What the?!?!?!

What?!!?!
I'm not supposed to place my bids for HR2002 in round 1A?!?!?!?

WTH???? ARGGGGGG WRONG DAY!!!

S%W^N#%YREY#W%HW%F#@R#@!$WTF!@#NB12#$@~

And to think I didn't work today for this...
One less day of income...

And tomorrow is the round for me to place those bids...
But I am WORKING!!!

DAMN!!!
I hope the slot I want is cheap...

But I doubt it...

The Impossible Quiz

What the...
#@%#$#$^@$^$&#$ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To understand why am I behaving like this...
Play the Impossible Quiz...
Do it with an Open Mind...

Impossible, No...
Infuriating, Most Certainly!!!

The Impossible Quiz

Hope you enjoy it!!!
I can only managed up to the 65th question...

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The Brick Testament

Great website for people having a hard time trying to understand the bible, or staying awake to go through it...



Legos!!!
It is quite interesting to see how they managed to re-enact the bible using those...




There's even a rating guide...
Hahaha!!!
N = nudity, for legos?!?!

Click here to check it out...

Funny Signs

Got this in an email...

Why other countries seemed to have more sense of humour??



That's great news, isn't it??
Now they die early...


How about Mrs Toskana??
Got all your assets??


Or hire more cleaners...


Animals are our first priority!!!
But don't worry, your safety is next...


What do you think they actually tell the dogs??
"You can excrete waste anywhere you want. Gives your owner something to do."


Unless you have none either...


But we are helping our country to alleviate the greying population...
Sigh...
Nationalism or Religion??


Free entertainment also don't want...


=-p

..........

Dated July 11th and 16th

Five posts...

I raise my eyebrows...

You misjudge the entire thing once again...

It is not no point...
You make that conclusion, but base on what??
All you did is to heap insults after insults on me, which usually consists of "You are so childish" x 5...

The only thing you said that ever made sense was my childishness...
And maybe you are right...
My behaviour was that, but my thinking was not......

But, that doesn't mean that:
1) I do not think before I write
2) I think anybody who disagrees with me is wrong
3) I haphazardly made up reasons or conclusions (unless I'm joking)


Let's make it clear once and for all...


When I first wrote that post, which consist of a line that made you furious enough...
I was writing it as if I was talking to you, as a friend at that point in time...
If you still do not know, that's how I talk to my friends...

Jokingly, Sarcastically, Teasingly, Direct, with exaggerated facial expressions and tones...
Etc...
You think it's childish?? But that's me...

You used to be able to handle it...
I never thought you would get so upset over a single freaking line now...
You attacked me, you started to scold me, accused me of things, insulting my character...

I guess I didn't know you very well at all...
That, or you have changed so much, now that the conditions are different...

I got angry...
You choose to believe in the worse side of it...
Hence I retaliate...


And I'm ending this entire thing now...



--The End--

Here I shall be more clear...

Before anybody misinterpret or anything for the previous two posts again...

Tell me, will you feel as I did when you encounter these stupid people...



***

Extreme Case:

Man and woman came towards me and ask me something about the company's product, BUT in a very I-am-superior-then-thou voice...

Man: (demanded) What is this??

Me: Oh, this is a credit card blah blah blah...

Woman: Got limit anot??

Me: (Trying to recall) Hmmm... I not really that sure, but I c---

Man: (cuts in loudly before I can say any further) If you dunno then ask lar!!! Wah liao eh!!!

Woman: Ya lor, go and ask lar!!!

Me: (reply stiffly at the rude answer) Please wait awhile...

I walked towards the Big Boss...

Me: Boss, got limit to this credit card anot??

Big Boss: Oh, this one has no limit, this is just a credit card for petrol only mah...

Me: Okie...

I walked back towards rude couple and tell them the answer...

Man: (nearly shouts) WHERE got such thing one?!?!

Me: Got... My boss said that... He says that this is a petrol---

Man: (cuts in very rudely again) RUBBISH!!! You dunno anything!!! Where got no limit!!!

Me: (in a harsher tone) Yes, my boss said---

Man: (cuts in again, while waving his hand) No such thing!!!

The couple then turned and walked away while mumbling, probably complaining about me...

F%&#ing rude people... Hope their car explodes...


***

Bad Case:

Two aunties came towards me...

Auntie 1: What is this?? Got free gift??

Me: Oh ya, we have this promotion here such that blah blah blah...

