Expo...

My aunt was working temporary as a cashier at the Food Expo for her company...
Thus, my entire family decide to visit her on 29/5/05...

Me and my mom went by Mrt 1st...
Actually we wanted to go shopping before going to Expo,
but I very slow like turtle, keep hogging up the bathroom, so we left late and had to head there straight away...

There are many halls in Expo (I lost count, but should be less then 10, pardon my deteriorating maths)...
And one of the very 1st exhibition we went to was the MPH bookstore Sale!!!
YES!!! Lotsa books!!!
:-D
The love of my life!!! (Other than food, drawing, daydreaming etc...)

But it was kinda disappointing...
For a mega bookstore like MPH, one would expect their exhibits or sale or anything to be... well-done??
But to my horror,
I found out that I was terribly, terribly wrong...

All the wonderful books were left on the Floor!!!!!
YIKES!!!

Well, not exactly on the floor,
they were all being left inside boxes, on top of crates, totally disorganised, untidy, and worse of all...
Some of the books are not in top-condition!!!
Many of the books have folds, scratches, tear in them...
It took me dunno how many hours (ok I'm exaggerating) to found the perfect books...

The Complete Set of Lord Of The Rings!!!

YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!

Let me tell you, it was damn tough!!!
The 2nd and 3rd book were in abundance,
but not the 1st book!!!
Let's just say I can see more than 20, 30(?) for each of the 2nd and 3rd book...
But I can only find 4-5 books for the 1st book...
And all of them are not in their best condition!!!
What the...

Heck, in the end, I settle for the book with the least folds and scratches on its cover...
And yyyeeesss...
I owned my very own LOTR books!!!

Muhahahahahahahahahahaha.....

(^o^)

(^0^)

(^O^)

I am so Happy!!! Delighted!!! Ecstatic!!! Elated!!! Thrilled!!! Blissful!!! Merry!!!

Bwahahaha... Merry, as in LOTR's Merry!!!

:-p I'm talking cock, but who cares, I'm so happy!!!

My Precious... Yesssss... It'sssss my Prrreccciousss...

Harhar, so no borrowing...
I don't want any hand or paw-print on my prrreeccciouusss LOTR cover...
In fact, I've put it under lock and key so that only me, the one and only master of my prrreccciousss can touch it, and I even wear sterilised gloves when doing so...


Opps, off topic...

Back to Food Expo...
Damn crowded man...
So much that we have to walk sideways like a crab if we have to move at all...
But the food there was not bad, quite alot, though not much of a variety...
So many on drinks, sauces, blah blah...

But, it is FOOD Expo right??

So why do I see...

Detergent?!?!

Pants?!?!

Cooking Utensils?!?!

Huh?!?!

It's true!!! That is what some people are selling!!!
They truely need Dictionary.com...

Food ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fd)n.
1)Material, usually of plant or animal origin, that contains or consists of essential body nutrients, such as carbohydrates, fats, proteins, vitamins, or minerals, and is ingested and assimilated by an organism to produce energy, stimulate growth, and maintain life.
2)A specified kind of nourishment: breakfast food; plant food.
3)Nourishment eaten in solid form: food and drink.
4)Something that nourishes or sustains in a way suggestive of physical nourishment: food for thought; food for the soul.


Now which part of it sounds like detergent or clothes or cooking stuff to you?!?!


Another thing of Expo which quirks me...

Expo is very big, right??
An exhibit hall alone can hold hundreds of people...
So why is their toilets so bloody Small?!?!?!
Only two cubicles per gender for each hall!!!
Siao ar!!!

Westmall got even more toilets on each floor then the total combined!!!
And Female toilets should be trice the size of that of males!!!
After all, we went through more hassle then males to do our business...
For men, it's just zip, pee, zip...
For ladies, it's err... More Complicated...
And we tend to linger around the basin area...
You know, where the mirrors are, that's where you can find the fairer sex...
Although SDR spends even more time than me when looking at his reflection...
Heeheehee...

Anyway, I had an unfortunate incident that day...
Halfway down the queue to pay for My Prrreccciousss,
I had errrmmm... Pain in my abdominal area...
And it is Not due to The Time Of The Month...
So I rushed to the toilet...
Damn. Full.
So I rushed to another toilet some distance away...
Damn. Fuller.
Rushed back to queue again...
Waited for what seemed like ages before aaahhhhh...
I pitied the poor malay girl who is behind me...
Which is why I say Expo needs more cubicles for female toilets...
Come people, let's do some petition, shall we...

Bloody Malicious Backstabbing Female Person...

I'm angry...

From what my closest friends and family members know about me, it doesn't take much to ignite me...

However, the anger emitting from me which they are used to are short and uhh... imprecise...
Which means I'm angry for a short while only which I vented it out at almost anything...

Please read my earlier post to know that I have two forms of anger...
Well, actually a few forms, of varying degree...

Now, lo and behold, I'm about to unlease the very rare-once-in-a-million-years-freaking-long-very-precise anger...
It has been such a long time before I had exercised this form of anger...
A bit rusty liao...

The last time I used it was in Secondary Two, when one of my best friend sort of "betrayed" me...
There are also a few more times when I have tried to execute this anger but it tame down in the end (thanks to my best friends and family who douse it)...

But now the person I'm angry with has no relations with my friends at all...
Except my boyfriend...


To a lot of outsiders, I may look and behave like a sweet, feminine, quiet lass who does nothing all day but smile and be very happy...
Ask my friends, they will die of laughter...
Chey, why should I show my colourful character to people who is not close with me??
Waste of Time and Energy...
Besides, outsiders may get scared off and labelled me as a freak...

I am anything but sweet, feminine and quiet...
Quite the opposite actually...
YZ once use to say that "As time pass, I will show my Fox's tail..."

But unfortunately, not many people hang around long enough to see it before they deduce my personality...
Maybe that's why to some people, I look as if I'm easy to bully and take advantage of??

Man, I'm tired of being nice to all outsiders...
My mom used to tell me,
Be Nice to Others, Uphold Your Moral Values, Endure and You Will Have Harmony...

I Try to do all of the above, but now I'm wondering whether I should modify it to suit the society...

