Friday, March 30, 2007

The Day Of So Many Emotions...

Today..........

Is a Day of Emotions!!!!!!!!!!


Okie, enough drama...
Actually I have no idea why...
But...
I have been experiencing a shitload of emotions/feelings/SOMEthing just a few hours ago in school...


At first I'm feeling Normal...
Nothing unusual, just the normal sleepy me in the 10am lecture...
(Actually, doesn't matter the time, I'm always sleepy in a lecture)

Some time later, I've received not one, but two remainders regarding a certain outing with certain people at a certain place doing certain things...


And then I feel Excited...
Cos it has been quite a long time since I last went to that certain place to do that certain thing...
Some more, at an discount leh...
Very very tempting...

But then...
Suddenly YL tells me she is not going...
(Cos she very tired and sleepy after pulling off yet another YL-Last-Minute-Stunts)


I felt Disappointed...


I felt Sian 50%...


But Kang was telling me:
"$10 only leh!!!"
"Got me and pok lar..."
"Got two free drinks!!!"


So I started to feel Bouncy...


Well... Bouncy lar...
You know, the kind when you can't sit still at all??


And then I felt a bit Hesitating...


A few minutes later YL sms me something...
Which I went to confirm with Kang...
And it's true...

Tummy Boy is going too!!!
(*note: For the confused... Tummy Boy is just a boy---- with a tummy...)


Now I feel Sian 200% liao...


RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!


A split second later, I felt damn Bu Shuang!!!


WAH LIAO EH!!!
Why why why why why do SOME PEOPLE!!!
Always do things like these!!!

Self Invite Themselves?!?!?!?!

-__________-;

Waharhar... Scarli he wants to join MuggerHood...

-__________-|||

I will make sure I insult him so thoroughly that he will have a phobia of everything in a skirt...


Oh, while we are at this topic...


Welcome to Averii's Life Lesson on the Ways To Reject A Person...

Here's the question...
What should you do if a person---

Whose skin is so thick, even a bee's sting couldn't penetrate through...

Whose eyes are so blind, that he couldn't see the expressions of Horror of others around him...

Whose behaviour/antics/attitudes/stuff he do are so "DUH", that he causes many people to suffer from blood vessel bursting in their eyes due to excessive eye ball rolling...

(By the way, I'm not describing myself... No way...)


Everything he does, just irritates the hell out of me...


So here's a few tips for the tongue-tied...

If he asked "Eh, can I join you guys??"

1) You are a Mean Person... Say:

"NO!!! You are Not Welcome here!!!"
"No..." *turn away and ignore him completely*
"You no friend issit?? That's why keep on irritating us..."
"WUWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA YOU MUST BE JOKING!!!"

2) You are a Not So Mean Person... Say:

"Ermm... No, this outing is only for our group of friends only..."
"No lar, it will be too awkward..."
"Too many people le... Cannot lar..."
"But we have planned everything right down to the number of people allowed to come... So really cannot afford to let you come with us..."

3) You are Not a Mean Person... Say:
(Most probably won't work)

"Hahaha... Sorry la!!! Not this time... Next time bah..."
"My friends all very shy one... So sorry cannot lar..."
"You go with your friends lar... Here you dunno so many people, later you feel uncomfortable..."
"Oh the ice cream truck is here!!!" *runs away*

4) You are a Very Mean Person Pretending to be Nice... Say:

"Eheheheh... Why don't you ask WS??"


Don't!!!
Don't ask me why I feel this way...

I'll be too overwhelmed and start maiming everything on sight...


Think I digress too much...
Anyway...

The rain was pouring hard and fast...
It was very cold and windy...
And gloomy as well...
I hate rain... Especially when I'm not at home...


So like the rain, I felt Gloomy...


Kang still tried to persuade me to go...
So I asked him to come to engin to eat with me and than I shall consider whether I should go during lunch...
But he very lazy... Refuses to leave Science Fac...
Well, it was raining... But...

