:
A = gain of operational amplifier
R1 = inverting resistor
R2 = feedback resistor
Vo = output voltage
Vi = input voltage

Predicted A = R2/R1 = 100k/10k = 10
Vo = 9.80V
Experiment A = Vo/Vi = 9.80/1.0 = 9.80

The experimental gain is 9.80 while the predicted gain is 10. The reason why the experimental value is less than that calculated is because the Vi set in the signal generator keeps on fluctuating between 0.98V to 1.0V. Thus the Vo obtained would not be exactly the same as that calculated, and that will in turn affect the gain as well. But since the difference between the two gains is very little, it is still an accurate value.


Like that lor...
Abit long lar... But what to do??
Must increase grades!!!

Arggg I'm having a mental block right now...

Anyway, remember my lab partner??
Eh, I shall change his label abit...
So instead of the Concentrated Nerd...
He shall be Blur Nerd...

Cos he damn blur at times during the lab...
I was the one correcting him a few times...

Me: We have to connect this here like that... And like this...

Blur Nerd: Huh?? No, I thought is like this, not like that?? Because according to blah blah blah *quotes some chim stuff in the lecture notes*

Me: No lar... It's like that first, nor, you see the diagram, like that waddd...

Blur Nerd: *ponders*

Me: Eh, we are doing question 4 now, not question 3 leh...

Blur Nerd: Oh ya hor!!! Oh ya correct, it is like that...

Buwhahahaha...
Guess I'm not too dumb after all...

Hey, wait a minute...
Does this makes me a nerd as well??
Noooooooo!!!

-_-;
Will try to blog later lar... If possible...
I'm addicted to blogging lor...

Friday, September 01, 2006

Solo Mugging...

I decided to be 'Guai' and stay back in school to study...

And being the ever-hate-being-lonely-person I am, I asked Six people to accompany me to go study in school...

Kena rejected by all...

:'(
why??

Arg, all either say 4pm end, 5pm end, 6pm end, got tution, got tutorials, got cat, got dog...

Scarly all free but pretend to be not...
Aiyo...

Its my First Time you know!!!
First time I actually stayed back in school just to study!!!
Study leh, really study leh!!!
Not the pretend-to-study-actually-looking-at-shuai-ge-or-playing-computer-games!!!
Wah, can't believe it...
But I think I may be making it a permanent thing...

Cos I realised from experience and from the errmmm result slips...
That studying at home is Not Conducive at all...
Too many Distractions!!!
1) Computer
2) Radio
3) Comic Books
4) Bed
5) The hot weather makes me sleepy

Why studying in library is good (for me)...
1) No computer
2) No radio
3) No comic books
4) No bed
5) The temperature is just nice~
6) Finally got table for me to write on...

Let me show you my timetable again!!!
It's pretty obvious when I'm going to study in school...
So see for yourself, I welcome any study partner!!!
But if you are too good-looking, that may be a distraction itself... Hmmm...

Hey who am I kidding...

Engin where got shuai ge one??

Buwhahahahahaaaa...

Uh oh, I can see evil glares emitting from those Engin guys...

Okie, have lar... Have Lar...
Engin have shuai ge lar!!!
(I have to say this in order to con YL to come to lunch with me next time)


Anyway...
Friday night is Engin Bash!!!
That is tomorrow!!!
Wait, now Fridae already...

Was dicussing in Msn just now on:

Welcome to Averii's One and Only MSN Contest!!!

"What the Hell Should I Wear To Da Bash??"

Contestant #1
Jolin Cai YL
A self-proclaim Mei Nu, she says she has many years of experience in the clubbing scene, being one of the few people who visits them regularly...

Her Quote "I got go to the CDANS country CLUB one. In fact, I was a Regular leh! In my secondary school days, I always jio my friends to go there play bowling cos got student price."


Contestant #2
Chiong Suah JL
A very Chiong person who always likes to... Chiong...

His Quote "I chiong suah! Charge!!!! Run up the hill! Attack the enemy!"


Contestant #3
Dun-Bother Iv
The Critic, who stopped going to bashes ever since he attended his first and last bash from none other than the faculty of the one-that-starts-with-the-second-letter-of-the-alphabet...

His Quote "Why you so on? Go bash. I never bother. I only 1 time. Boring. And that 1 time is with our OG lorz."


Contestant #4
Lonely Jel
The guy who wanted to go, but last minute back out becos his friends backed out...

His Quote"Haha, actually I wanted to go, then last minute my friend pulled out and another dun want to go..."

What he actually means "Wth, always don't want go... Den nobody go with me... Den the rest going with OG... WHY DIDN'T I JOIN O WEEK?!?!?!?!"

(Too late to regret liao... Buwhahahaha... Just kidding)


The Contest Begins...


Question 1:
Do I need to wear Covered shoes?? Can I wear Sandals to Engin Bash??

Jolin Cai YL: Why muz covered shoes? Clubbing no need wear covered shoes de wad... Sandals can liao. Presentable sandals.

Chiong Suah JL: U wearing sandals? Haha. Wear nicer la. Go clubbing leh. Can la.

Dun-Bother Iv: .....

Lonely Jel: .....


Question 2:
Can I wear Sports Shoes to Engin Bash??

Jolin Cai YL: U wear sneakers u tink they will let u in? Hahhaa!

Chiong Suah JL: Bare foot lor.

Dun-Bother Iv: Sports shoes to clubbing? Zhun Boh... Wear slippers better la. But definitely not sports shoes lorz. Definitely Not!

Lonely Jel: .....


Question 3:
What should I wear??

Jolin Cai YL: I tink denim skirt can... Wif nice top can liao lor, wif big hoop earrings. Maybe u can wear e tank top, n add long necklace?? Or u wear simple black tee wif either nice jeans or denim skirt oso can wad.. And a pair of sandals. U can try cutting up ur hang ten tees n make em into nice tops!!
*yank-yank-yank-yank*

Chiong Suah JL: (Me saying" Maybe I should dress like a guy") Not a bad idea.

Dun-Bother Iv: Cannot help u. Cos I not clubber.

Lonely Jel: Go clubbing is casual leh. Not formal. If not wat you intend to wear. Dun tell me like prom?


After considerating all their answers and suggestions... Along with the consequences I would have to bear if I said the wrong things... I have decided on the Winner!!!

Jolin Cai YL!!!

Not only does she answer all my questions in full, she also very patiently go online to search for pictures in an attempt to explain to me what a nice "clubbing attire" looks like...

Not to mentioned that her palms are terrifying big... And the way she always utilised it onto my arms...

Hahaha!!!

I'm so Excited!!! Yeah!!!

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