Be Nice to Deserving People, Uphold the Majority of Your Moral Values, Endure Some But Not All and Fight For What You Believe In to Get Harmony...

Damn long, but it fits!!!

Cos some people just don't deserve me being nice to them!!!

I have a female co-worker who's on fairly good terms with my boyfriend...
In front of him, she shows her better side, is nice to him and to me for his sake...
But when he isn't around, her attitude changes towards me...

On one of the days when I've just started working, my boyfriend Sms that female to ask her to take care of me, not that I needed any (he was being a caring boyfriend)...
That female make a comment on it jokingly and that's it, the one conversation for the entire day...
So much for taking care huh??
And it was on that day when my boss switch my location to a more favourable one, which I of course, tell my boyfriend about the good news...
And what did he say??
"Wah, did ______ arrange you there one?"

Hello?! That female wasn't as good as you think she was to be!!!

I keep having this feeling that that female is letting my boyfriend thinks that she is "taking care" of me...
Damn Hypocrite she was as well...

Once, when my supplies have been used up, I went back to get more of it or else I wouldn't be able to work...
But the staff told me that there wasn't enough supplies, so I stayed to help them for only 10 minutes...
I also decided to have my lunch earlier by half an hour at 3.30pm, and it was the staff who told me to use the phone there to call that female to tell her when my lunch break was...
I was too hungry and my stomach could hurt if I keep taking late lunches every day...

When I called that female, she answered with a chirpy voice, but when she realised that it was me, her tone totally changed...
She became harsh, fierce, loud, piss-off and very reluctant when I ask her for an early lunch...

I thought that was the end of it until I realised that she had actually Complain about me to My Boyfriend and the Staff!!!
About my tone of voice, that I have gone upstairs and that I requested for an early lunch when mine was at 4.30pm blah blah...

Well hey, if anyone had to complain, it was ME!!!
My tone of voice huh?? What about yours then?? You are so rude to me!!!
And get your facts right, I initially ate at 3.30pm, but someone pushed it to 4pm, but now I merely wanted to eat earlier by half an hour on that day only!!! And my unofficial lunch was at 4pm, not 4.30pm you moron!!!
What did you expect me to do after the supplies are finished huh?? Sit down and wait for someone to deliver it to me?? I wasn't even gone for so long!!! It was not even my fault that I got delayed in the first place!!!
So please know the real situation before you accused me and complain me behind my back!!!

I HATE it when people badmouth me, or complain about me behind my back when the Information Is WRONG!!!
Damn it, if you get the facts right, I wouldn't care much about you, for you are nothing but a mere airhead...
And I HATE it EVEN MORE when you Badmouth Me or Complain about Me to my FRIENDS/FAMILY/BOYFRIEND/CLOSE PEOPLE...
Behind My Back some more!!!

That Atrocious female Complain and Badmouth Me to my Boyfriend!!!
Can you Believe it???!!!

And I would be kept in the dark have my boyfriend not Accidently send a Sms by mistake to me instead to that Female's Friend, who got psycho by that female...

Thanks a Lot, my Dear Boyfriend, you are really 'Loyal' by Not Informing Me about Backstabbers...
(-_-;)

So people, wanna guess her reason for being mean to me, for badmouthing me to my boyfriend and other people??
Looks like she's trying to put a strain btween me and my boyfriend...

It doesn't take a genius to figure it out...

Star Wars Rules!!!

Watch Star Wars III, Revenge of the Sith yesterday...

*gawk*

The effects were...
(Just imagine fireworks right in front of your eyes)
That's becos I sat on the 4th row to the big screen...
The cinema was Full even though nearly a week has pass since this movie open...

And I was throughly entertained although I wasn't really into Sci-Fic,
I more into Historical War (without guns and such, just swords or magic..) or Fantasy or Mythology...
e.g: Lord Of The Rings, Harry Potter, Troy, Van Helsling, Master and Commander, Pirates of Carribean, Constantine, Kingdom of Heaven...

Star Wars was amazing, and humourous during some parts...
Wow I didn't know that robots have feeling...


Scene: Obi-Wan give the robot, dunno R2-D2 or C-3PO (names so confusing...) a walkie-talkie of some sorts, and he attempts to communicate with the robot to tell it to activate the lift...

Obi-Wan: R2-D2 (I think) activate the lift...

R2-D2: *panics* (becos the voice which comes out from the walkie-talkie is so loud, and there are two evil robots nearby) *started to move clumsily backwards into a hiding place*


Wuhahaha, so Cute!!!


Scene: Obi-Wan, Anakin, the Chancellor are trapped in a ray cage of some sorts...

Obi-Wan: (shocked) How could this have happened?? We're supposed to be smarter than this!!!

Anakin: Aparently not...

Anakin: Don't worry, have patience, R2-D2 will come and rescue us...

R2-D2: (skidded into the corridor they are in and smashed into the wall...) *makes some weird robot noise*

Anakin: See?! He's here...

R2-D2: *robot noise* (Lots of evil robots appear out of nowhere, it appears that they were actually chasing R2-D2 and that he was trying to escape...)

The 3 Humans: .....

R2-D2: (attempts to shot its laser at one of the evil robots) *robot noise*

Evil Robot #1: Ouch!!! *kicks R2-D2 to the floor*

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....


OMG, it is so cute!!! *giggles*
I think some Star Wars fans are trying to kill me now...
Can't help it lar, I think R2-D2 and that green Yoda are really adorable!!!

Watch the movie kids!!!
And enjoy R2-D2 and Yoda!!!

HY B-day Celebration...

We went to Suki Sushi for their buffet yesterday...
Me, ZW, YL, HY, WL, SDR...
And we had agreed to meet at 12pm...
I was late for 5 minutes...
And guess what?? I'm the first to arrived...
No surprises here...

Yeah Sushi buffet!!!
Sushi is one of my favourite food as well!!!
And there, me and HY order lotsa raw salmon ---> my favourite dish!!!
Mmmmnnnn... Heavenly...

All of us ate too much in the end and nearly puke...
(-o-")

We gave HY her present in the restaurant...
ZW handed me the little box and distract HY herself...
Since I was sitting right besides the conveyor belt, I quickly put the box on a long stretch of empty space...
Then ZW quickly point towards the belt and said "Eh, HY!!! I want that box!!!"
Which the surprise HY took and guess that it was for her...
Hahaha... Nice idea eh??
We gave her a beautiful choker chosen by yours truly...