You scared of a little rain for what!!!
Take bus won't so wet one lar!!!


I felt Exasperated...


Combined with what I've felt above...


I felt @#%#$&$!^#$%#@^%^#$&...


I felt like a Mess!!!


So many feelings and emotion all jumbled up...

Like a Bubble about to burst!!!!!

So I decided to rid myself of all these burden!!!
By not going...
Har har anti-climax...


After that, I started to do my maths tutorial and felt like Shit...
A few minutes later, I started to get Stressed...
After which I felt Tired...
I felt Stupid...


The whole emotions run again...


P/s:
Oh, another contributing reason, could be due to Little Red's Fault...
You arh!!!
Always come and whacked everything up...

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Saturday, March 24, 2007

Limp Bizkit


Just recently gotten my hands on some of their songs...

Ya, I know it's a bit to late to start listening now, since their last album was in 2003...

But I am a slow-developer cannot arh??


Anyway...


I like some of their songs, especially Rollin', My Generation, Behind Blue Eyes, Take A Look Around (MI2 soundtrack), Nookie and Break Stuff...


Metal, Rap, Great Drums and Beat...

It's Fantastic!!!


And Woah!!!
There are alot of vulgarities in some of those songs!!!


Out of *ahem* curiosity, I went to count them...

(Of course not listen and manually count lar, I went to this
lyrics website and use Crt+F...)

There is an Amazing
18 F-word in the song "My Generation"...

Wahahahaha...

I hope my Mom doesn't hear that song, or she will have a heart attack...

Mom peering over my shoulder as I read through my last blog entry...


Mom: Eh... Ah girl ah, that (pointing to the The Story of The Little Frog Part 2) isn't written by you right?? You got it from somewhere right??

Me: Huh?? What, this is mine... I wrote it...

Mom: Hah?! You can write poems?! *looks in disbelief*

Me: This is not a poem lar, it is a story!!! But I can write a poem too...

Mom: Huh?! You can write stories?!

Me: Yeah!!! And write poems too!!! I got published a few lar, but not all... There's a lot more I haven't show to the world leh...

Mom: Really?! *still look disbelieving*


Wah liao eh Mom...
You think all I do all day is to punch the calculator arh??

Thursday, March 22, 2007

The Story of The Little Frog Part 2

Part 1 is here...


Days passed since the little frog lost its legs...
Gone is the sorrow...
So is his care...

His friends had came and consoled they had tried...
So many long talks...
All the advices...

Slowly it took quite a little while...
Wide is his smile...
Sad is his eyes...

He agreed and assured all of his friends...
That mistakes he incurred...
Will not be made twice...

His friends sighed and wiped the sweat from their brows...
"Good good" they have said...
"Let us worry not again!"

All of them thought it was over finally...
That the little frog...
Has sort his thoughts...

And all was good and happy and nice...
But little frog thought...
"Am I really free?"

But alas, it passes so very quickly...
For one dark stormy night...
His greatest fear came...

The rain arrived, all too sudden and strange...
So bold, so fierce...
He began to shake...

The lightning strikes at some land far away...
It provided the light...
And all was exposed...

The feline was drenched and shivering with cold...
All huddled up...
Beneath the willow...

It saw the little frog, as him to it...
Even though an instant...
Clear was the view...

The cat scrutinized the little frog, long and hard...
"Come to me, little frog"
"I need some warmth"

He trembled, not from the cold, nor from the fright...
But mesmerised...
As he had before...

As though by a spell, the little frog came towards it...
Unable to help himself...
He just went...

The cat narrowed its eyes and bares its teeth...
All too sudden...
Was the attack...

.
.
.


Red, deep red, spilled all over the ground...
Into the water...
All without a sound...

When dawn came, and clear was the sky...
Horror was what...
The others have found...

Sheding their tears, they wept and they cried...
"Why little frog??"
"Why??"

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Hey It's Early!!!

Mom and I have an agreement...