The buffet and present cost me $28!!!
And yet I let the girls psycho me to a kbox session!!!
Wah liao I originally had decided to swear off kbox forever...
And now I owe HY $20 for four and a half hours of kboxing...
So it means that I spent a freaking amount of $48 in just one day!!!!!
This is the highest amount I have ever spent in one day!!!
AAAHHH.....
I'm broke...

But the kboxing session was really fun!!!
Cos today, dunno for what reason, we were very hyper!!!
Whenever a fast song comes on, all of us will stand up and Jump, Dance, Scream, Sing, Laugh to the song!!!
And since there was only two mike and 5 of us (WL and SDR left early, MF join us),
MF be the audience, HY and ZW be the singers, YL becomes the pianist while I am the guitarist...

Eh pretend pretend one lar, you think me and YL really know how to play with instruments meh??

It was a very funny sight, the four of us going crazy, especially me and YL,
we keep acting like rock stars...
i.e: includes shaking of head, tossing of hair, shaking of body, jumping up and down, screaming instead of singing to the music, and playing imaginary instrument...

Wuhahahaha, I think we have other audience as well other then MF...
The kbox staff for example...
I think I saw some of them walking repeatedly outside our room...
And since every room has a big window, they can see everything inside although we shut the lights...
Damn pai seh come to think of it now... But back then we were too "high" to care...

Well, at least we provide good entertainment heeheehee...

On the last post which I've written about dumb NS guys...
Well, maybe it doesn't apply to all...
Cos SDR still haven't show any signs of moronity...
Or maybe it's becos he has only been in there for 2 months...
Hmmm... We shall see.....

That's all kids...

Dumb NS guys...

In the past, I used to think that guys who went through NS comes out stronger, leaner, tanner and in well-conditioned shape...

Well that's true...
But I haven't considered that their brains will be fried as well...

Too much time in the sun can do really serious damaged to your brains...
Just look at that amount of UV radiations bombarding your poor measly brains!!!
Errr... Ok you can't see UV rays... So "Just imagine the amount of UV rays" instead...


B, who went through NS a year ago, said something stupid...
Here's our conversation, me, B and R:

B: Hey how many days are there in May??

Me: (looking at my phone calender) Oh, 31 days...

R: (loves to trick B, is tricking him now) Eh, did you know that Febuary has 30 days anot??

B: (thinks for a while) Oh ya, you mean the one which comes once every few years right?? Then the rest of the years is 29 days for Feb hor??

Me and R: (looks at each other) .....

R: Bwuhahahahaha...

Me: Idiot lar you!!! Feb only has 28 days!!! 29 days is the one that comes once every 4 years!!!

B: (looks surprise) Oh really ar?? Sure anot??

Me: (collasped into laughter...)

B, a NTU first year student, who scored 10 for his L1R5 at 'O' levels, actually gave me such moronic answers...
Eh, I think I primary school aready know this liao lor...


He's not the only example...
Here's another conversation between me and YZ, who is currently serving NS:

YZ: (points to my wrist) This is wrist...

Me: (nods) Ya

YZ: (points to my waist) This is waist...

Me: (nods again) Ah-hah...

YZ: (points to my hip) And that is hip...

Me: (nods once again) Ya lar... Why you ask leh??

YZ: Nothing, just wanna confirm...

Me: (-___-;) .....

There's another one!!!

YZ: (out of the blue) Eh, "Xia (Chinese word for Summer)" means Winter right??

Me: (abit surprise) Huh?? No lar!!! "Xia" means Summer lar, not Winter... Why you so blur??

YZ: (silent for a while) Oh, then what is Winter??

Me: (faints)

YZ, who received admission into NUS for Faculty of Science, scored Triple As for 'A' levels, sat for Chemistry Special Paper, scored a B3 in Chinese 'AO' levels, also contracted the same problem as B...


Today, I'm gonna meet my best friends to celebrate HY birthday, and SDR is gonna be there...
He's serving his BMT in NS right now...
Let's see how much his brain has being impaired...

Heeheehee...
(- w -) *evil grins*

Shopping and LAN!!!!!

Went shopping at Orchard yesterday...
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Don't look so shock, my dear friends...
Yeah, I really went shopping...
For clothes, not books or manga...

For those who doesn't know me very well,
I hate Shopping...
Yes I hate it...
I can't imagine why females would spent their entire day whizzing around in shops, searching for that prefect piece of clothing and end up buying almost everything they see...

Whenever my mom bullys me into accompanying her to shop, she will have to bribe or threatened me 1st...
And I can only last for one hour before I complain of boredom, hunger, leg cramps etc. just to get out of it...
Thus she had given up on turning me mentally complete into a female...

Yet yesterday, I shop for THREE HOURS!!!
I'm surprise my leg didn't gave way...

Alighted at Somerset Mrt, proceed to john little, centrepoint, og, heeren, takashimaya, ck tangs, far east plaza before I found the shirt I was looking for...
Due to the freaking hot weather, I've begin wearing sleeveless shirts whenever I went out...
Plus it looks nicer and less tomboyish and t-shirts and pants...
Plus plus I'm sick of tees aready...
But I own a miserable number of sleeveless shirts, thus unless I re-wear all of them without washing (utterly gross), I will have to buy a new one...

So Saturday afternoon, I begin my mission...
I aready have a vision beforehand on the shirt I would buy that afternoon...
Yes I have vision, so??
I can sometimes see into the future, with visions running through my head from time to time, but I usually forgets them the moment I saw them...
STML at work...
So don't ask me for numbers...


Wah, you really believe me ar??


But anyway, ahem, I had a vision...
I visualise that I will buy a Purple sleeveless shirt...
And I have to shop for three long hours before I found it!!!
The exact version of my vision!!!
Ok not really exact lar, cos my, ahem, vision is slightly blur...
I'm short-sighted ok...

So now, I got a Purple sleeveless shirt at a ridiculously cheap price of $5!!!
Beat that!!!
Well, it was on sales...

Actually on that day, I was supposed to hang out with my flyer friends when their mean supervisor knock off early from work...
But they are only free at 5pm...
Make me wait for a bloody three hours...
Ya, that's the reason why I shopped for three hours...
Due to boredom-ness, not due to will-power...
But it was a good thing that they are only free at 5pm, cos I only found my shirt at 4.45pm...

Guess what was their reason for coming down late??
They were playing Computer Games...

(-___-;)

Slap them...


Me: (in the midst of shopping) Aiyo... Why so looong one... And that bloody bastard didn't even reply to my Sms... Want to die issit??

Them: (playing game) *pow* *pow* *bang* *boom* Oh shit!!! F*** you lar, why kill me so early??!!!


Read my earlier post...
I hate waiting...

Since it was so late to catch a movie, we wander around aimlessly like hungry ghosts...
Err... Only me like hungry ghost, that two pigs have eaten liao...

Slap them again...

Me then push them into the bookstore Kinokuniya(whatever) and began browsing...
And I had another vision...
I visualise that R will be a fashion/beauty/make-up/weight-loss consultant when he grows up...
He hasn't been to NS, so he's still a kid, haven't grown up yet...
You know why?? Cos he enjoys reading the books on beauty/fashion/make-up etc. meant for girls!!!
And he knows alot about such things, due to the number of times he keep trying to force tips to me on how to dress/look/diet better...
His reason for this interest???

"So that I can Help Doll-Up my girlfriend to look better!!!"

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(-_-'')

Respect his err... choice of hobby kids!!!
And his errmm... noble cause of having this hobby!!!


Later in the evening, when we really have nothing to do, the two of them introduce me to something which I have never done before and never thought that I will do at this age...


LAN Gaming!!!

(@_@)

*panics*

I always hate playing computer games that requires a lot of actions...
Becos my brain and my hands cannot connect properly...


Brain: (thinking) The car is coming this way, so you should move to the left!!!

Hands: (holding the controls) *press right* Opps!!!

Brain: @#$#%$^%*^*#%@^$#^&^$!!!!! Not again!!! Go back to playing tic-tac-toe lar you!!!


But then I hate boredom-ness more than anything, and since that place only charge $1 per hour, heck why not??
And the three of us play Counter-Strike...
Loads of action...
Oh shit...

But guess what??
Other then the first few times when I attempt to make sense of all the controls...
I realised that it isn't so hard after all!!!
And it was FUN!!!
EXCITING!!!
The three of us nearly laugh and yell the place down...
It was 2 against 1, with me and B against R since he more pro at this...
And I'm the rookie, but I managed at one point, to kill R three times in a row!!!
Wuhahahahaha....
It has lots of actions, but it requires thinking and strategy too!!!
:-D

I'm addict... I'm addicted to CS~

Yeah I got new things to play with liao!!!

Of Pettiness and Anger...

I'm supposed to have my last day at the flyer job on 19/5/05...
But last minute one girl cannot take it anymore, so she asked me to cover for her...
Hey one more day of work = more $$$...
So hell, why not??

My last day of work was fine...
Apart from the fact that I nearly got into a fight with a f***ing retard...
I'm about to discriminated the entire retards population because of this...
Idiot, stop provoking me!!!
I have a temper and I'm not afraid to use it!!!

Damn it, my boss once warned me before about him...
Saying that he's a little 'slow', but if he bothers me, I can always call my boss and he'll come to my rescue...
Like real, my boss isn't around most of the time lor...
So I'm left all on my own to defend myself...
:-(

No lar, not exactly on my own, I still got some normal flyer friends to help me...
Hmmm...
Come to think of it, I'm not defending myself, I'm more like attacking, and my flyer friends are trying to break up the agruement instead before it escalated...

A friend once commented that I'm petty...
Since it was a friend who commented on me, not a nobody (which I will either ignore or put them on hate list), I shall make a statement...
Hey, I'm NOT Petty...
I just have a really short and bad temper...
There's a difference...

pet·ty ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pt)
adj. pet·ti·er, pet·ti·est
1)Of small importance; trivial: a petty grievance.
2)Marked by narrowness of mind, ideas, or views.
3)Marked by meanness or lack of generosity, especially in trifling matters.
4)Secondary in importance or rank; subordinate. See Synonyms at trivial.
5)Law. Variant of petit.

tem·per ( P ) Pronunciation Key (tmpr)
v. tem·pered, tem·per·ing, tem·pers
n.
1)A state of mind or emotions; disposition: an even temper. See Synonyms at mood1.
2)Calmness of mind or emotions; composure: lose one's temper.
3a)A tendency to become easily angry or irritable: a quick temper.
b)An outburst of rage: a fit of temper.
4)A characteristic general quality; tone: heroes who exemplified the medieval temper; the politicized temper of the 1930s.
5a)The condition of being tempered.
b)The degree of hardness and elasticity of a metal, chiefly steel, achieved by tempering.
6)A modifying substance or agent added to something else.
7)Archaic. A middle course between extremes; a mean.


Very chim... Stupid dictionary.com...
So I shall input my own definitions...

Petty: Anything also angry, anything also bu shuang... Anything also bear grudges...
Short, Bad Temper: Specific things will be angry, and takes a very short time to ignited and will blow up...

See?! That's the difference!!!
Petty is when every little small matter, be it teasing or not, big or small, ANYthing will get angry...
My short and bad temper is such that there are things that will make me angry, but not all, and the process of converting my nice mood into black storm is almost instantaneous (short), and when I flare up it will be very very err... dreadful (bad)...


There are some things that will get me very very angry... And my anger will last for a very very long time...
1) Purposely Provoke me by doing things Repeatedly which you Know I Hate/irritates me/dislike... Not fooling around type...
2) Make fun of me with Malicious Intend... Not the teasing/joking type...
3) Betray me... Being Disloyal...
4) Underhand methods to bring me down, stop me from completing my stuff... With ill-intend...

Well, I'm sure that there are others, but I can't think of any right now...