Mom: You everytime play computer play until so late... Now your eye all dark rings liao... Not pretty le...

Me: I where got so late!!! 2+++++am only mah... And I don't have dark eye rings lar!!!

Mom: Got lar... You see properly first... Don't play computer liao lar...

Me: *whines* But I want... I errrmmm need to destress!!!

Mom: Then why can't you sleep early at 11pm, then wake up at 6am to play computer instead???

Me: What?!?!?! Wake up at 6am!?!?!? So early... It is... It is... Hey, I think can leh... Same number of hours slept...


So here am I... Waking up before the sun is fully up...

Yawn...

It is still in its experimental stage lar... Wonder if it will really work...


p/s:
Nilnuj korkor!!!
I still cannot download those photos from your camera!!!
I already got those from Kang cam liao... Just not yours...

Yousendit.com sucks lar...
*smacks head*

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Stayover in School Again!!!

Omg, I cannot believe it...

After the last time the MuggerHooders tried to mug 24hr in school... We end up concussing...

And now, I'm doing it again!!!

It was all impromto...


How did I get con trick persuaded into this??

Well it all started one Friday night...


YL and YT were feverish trying to complete their term paper and submitting it online before the deadline, which is 11.59pm On The Dot!!!
Super Kan Cheong leh!!!

There were four of us, me, YL, Kang and YT in the library...
At about 9.45pm, the music in the library started to play liao, so we have to leave...
YL very blur, she cannot remember how many books she have returned liao, so I have to go upstairs to level 6 to check got any books left on the table...
Wah, when I reached there, the whole of level 6 was pitch dark!!!

I stepped inside...

Suddenly!!!

Towards my left, a DARK FIGURE MOVED!!!

I got started... The library man also got started... Hahahahahhahahahaa...

Man: Close already... Level 6 close...

Me: Errm... Did you see any library books on the table??

Man: No, I dunno, level 6 close already...

Me: Can I go and look around for a while?? Very fast one...

Man: But no lights...

Me: I got Torchlight!!! *whips out my hanphone with a torchlight function*

Man: Ohhh... Got torchlight den can, otherwise cannot see!!!

Well... I found a few books, but none are those that YL has borrowed...
Sigh...

After that, all of us went outside to the study bench...

YL and YT super super stressed...
So stressed that I decided to accompany them, help them buy some drinks (all of us except Kang haven't had dinner yet) and try to help abit...
(Althought not very useful, how can an Engin student help Art people??? Essay leh!!!)

Both of them were complaining and nearing pulling their hair out when 11.59pm draws near...
Should have brought a camera, then let you all see their messed-up hair... Heeheehee... Whoops...
Not only that, I have also realised that when girls gets stressed, they get EXTRA noisy...
REally!!!

Wah piang, especially that YT hor, damn unnatural leh!!!
Her usual 130dB voice is raised to 150dB, and the frequency doubled...
I was trying to help YL to think of a conclusion for the essay, but my brain got fried by YT unnatural voicebox...

YT: Oh NOOOO!!! I'm going to mark for Plagiarism... I didn't reference... I'm going to get mark for Plagiarism...
(She said that at least five times...)

Me: Eh YT, can quiet abit or not?? I cannot think with the noise lar!!!

YT: But I'm going ot get mark for Plagiarism... I didn't reference...

Me: Oei!!! Shuddup lar... Shhhhhhhhhh!!!

YT: Oh okie... I shouldn't talk... This is not the right time for me to talk... I will not talk... I shouldn't talk... Blah blah blah...

Me: YOu Are Still Talking Lar!!!

WAH LIAO!!!

Somebody go and Staple her Mouth can?!?!?

Either that or Staple my ears... I cannot tahan liao...
I Super Sensitive to sounds okie?!?!


YL quite lucky that night...
Cos she submitted her term paper with just 10 seconds to spare I think...
Wah, phew!!! Lucky got Kang and YT help her with the reference...