Of course, then there are others which will make me irritated, but it is very Short-lasting...
Which means it will last from a few seconds to a few minutes... Or quicker if I vented it out...
At most for a few hours if it was more serious...
But will not exceed 24 hour... (cos when I sleep, I will forget it liao... Thank god for STML hor...)
1) Ignore me
2) Make me wait
3) Do things I don't like, but kidding around only...
4) Make me repeat what I've just said more than 2 times...
5) Meet a tough and long lasting obstacle without any visible solution in sight...
6) Disrupt me continuously... When I set my heart and mind on something, it is not wise to foil my attempt on it by purposely stopping me... Esp with ill-intend, which I will upgrade to the 1st list...
etc...

Yah, I'm easily irritated, so what...
No one is Perfect...
But I Repeat (I hate repeating), I Am Not Petty...
You don't see me getting angry when people tease me about my dressing, weight, breast, face, results, brains, size etc...
The teasings happen daily you know, happily contributed by my dear brother...
So shuddup aready...

(-_-)

Slapping Parade

*slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap*

That's me slapping you all...
What's your crime, you may ask...
For being Human...

Today is my official Pre-MS day...
So it means that every little thing which will not bother me on any other normal day, will irked the hell out of me today...

Today is a very bad day,
which is further worsen by my existing Pre-MS...

First of all, I want to slap WarCraft III...
Why?? Because my bloody brother is playing with it and he's supposed to stop at 9pm!!!
And I have to Wait One and a Half hour before I can touch the computer!!!
I HATE to WAIT!!!!!
I shall also slap my brother too for playing with it and Hogging the computer...
No wait, I should slap the Creators of WC III, cos without them, I will not have to Wait One and a Half hour for my brother to stop playing it...
Ah, heck, I shall slap them all...
*slap*
*slap*
*slap*

Next, I shall slap Pop-Up Ads...
Cos they keep stretching my patience for having to Wait a bloody long time for my page to load...
My computer is slow enough!!! Stop poping you stupid poppers!!!
*slap* *slap* *slap*

What a day...

Today is my turn at working for the flyer distributors...
But guess what, there's a Summer Sale by John Little!!!
And so it means hordes of people alighting at Somerset Mrt!!!
Which means that I would be extra busy!!!
And it is super-duper Cramp at the shelter walkway!!!

Slap those stupid Shoppers!!!
Why huh??
Cos they are the ones who keep Shoving Me, Stepping on My Foot, Snapping at Me, Glaring at Me, Ignoring Me!!!
I HATE being ABUSED and IGNORED!!!!!
Even worse when it began to rain...
Stupid Shoppers still using the bloody umbrella in the Sheltered Walkway!!!
It is Sheltered you idiots!!!
And the bloody Umbrella keep Knocking onto my head and Messing up my hair!!!
Curse them for being stupid and short!!!
*slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap*

Slap those stupid freaking Flyers!!!
In the process of me trying to hand out flyers faster to people,
I get Three Papercuts...
One of them is quite bad as it Bleeds a lot...
I HATE having WOUNDS!!!!!
And I love my fingers very much, so please do not Scar it...
*slap* *slap* *slap*

And then, my two Flyer-Friends...
Slap them both!!!
For Ignoring me most of the time and Slacking too much...
I HATE being IGNORED!!! And I HATE to REPEAT MYSELF!!!
Well, B told me that they are not slacking, they are printing flyers...
But I'm feeling Mean today, and when I'm feeling this way, I'm always Correct and you are Wrong...
So it may not be their fault for Disappearing and Leaving me to Suffer from Boredom-ness,
but I don't care, I still wanna slap them!!!
*slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap*

I'm in a Very Bad, Terrible, Horrible, Beastly, Crappy, Dangerous, Harmful, Vicious, Vile, Wicked, EVIL Mood.....

Don't try to Stop Me...

*slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap*





Phew... After all that slapping, I'm quite tired...
Ok, I had enough of slapping for the day...
I'm not that pissed-off any more...
So you can all breathe a sigh of relieve...

Night night kids...
Gonna sleep...

Formal Dinner

I went to a formal dinner yesterday...
For the Singapore Fish Merchant Association...
Well, becos my dad's company lucky lucky got randomly choosen to be on the commitee this year...

Wah, if he's so lucky, how come he hasn't struck any 4-D??

Haha, anyway, both my mom and I went to attend the dinner held by SFMA for the swearing in and photographing...
Formal Wear leh...
Damn it, means must wear skirt and girly shirt and behave like a girl...
(-___-)

Anyway, that ceremony was held at SAFRA, near Bt. Pumei, where my granny use to live...
We came too early cos my dad was very nervous...
Hey, being on the commitee is really big to him...
And just for this ceremony, he went to buy a brand new suit!!! (cos the old one wouln't fit, he's too fat...)
And he had to wear a tie!!!
He doesn't have a tie, so have to borrow from my 3rd uncle!!!
And then, none of us knew how to tie the tie!!!
And the bloody boring-looking tie cost even more then the suit!!!

The tie is dark blue...
And that's it...
No patterns, no other colour, no nothing...
Just a boring blue tie...
Wah, I see other uncles and ah-peks got more hip and interesting tie then him...
And this is the 2nd time my dad actually wore a tie, other then the day he got married to my mom...

Later, my mom and I were seated with strangers, and my dad was getting ready for the swearing in...
He and the rest of the commitee members went onto the stage...
And wow he's the tallest...
He was the only one with the head protruding out of the entire pack...
My dad was so excited when he saw us looking at him on stage, that he started waving at us and bobbling his head!!!
He was the only one fidgeting...
Me and mom laugh and laugh...
So dear friends, don't blame me whenever I get too childish, I got it from my dad you see...

Then after the entire ceremony comes the speech which I doubt anyone was listening...
And my dad was getting really ya-ya liao...
Keep strutting around in his suit...
And he keep walking towards us to chat with mom and me...
I thought he was being bored...
But my mom later told me that it was becos he scared my mom walk out if it gets too boring...
heeheehee...

On the whole, the entire thing was boring...
Yeah really feel like zzzzz...
So thank god for my handphone...
Although it betrayed me by shutting down itself...


Me: Aiyah this ceremony is so damn dead... But never mind, I have my trusty little handphone!!!

Handphone: Errrmm... Dear master?? I...

Me: (Playing game) Eh? What wad? Don't interrupt dude, I'm at the 98th level!!! Gonna break my highest record of 2099!!!

Handphone: (whispers) I need to go pee...

Me: (Still playing) Wadda? Go pee?? Pee your head lar!! Handphone where got pee one?? Now shuddup...

Handphone: Hey, who say handphone no need go pee huh?? We do hor, only that we usually pee in the night after shutting down, onto your bloody pillow when you all are sleeping...

Me: Wad!!! No wonder, my pillow always wet!!! And I thought I have a drooling problem due to excess dreaming of Orlando Bloom... But hey, if you pee at night when we're sleeping, then why do you wanna pee now?? I'm playing you know, not sleeping yet...

Handphone: Well... It's past your bedtime, thus my toilet break time is due now...

Me: Hey I don't care man, if I can stay up past my bedtime, you can also hold up your pee until we get home...

Handphone: Hold my pee??!! You siao ar?? You try holding your own lar, see if your bladder got Bao anot... No, no, cannot wait now... Must peeeeee...

Me: (panics) Hey hey!!! Not in here!!! Got so many people leh!!! Have you got no shame??

Handphone: Unfortunately, no...

Me: Hey, stop that, I forbid you!!!

Handphone: Too bad... You can't stop me from shutting down and peeing... 10, 9, 8...

Me: Stop!! Stop!!! Oh shit, where's the pee hole??

Handphone: ...4, 3, 2, 1... Night night my dear master... Zzzzz...

Me: AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My Game!!! I was so close to beating my highest record!!!

Handphone: *Shhooorhhhh.....* (peeing sound)


Sigh, no handphone, no playing game, boring ceremony...

What a sucky night...

Orlando Bloom Rocks!!!

I went to watch the Kingdom of Heaven yesterday...
And oh my god...

Orlando Bloom is so...
Delicious!!!
Hunkie!!!
Gorgeous!!!
Yummy!!!
Mouth-Watering!!!
Enticing!!!
Savory!!!
Tempting!!!
Heavenly!!!

Sounds like I'm advertising for food eh??

It's Delicious, Appetizing, Mouth-Watering, Savory new Orlando Bloom snack!!!
Guarentee to give females the satisfaction of tasting the very Yummy hunk!!!

!(^o^)/ *wow* *yeah* *drool...* *mmmmnnn...*
I can imagine them cheering...

In fact, I think Orlando looks much better in dark, above shoulder-length hair then when he sported the long, blond hair in LOTR...

In LOTR, he look handsome, pretty boy, fine-looking but not very manly...
I mean very few men will look manly in long straight blond hair right??
This hairstyle is more suitable for women...
Although I do admit he still look wonderful...

But now, with a shorter dark brown hair, along with the moustache,
he looks... OMG...
*starts drooling*

I'm going crazy over him!!!
Hope YZ don't get jealous...
Ah... Heck, he doesn't read my blog anyway...

I can't find enough words to describe him!!!
Welcome to the World of Dictionary.com...

Let's see... How do I describe him??

Main Entry: handsome
Definition: attractive
Synonyms:
admirable, Adonis, aristocratic, athletic, august, beautiful, becoming, clean-cut, comely, dapper, elegant, fair, fashionable, fine, good-looking, graceful, hunk, impressive, lovely, majestic, muscular, noble, personable, pulchritudinous, robust, sharp, slick, smart, smooth, spruce, stately, strong, stylish, tuna, virile, well-dressed, well-proportioned

Hmmm... Not good enough... What's with the 'tuna'???

Main Entry: attractive
Definition: appealing
Synonyms:
adorable, agreeable, alluring, beaut, beautiful, beckoning, bewitching, captivating, charming, comely, enchanting, engaging, enthralling, enticing, fair, fascinating, fetching, glamorous, good-looking, gorgeous, handsome, hunk, interesting, inviting, looker, lovely, luring, magnetic, mesmeric, pleasant, pleasing, prepossessing, pretty, provocative, seductive, stunning, taking, tantalizing, teasing, tempting, winning, winsome

Much better... But still not up to mark...

Main Entry: delicious
Definition: pleasing
Synonyms:
adorable, ambrosial, appetizing, choice, dainty, darling, delectable, delightful, delish, distinctive, divine, enjoyable, enticing, exquisite, good, gratifying, heavenly, luscious, lush, mellow, mouthwatering, nectareous, nice, palatable, piquant, rare, rich, sapid, savory, scrumptious, spicy, sweet, tasteful, tasty, tempting, titillating, toothsome, very pleasant, well-prepared, well-seasoned, yummy

Yes!!! That's it!!!

Hence I conclude,
Orlando Bloom is Delicious!!!

PMS and .....

Working has it perks...
But it has its disadvantages as well...

Especially working outdoors...
Where you have to brave its elements, rain or shine...

And I tell you, it's hell on my complexion...
Gesh, pimples are poping up on my face like it's nobody's business and I'm beginning to wonder whether my Pre-MS has been brought forward...

By the way, my PMS has 3 different meanings:
Pre-Menstrual-Syndrome
Present-Menstrual-Syndrome
Post-Menstrual-Syndrome
So basically, it covers the entire month...

Pre-MS occurs one week before the the little red spot comes, and it is a period of unstabilty and mood-swings...
Nobody knows what, when, where, and why I do anything which, by normal standards, is not normal...

Present-MS occurs when the it started leaking, and by then, things would have stabilised and people will understand the reasons for what happened on the previous week, and they will be ready to expect the worse from me, although most of it would have been gone...

Post-MS is the most stable and peaceful period, for it occurs right after the last flecks of red has dissappeared and last for two weeks...
Although peace have arrived, it is unwise for people to think that turbulent times were long gone, for it is a vicious cycle, which will come once again when the red pool has properly filled up...

To all my dear friends and anyone who has to have contact with me,
You Have Been Warned...

Ok, back to my pimples...
Ever since the first few bits pop up, I've been trying to find the source of it since it happens in the middle of the 1st week of Post-MS...
It took a total of 0.18 seconds for me to think of a suspect and made the conclusion...