And I thought you can only find heart-stopping moments only in Life and Death situations...

But by that time... I was already midnight... All the last buses and last trains are gone!!!
Arg!!! I'm stuck in school!!!

I have a few options:
1) Take Cab Home, but I no money leh...
2) Walk Home, but I not crazy leh...
3) Stayover in School, but I no money to eat dinner leh...
(All I have left is just 10cents... Don't you guys wonder why you never see me in canteen this week??)

In the end, YL solve my Dilemma by treating me to some Prata Dinner!!!
Thanks YL!!! Wuwhahahahaha!!!

So I ate 4 pratas... Initially wanted to order 5, but YL looked at me with her big eyes and say "You siao issit?? Later you cannot finish!!!"

Please... Don't underestimate my ability to eat!!!
When I'm hungry, I'm like a tiger...
I go by my instinct...
So both me and my stomach were Growling by than...

Errm... I didn't do anything damaging or stupid at that time, did I??

The Prata at Fong Seng very very nice!!! I like their curry!!!
Heck I loved all curries!!!
*Licks lips*

(Heeheehee... Cue the music "Kopi-Kang~")

After the very yummy dinner, the four of us head back to Engin...
There we tried to find a suitable and comfortable place to do our mugging/sleeping...

But while the girls were still in the Toilet, me and Kang decided to scare them by running to the staircase and hiding in there...
Wah even behind the closed door, I can still hear their voices in the toilet lor!!!

Wait... Wait... Wait...

Still talking...

WAit... WAit... WAit some more...

Still talking...

WAit... WAit... WAit--- Oh here they come!!!

Listening to them talking and trying to find us is very funnie!!! I keep laughing!!! Hahahahahaaa...
Once, I think they saw somebody (Or someTHING) that looks like me and YT goes "EH, no need to hide liao lar!!! We can see yo already!!!"...

A few seconds later, YL exclaimed with a quiver in her voice "Eh!!! I think that one not WS leh!!! Not WS!!!"...

WUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Okie, should stop scaring girls...


But after a while, the two of them left... So me and Kang crept out and wonder where they have gone...
Now our turn to search liao...
In the end, we found them at EA 1st level...
Initially wanted to ask them to go 2nd level where we were at, but after listening to them talking and laughing, we decided to leave them alone...

Cos we want to mug, but cannot concentrate with them around...
We walked to a bench further away, where their voices are muffled...
And Continue Mugging!!!

Mug.. Mug.. Mug... All through the night...
Until the bloody mosquito come and disturb me...

And that Kang got a lot of studying positions...
One of them looks like this:



I dunno how he managed to study, but he did...

The two girls located us upstairs later...
And they continue their talking and laughing...

And then... Some time later...

"I wonder if you know
How they live in Tokyo
If you see me then you mean it
Then you know you have to go
Fast and furious (Drift, Drift, Drift)
Fast and furious (Drift, Drift, Drift)"


WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why suddenly got loud music!!! And the song is from the damn irritating Fast&Furious soundtrack... By some group who called themselves a certain type of Japanese Food...

Oh ya, it's the TERIYAKI BOYZ... Damn...

Cannot tahan liao... Really cannot take it anymore...


A while later, Kang went downstairs to borrow the laptop so that he can do his reading assignment or something...
But YT was watching youtube... No wonder she's laughing...

YL I think sleeping... She has gone through more then 24 hours without sleep... Aiyo...
Next time don't so last minute lar...

Hmmm... How in the world did she managed to sleep anyway...

So Kang went to E2 com lab to try his luck, in case it is open...
And it was!!! Lucky!!!

A few minutes later, I'm done with my mugging of stupid Fluids, so I went upstairs to join him too since there is nothing to do...
Only one room is available, becos the com lab closes at 12midnight, nobody can access it from outside after that...
But if there's people still inside it past the time, they can open the door for you from inside!!! So very lucky, got people using the com on that day!!!

Whahahahahaha!!!