It is Pollution!!!
The place I'm covering in the 1st week is at the front of the building, which is near the traffic...
And my face is being blasted with the exhaust from the vehicles on street...
And to add it up, I just realised that many people in Singapore, youths as well, are smoking!!!
It came as a shock to me as none of my friends smoke, and I thought those smoking would be those working adults with a few youths who pick it up earlier...
How wrong was I...

Puff puff puff...
Stop Puffing!!!
Nooo... Not in front of me...
Damn those bloody smokers, I hope you all die from lung, mouth, tongue, nose, throat, gum cancer...
And I hope your conscience pricks you as well...
Becos of you all, I'm a victim of passive smoking, which means that I would have twice the amount of risks of getting those cancer!!!
Yes!!! And not to mention the torture my face would have to suffer from the by-products of lighting up your cigarettes...

The World Is Not Fair...

Friday the 13th!!! And the 2nd part of flyer distributing…

Yup, I’ve just started on my 2nd week of being a flyer distributor…
And the sentence I have to say to customers has increased as well…
"Handbag sales at _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!!! 50% off beaded bags!!!"
What the…

And guess what? The place where I’m supposed to cover (Somerset Mrt covered walkway) has at least 3 flyer distributors, including me, in it at one time…
I counted, there’s 7-8 different distributors altogether there…
Yesh, it’s a freaking big number for a walkway…

But becos of it, and probably due to the fact that I’m a chatterbox and I’ll die if I do not find someone to talk to me,
I have made some friends as well…

There’s B and R-whatever, doing for courts…
And another guy doing for the language thingy…
A girl doing for a hair salon…
Ya, I forgot some of their names, but is it my fault??
Nooo… God gave me STML----- > Short Term Memory Loss

Besides, I only happen to get to know their names on the last day of this week,
so I only have one day to memorise their names…
Ok I’m making excuses…

Anyway, it was great talking to them!!!
Otherwise these few days will be very terrible and lonely…
Although I do have to be extra careful of my boss as he doesn’t really approve of me talking when I’m working…

So thanks to them, I look more forward to work now…
Especially to B, as he’s a really nice guy who very patiently explains any enquiry I have on University or on anything at all…
B is really funny and nice to talk to and is willing to accompany me until I have to report back to my boss at the end of the day…
R-whatever is also very funny and makes all of us laugh…
The language guy is err… Very Hardworking and slightly Competitive…
The one and only girl other then me, thanks for telling me where the toilet is and for bringing me there so that I won’t get lost…
Yup, thank you guys for making my working days much easier to handle!!!

But btw, it is "Handbag Sales", not "Maths Sales" you Dodo…
Go dig your ears, and update yourself because people from JJC can score As and we have Special papers as well!!!
;p

And today is Friday the Thirteenth!!!!!
And this is the 13th post!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA…

And in case you dunno, I was Born on Friday the 13th!!!
And no, today is not my birthday, it’s next month,
so dear ZW YL JX HY MF WL SDR, muhahahahaha…
Don’t forget!!! I have reminded you!!!
(^_^)

Working as a Flyer Distributor...

After months of complaining that I don't have a job (well actually it's only one and a half month),
I finally got a part-part time job!!!
Why part-part time?
Cos if normal part-time jobs are those regular monday-friday, and lasts for at least a month,
then my job is part-part time because it's irregular and only last for either a few days in the weekends or up to 10 days...
Confusing? Yeah, that's my whole idea...
Just kidding...

I've work at this job before, and even till now, I still find it tremendously straining, mentally and physically...
Well hey, distributing flyers is tough work ok??

Why physically demanding??
The boss I'm working for is not the normal kind...
So instead of letting his workers stand in a corner and mutely handing out flyers to passer-bys,
he wants us to cover a rather large area, chase after customers, while holding the flyers in a ridiculars position to ensure people within 1km radius to spot the bright colours (thus allowing them to avoid us, make no sense at all), and holding the flyers up to the customers faces to make sure that they see it, and at the same time say loud and clearly " Handbag sales at _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, level 3!!!"

Try doing that for 9 hours.....

I'll tell you, being the newbie, I very obediently follow his instructions, thus I was nearly half dead at the end of the first day...
I find it physically impossible to do all of that, especially the part when we have to talk to the customers, cos majority of them are walking too damn fast for me to finish talking before I have to give another flyer to the next passer-by...
Thus it becomes" Handbag sales" instead...
Then, at the last few hours, it becomes "....."
And I've become smarter now, instead of chasing customers, I just have to spread my hands out (pretty long since I'm quite tall), and it will cover nearly 3/4 of the designated areas I'm supposed to cover...
So I just have to twirl around and round on the same spot to catch customers in front, at the side, and at the back of me...
But on the other hand, it makes me dizzy...
Guess you can't have it all...

It is also mentally exhausting...
Because aside from the fact the the job is very boring and you have to keep yourself from daydreaming (which is very hard for me since daydreaming is as easy and automatic as breathing to me),
you have to face the prospect of being REJECTED by the passer-bys...
And some of them are just so bloody RUDE!!!

Even if you do not want the flyers, you can just do the following, which is not hard and it would make my day at the same time:
1)Smile and nod at me
2)Smile and shake your head at me
3)Smile and put up your hand to wave 'no' at me

And if you happen to have cramps on your face, thus is unable to smile at me, you can still:
1)Shake your head
2)Wave your hand 'no'
3)Make a long detour to avoid me

Just don't do the following things, it gives me temptation to throw my stack of flyers at you, and it ain't light:
1)Walk past me without even glancing at me
2)Walk past me very slowly without even glancing at me
3)Look at the flyer, and look, and look, and look without taking and walk away
4)Snap at me for blocking your way (hey you don't own the road you rude bitch!!!)

*SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP*

I feel like slapping people these few days...

Just take the bloody flyer!!! Will it kill you???

But anyway, this job is pretty good, cos the pay is nice, I can wear comfortable clothes, and I don't have to promote or sell anything!!!
I made some friends as well!!!
There's E and S, who are in my group (we were split into groups to cover different areas),
SF and BT who are even newer than me,
O and E and D and D and one or two whom I forgot the name...
:-D

I just have to deal with sore feet, sore legs, sore arms, sore back, dehydration, exhaustion, late lunch and dinner...
Well no job is perfect...

Swimming!!!!!

It was a bright and sunny day!!!
Me and YZ decided to go swimming!!!

Go where?
Hmmm... Bukit Batok's is too boring...
Chua Chu Kang's is closed on that day...
Sooooo...
Jurong East be it!!!

Yea swimming!!!
I loved swimming...
It's one of my favourite sport...
Other then sleeping, daydreaming, eating, drawing...
(I consider those as sports becos you have to exert a lot of mental and physical strength when doing so... Ever heard of insomnia, uncreativity, coma, untalented??)

Swimming: you can exercise and yet feel cooled by the water at the same time...
No sticky sweat!!!
And if you are tired, just float around!!!
Can see/laugh/drool/criticised at people...
Cos all they have is a piece of elastic cloth over their body, you can see their body, flaws and all...
No wonder many of my friends very scared to go swimming...
Easy lar, just hide under the water all the time...
Or take a huge float with you to shield your body from unwanted attention...
You know, the kind which goes round your waist, so that nobody can guess how thick it is...
Teeheehee...

Ok enough...
It was a Monday holiday, 2/5/05...
Cos Sunday was Labour day, thus people feel bu shuang that the holiday landed on a day where they don't have to work, therefore the following Monday becomes the holiday!!!

I tell you, YZ can be a fortune teller when he grows up...
Ok, he has grown enough, so it will be: when he finish school...
Cos he predicted that it will be damn crowded on Monday...
And Voila!!!
His prediction came true!!!
At around 1pm, one and a half hours before opening time, there were many people queuing aready...
So we thought, "aiyah, very hot here, don't want to line up, go somewhere cooler..."
Then at 2.20pm, when we decided to started queuing...
(0_0;)
(>~<;)
(@_@;)/
*eyes opens big*
*close eyes again*
*open eyes very very very big*-----> very hard for me leh, cos my eyes very small in the first place...

WOAH!!!
I thought National Day Parade was being pushed ahead schedule...
It was .....
( Can't find any words to describe at this moment... )
Just think: NDP, Sardines pack in a can, Bomb shelter during war...
You get the idea...

So me and YZ waited for the crowds to disperse...
We waited for 30 minutes, no change in size of the crowd...
So we head to the back of the queue, with the intentions of queuing, only to find that we could not see the end of it...
So, heck care, we CUT...
Yes OMG, we CUT!!!
Don't scold me, I feel very bad aready...

When we finally made it in, after much pushing and more cutting, it was quite crowded...
This means a lot, cos we were quite in front of the entire queue...
Lesson Learnt: Never go swimming during public holidays...

But anyway, we had fun!!!
The wave pool was fantastic, the lazy pool was nice, the slides were exciting, the pool was inviting...
Well, if you minus away the gigantic floats that keep knocking our heads, or the feet hanging from those gigantic floats which keep finding their way into our face, or that we keep smashing/stepping/elbowing into people...

Really, they should ban those stupid floats...
I mean they are potential hazards!!!
Just imagine a 100kg man sitting on it...
It could explode, and thus seriously injuring the people nearby...
Not to mention the tramatising effect it would have on little kids...
And why must it be so freaking big!!!
It could suffocated unfortunate swimmers who happen to get smash by those floats in the face...
It nearly happened to me you know!!!
I was in the wave pool jumping up and down with the wave, when to my horror, I saw FOUR GIGANTIC FLOATS speeding towards me...
And Splak!!! I got caught in the middle...
And no matter how I turned my head, all I saw was Floats and Floats and More Floats!!!
AAAAAHHHHH!!!
Luckily, my dear YZ came to my rescue and with his qigong, separated the waters and blasted the horrible floats away to the lazy pool...
Oh my knight in shining armour...

If you really did believe the 2nd last sentence in the above paragraph, I say " Stupid lar you, YZ where got qigong, I got wings you know, I can fly out of the danger!!!"

(-___-;)

So anyway, after all that, we had to rush home cos YZ had to book in...
:'(

At the bus-stop, guess who do I see...
My ex-art-club-member-cum-schoolmate NWS!!!
Well actually I didn't see him lar, he change his hairstyle, so how do I know...
But he was standing behind YZ waiting to see when I would spot him...
Oi I have no eyes on the back of my head...
Kidding lar, actually I was facing YZ, thus facing him, yet I did not see him...
Need new specs...
But I finally saw him on the bus!!!
And he was also swimming in jurong east earlier...
But I did not see him cos everyone looked the same to me...
Messy hair, ob-biang swiming trunks, frog-looking goggles...
All of us alighted at the same stop cos WS and YZ lived in the same block...
Long time no see, no chat, no laugh with him liao...
Really missed the good old days...
And he went into poly!!!
Wow, great for him!!! Cos he used to be in ITE...
Goes to show that with hard work, anything is possible...

Have a Great Week ahead!!!

I'm messed up...

Remember the handphone of YL's which I spoilt?
Well, after YL use a hair dryer to blow dry it, it's supposed to be alright aready...
Until she charged it...
Then, KA-BOOM!!!
Fire and Smoke!!!
There goes the handphone...
Ok I lied, it didn't blow-up...
But it went dead...
So YL went to the repairman, who said that the handphone had short circuited...
Beyond Repair!!!

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

So now I have to pay for part of her new handphone!!!

This is really a bad month...

Now I pray that the new handphone which she will buy in very near future is not so expensive...
Cos I currently only have $40 in my piggy bank...
I have to borrow the rest or pay by installments...

Not only that, I also owe HY $25...
All becos of the stupid photos and the stupid movie tickets...
It's either HY or that stupid guy who prints the photos...
Cos i only ask for some of the photos, not all of them...

And then, the worst of all...
I DID NOT GET ANY LETTER FROM NUS!!!!!
.....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....
WWWWWHHHHHYYYYY?????

I got AAB you know!!!
How can you don't want me???
:'O
(>_<)

*starts pulling hair*
*starts throwing brother around*
*starts to lift computer, before realising that I would have to pay for a new one, then gently set it down...*

(-_____-;)

OK enough...
Gotta go get ready...
My family is celebrating Mother's day today...
So Must Look Happy...

(^ ~ ^)
Like that can anot??
Don't laugh I try very hard aready...
>:-