I tried to play Runescape...
But the connection sibeh lousy... For every step my Character took, the computer have to load so slowly...
Either that, or it's connection lost, and have to reconnect again...
What the...

I gave up after playing for a while, disturb Kang abit before going to sleep...
But cannot fall asleep!!! Arg...
Only sleep abit, then wake up, then sleep again, then wake up!!!

At about 5+am, all bleary eye from the lack of sleep, Kang told me that YT and YL left liao...
Huh?? So early?!?!
I know you guys got something on at 9am lar, but you don't need 4 hours to get to and fro lar!!!

Sianz, so I reply back and sleep again...


Finally Kang finished his assignment and we went home...

I slept from 9am-2.30pm, and 5pm-8pm after that...
Shiok!!!

So now cannot sleep le!!! -___-;

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Friday, March 16, 2007

Classical ROCK!!!

I love Rock Music...

They ROCK!!!

Here's a new twist to classical music...

Enjoy!!!


Canon in D Rock #1



Canon in D Rock #2 (You can see how the fingers fly in this)



Turkish March Rock

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

麻坡的華語

Iv send this youtube to me...

Kinda funnie... Har har har...


Saturday, March 10, 2007

Mole and Freckle












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Friday, March 09, 2007

Are You a Mole or a Freckle??

Mole: I'm a Mole!!! *squeaks*

Freckle: I'm a Freckle!!! *squeak* *squeak*

Mole & Freckle: Ha ha ha ha ha !!!

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Monday, March 05, 2007

I got my hands on the Com!!!

Finally!!!
Managed to wrestle it out of my brother's hand...

Hahaha... Sorry, being "busy" these few days...
Apart from the usual mugging mugging and more mugging, me and my brother have also being engaging in "extra curriculum activities"...

Okie, I know I should be studying during the weekend...
Thus I shall repent and do my ECA on weekdays instead... Hee..

Ok just kidding... I'm seriously losing my 7th sense : Humour...

Several things have happened on Friday (2/3/07) and I'm dying to say it out here!!!

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Something Annoying in lecture...

There are some things that make me annoyed...
Not because they happened in the lecture hall lar, but on a general case...
(Actually, I'm guilty of making several people irritated with my never-stopping mouth, but that's besides the point...)

The point is...

I hate it when people, especially Girls (because majority of the offenders are female) laugh... No I mean Giggle Over Nothing!!!

If somebody or yourself said a joke, or said something lame, or maybe trying to do/say/act something that suggest that it was suppose to be funny, maybe laughing or giggling was okay, and appropriate in these situations...

But if there was nothing to be funny about, then What the Hell are You Giggling About?!?!?!?!


This happens to me one suay Friday morning, during Maths lecture...

Me and Yenl were sitting in front of a girl with a super irritating voice...

Even with that irritating voice I can still tahan, cos it is not her fault that her vocal cords were made this way (unless she is trying to act cute, then that is Unforgivable)...

But it was the way she was Giggling in that Super Irritating Loud Voice of hers over Absolutely Nothing!!!

She and a guy were talking to each other, pretty loud lar, cos me and Yenl can still hear them without trouble...

Guy: Blah blah blah... (irrelevant stuff)

Girl: Today I eat a Fish!!! Hahahahahahahaaaa!!!

What the Fck is so funny about eating a freaking fish!?!?!??!

Wah piang, if the guy or girl had said a joke that is funny, maybe me and Yenl can understand over her laughter...
We may even laugh along with her if it was funny enough (lecture too boring lar)...

But there NOTHING!!! Nothing remotely funny about the above sentence (and many more before and after that)!!!

That is not even the worse part...
The girl was Giggling after EVERY sentence she made!!!

Girl: Today I eat a fish... Hahahahahhahahaaaa!!!

Guy: Blah blah blah...

Girl: No, it should be that way... Hahahahhaa...

Guy: Blah blah blah...

Girl: Yadda yadda... Hahahaa...

Guy: Blah blah bah...

Girl: Yadda yadda... Hahahahhaa...

It was so annoying that the otherwise peaceful Yenl was making stabbing motions with her hands...

Please!!! If there is nothing funny to laugh about, then don't!!!
You are making yourself look stupid!!!
And girls!!! Stop all that insane giggling, you are making the rest of us look like bimbos...
Damn it...

__________

JAM ALOUD!!!

A Rock Band Competition!!!

It was quite impromptu for me, cos I only knew about it on the last day of the competition, where the final 5 group were left...
Ah nick told me cos Gilbert's friend is in it, so we go and "support"...

There's a small crowd at the Forum by the time we arrived...
Some of the bands are from halls, so they have a lot of supporters...
(While the rest have a miserable few...)

Black Star is the name of the band doing the opening act...
Not bad, their original song was good... And their performance of other songs are heavy enough to be a rock band...
I Like!!!
Although I'm going deaf liao, after their first song...

Sponge is the group where Gilbert's friend is in...
They played two of their original songs, which are less heavy in my opinion when compared to Black Star...
But I like the second song... Not bad eh...
Their lead singer was quite entertaining... Can talk cock with the MC...
And the second lead singer was pretty cute...

The Identified is the second group...
Okay okay only lar...
The lead singer got a strong voice... And I like the way they play the second song...
But on the whole, the band didn't leave much of an impression...

The ConMan, is so far, the BEST, according to my opinion...
The female singer is damn good!!! So is the male singer... Very powerful voice...
I loved their original song!!! It is very very very Good!!! Wow!!!
I loved them playing the second song too "Play the Funky Music"...
Damn nice... And the leader is pretty witty and funny too...

Die Mic Stand was a very good band too...
Although their original song was okay okay only, I loved the way they did the second song "I Will Survive"...
It was very good!!! I suddenly like that song... Hahahahaa...
The female singer was very good, soild vocal cords that is edgy enough for a rock band!!!
Complete with the "rrrrrr" in the voice... Wicked!!!

Peroxide is the last band to perform...
The first song was not bad... But I don't really like the second song lar... Abit not to my taste...
And the female singer very extra lor... Dunno can sing or not, only do some "wooowooo" sound and screaming some lyrics into the mike, that's all... The 3rd and 4th band's female singer way wayyyy better...
The leader was quite charming to the audience, always joking... But somehow, I think that he lack the "Mo Qi" or I dunno... How do you call it?? Not in tune with the second singer??

Anyway, I left before the winner was announce...
My ears could take it no more...

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Insects Galore!!!

What is the matter with insects anyway...

How come they all like to come near me?!?!

***
In Malaysia, there was once upon a time at night...
I was sleeping so peacefully...
ZzzzZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzZZZzzzzz...

When suddenly!!!
Something small... Something that moves fast... Something that has many legs!!!
Crawled up to my face!!!

It was a COCKROACH!!!

That bloody thing went to the corner of my mouth and gave me a Kiss ala sleeping beauty style...

Arrrrgggghhhhh GROSS!!!

But I was too sleepy to care (no one must disturb my sleep!!!) so I just brushed it away...
Heard from my mom the next morning that is tried to disturb my grandmother too, only that it got killed by her crushing fist of fury...

***
And then a few years later, still in Malaysia (in fact, it just happened a few weeks ago during the CNY trip)...
I was diligently doing my mugging at a table...

"Ploped"

Something dropped to my head...
I had a feeling that it is not a harmless plaster from the ceiling...
I brushed my hand on my head...

"Ploped"

Something dropped to the table...

It. Was. A. Baby. LIZARD!!!

ROOOOAAARRRR!!!

NOThing disturbs me hair without suffering!!!

I gather everything I can get in my hand and Whacked the stupid lizard...
It still managed to escape to the chair wor...
I Whacked it again...
It dropped to the leg of the chair...

This time I turned to get the newspaper and rolled it up tightly...
But when I got back, the baby lizard disappear liao...
-___-;

Come to think of it, the baby lizard looks quite cute leh...

***
Back to the Friday incident...

I was happily doing my tutorials on my bed, unaware of the danger that surrounds me...

The attack was lauched too quickly at me...
So quickly that I barely have enough time to ducked out of harm's way...

The Bloody Cockroach...
Flew to my bolster...
Landed on my knees...
Before being slapped away by my hand and flew to the window...

Which I slammed shut with all my might...
(After screaming like a mad woman)

But a few hours later, my brother opened the window to let the air in as we are about to go to sleep...

The stupid cockroach went back in again!!!

WTF!!!

It travelled across the room, flying here and there!!!
My brother chased it out of the room and was about to smashed it into the tissue paper he held in his hand...

But...

The cockroach escape into my Aunt's room instead...

Opps...

Since our Aunt is asleep... Errr... It isn't nice to disturb other people when they are sleeping...

__________


This is not the best time to be addicted to MMORPG...

(-__-;)

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Friday, March 02, 2007

All these Mugging...

Is Not Good For My Sense of Humour!!!

In fact, I've just realised that, during the past few weeks where I have been feverish mugging (for who knows what reason), the amount of frequency of me laughing is decreasing at an alarming speed!!!

I am becoming a Chao Mugger!!!

Not only that, I have started to become more vulgar and bad-tempered!!!
Not to mentioned more evil thoughts...

Imagine these--


Scenerio #1
Me walking along a busy street, suddenly two little kid runs past me screaming and laughing crazily as he chases his friend...

Normal Me: Wah, so fun!!! Can run about freely without any cares...

Mugger Me: SCREAM WHAT SCREAM?!?! What The Hell Are You Screaming for?!?!?!?


Scenerio #2
The bus travels slowly down the road... The wind picks up speed and swirls around my head, lifting my hair up and caressing my face...

Normal Me: Mmmmmnnnn... Nice!!! *Turns towards the wind*

Mugger Me: Arrrgggg there's hair in my mouth!!! There's hair in my eye!!! There's hair everywhere!!! And why is the bus moving so slow!!!!!


Scenerio #3
Something funny/quirky/strange/interesting/stupid/annoying/amusing etc happened today...

Normal Me: Wahahahaa... I must blog about it!!!

Mugger Me: I... Zzzzzzzzzzzz...


See?!?! See?!!? What has mugging done to me!!!
I Dunch Want Mug!!!

But... If I don't mug, I risked (90% chance) of getting a even lower grade than the one I got during my second semester (Which is very low, trust me)...
(The other 7% is that I will get a slightly lower grade but not as low as That, another 2.99% is that I continue to maintain my grades, while the last 0.01% is that I improved instead... Hey... Miracles do happen, so maybe when I'm in my most dire state, my brain may suddenly decided to wake up...)

Not only do I get stressed more easily, I lost my temper, started cursing, messy hairdo, gets oily hair, oily face, gets shorter, feet gets bigger, voice gets coarser... You get the main idea...

Oh man... I have to do something to alleviate those side effects of mugging...

Hmmmmm...

Let's brainstorm for a while here...


Eat More Chocolate
Pro:
Can feel very shiok...
Can wake me up...
Con:
Only temporary...
Gains weight... Now that is terrible!!! Tellliiiballl!!!
Good Chocs are expensive... I barely have enough to cover my social life...


Watch TV/Youtube of Funny Shows
Pro:
Can make me laugh and increase my Laugh Count...
Can make me relax...
Con:
Waste my time, cos I tend to get addicted to those easily...
Less sleep time for me, cos the only free time I have is at night...
Corrupt my brain and waste the limited amount of precious storage area...


Hobbies!!! Drawing, listening to music, writing stories, making crafts~
Pro:
I can relax and do those things that I like!!!
Can have a sense of achievement every time I completed something!!!
Con:
You think I so free meh??
Currently don't have the inspiration nor energy nor mood to do such things...
No materials...


Blog to Complain about what I'm Complaining Now
Pro:
Can get these burdens off my chest...
Can practice typing fast, so for the next term paper maybe only need one day hahahaa...
Con:
Complain liao also no use, cos the problem still exist...
My fingers cramped liao...
Mom always complain that I waste electricity...


Solve the Problem instead of Whining
Pro:
Getting rid of problems is a good thing!!!
Can have one less thing to worry about...
Con:
But I don't even know how to solve the problem...
Hell, I don't even know what exactly is my problem!!!
...


Drop out of NUS and go work as a Freelance Comic Artist while studying in NAFA


Okie, forget it...
Maybe I should go try all five and record their effects before writing the report and the conclusion...
Heyyy... That sounds too much like school work!!!

Gargg!!!
I think I am really suffering from SMS!!!

(Read here for more information about this relatively unknown disease...)



There should be a Mugging-Free Day in Singapore...

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Thursday, March 01, 2007

All the Rush...

It has been a hectic few days for me...

Three tests!!!
One term paper!!!
Within the span of two days!!!


On the day of the Me2101 exam, I was running late...

So kan cheong was I that I grab my breakfast and gobbled it up while running to the bus-stop...
And I choke on my bread as a result...
Some more the hotdog in my bread was pepper-flavoured...
Yeow!!!

I was quite lucky for my bus arrived soon...
And I arrived at the bus-stop with only 5 minutes to spare!!!


The route in purple is the route I have covered within 5 minutes...
I was half walking and running like crazy!!!
All the while carrying the Super Heavy Me2101 textbook!!!
Wah!!! My arms are breaking!!!

Very lucky, cos I entered the exam hall when everyone else has already entered...
Drenched with sweat from head to toe...

I was in such a Nervous and Panicking state that my hands couldn't stop shaking even 15 minutes into the exam...
(Or maybe it is due to the very Heavy textbook I was lugging)

Heng the paper wasn't very difficult...
But that would mean all my mugging till 2am was for nothing!!!
(Cos the exam was 50% of the final grade!!!)
The hard topics didn't come out!!!
...


For my Ma3501 paper...

I kinda screwed it up...

Actually the paper wasn't very hard, but I couldn't answer 2 questions out of 7...
But apparently, many others could...
Arggg...

And the most @#%$@#^ thing was that I could solve one of them!!!
But not during the exam!!!

WTH...


The next day was Me2142 test...

And I Was Late!!!

!%$^$@#^$%$@!$*^%

To think I have left my house early for once!!!

Stupid bus!!!
So bloody late then come!!!
Stops at every stop even though nobody alights nor flag it down!!!
Kena hold up by every red lights possible!!!
Crawl so slow!!! Even scooters can run faster!!! Almost all the vehicles drove pass it!!!

AARRRGGGGHHHHH

5 minutes gone...

I can still finish the paper lar...
And I thought I only didn't know how to do 1 question only...
Turns out that there are 2 more, all careless mistakes...
Hope I wouldn't discover more...
(Arg, but this paper got negative marking leh!!! 3 question wrong means 1 extra mark is being deducted!!!)


My Term Paper...
"Is the holy loved by the gods because it is holy, or is it holy because it is loved by the gods?" (Euthyphro, 10A).

Arrrrr...

Spent TWO Nights, literally, you know, the period of the day when the sky is still dark??
Oh wait, it is not night, maybe I should call it "Spent 2 nights and 2 pre-dawns"...

I don' want to put my entire essay out here in case you guys fall asleep and bang your head on the keyboard...
(And then sue me for that)

But here is the gist (for those who wants to know):

Even if those gods did not contradict each other, it is an irony, because the very fact that all of them are omnipotent makes none of them all-powerful at all.

Some more snippets:

Can gods be gods not because of their omnipotent-ness, but because they have the power that is far beyond us but these power are not as almighty as being omnipotent?



Geez... I hope I don't get a fail for this...