Auntie 2: Aiyo!!! I have already!!!

Auntie 1: You have meh??

Auntie 2: Ya lar!!! That time I have!!! But I cancel liao... _______ (my company name) cheat people one lor!!!

Me: Errrmm... No lar, maybe you got it wrong??

Auntie 2: (very loudly) Wrong?!?! No lor!!! Cheat people one lor!!!

Me: How did they cheat you??

Auntie 2: Like that lor!!! Everytime I go blah blah blah, they say got the blah blah blah, but when I got check hor, they take away everything lor!!! Then I left nothing!!!

Me: (understands the problem) Ohhh... No lar, it is because you have to blah blah blah...

Auntie 2: No lor... You dunno meh?? Always like that one lor...

Auntie 1: Aiyah, is always like that one lar...

Auntie 2: (gesture at my face) Everytime like that... IGNORE lar!!!

Both aunties glared at me as if it was my fault before they walked away, leaving me hanging there...


***

Middle Case :

Talking to a old man, who looks interested...

Me: Hello!!! Right now we have blah blah blah...

Old Man: I got this... Got already...

Me: Oh, is it same as this picture???

Old Man: (digging out his wallet) Wait... It is this!!! From your company one!!!

Me take a look at the thing he showed me... It is very obviously different from the one in the picture...

Me: No wait, you look, it is different...

Old Man: What different!!! It is the same!!!

Me: Nono, it is different... Your one was blah blah blah...

Old Man: Same lar!!! Don't lie to me!!!

Me: No it is not, your one was from another blah blah blah...

Old Man: What!!! No, it is the same!!! You dunno anything one...

Me: Look, does yours have blah blah blah???

Old Man: No...

Me: Nah, see?? It is different because ours have blah blah blah...

Old Man: (shakes head) No... Don't want, don't want...

Old man walks away...


***

Mild Case:

A group of man approach me and ask for directions...

Man: (in an accent) How to go... Fajsf asd asdkr??

Me: Huh?? What??

Man: Go... To that... Dasf dsfa lasdkf...

Me: Go to where?? Can say again??

Man: Tsk!!! That _______!!!

Me: Oh!! Errm... I dunno how to go leh...

Man: How... Why you dunno??

Me: (nervous laughter) Err haha, I don't live here mah...

Man: You work!!! Here!!! You dunno?!?!

Me: No lar, sorry lar...

Man: (gesturing) Dunno dunno!!! *complain to friends in their mother tongue*

Me: ...


***

Irritating Case:

A strange man very rudely and suddenly thrust up the application form to me...

Me: Huh?? You want to sign up har??

Man: (stare at me rudely and shouts) Then?!?!!!

Me: ... Ok, let me check and then I---

Man: (cuts in rudely) Check what!!!

Me: Check for... Something...

I stop talking because he doesn't seems to be listening, and proceed to check his form...

Me: You didn't write the bank account number...

Man: (shouts) WHAT!!!

Me: (in a louder tone, in case he is deaf) You didn't write your bank account number...

Man: (slapping his form) Like that lor!!!

Me: Ya, but...

Man: This is ______!!! (shouts my company name)

Me: Ya, I know... But I need your bank account number before I can apply for you...

Man: _______ (my company name) no need!!! No need!!!

Me: Need, no bank account cannot apply, cos need to deduct money from it...

Man: _______ (my company name) no need!!!

Me: (losing it a little) Need!!!

Man was silence for a while...

Me: I can only help you to apply for the _______ (another thing), but not for that ________ (my company name)...

Man sneer at me and mumbled something inaudible before walking away...

Friend 1: Wah!!! That man looks like he is going to beat you up like that!!!

Friend 2: Wah piang eh!!!


***


Incidents ranging from the extreme to mild to downright irritating...
There are so many others, but basically, the above just summarised the rest...
Rudeness is the common feature among all of them...


Do I sound mild now when I vent my anger in that post??


I meet so many f^&*%$^ idiotic/stupid/moron/pig-headed/rude/crazy people, you tell me how not to get angry?!?!?

(-___-|||)


Thank goodness for those friends who worked with me...
They really made my day...
Otherwise, I'll most probably go crazy...


This is my formula, to keep myself sane:

Look at the big picture, and you will come to realise that it is nothing but a small matter...

Maybe I should clarify some doubts and assumptions regarding the previous post...


1)
There seems to be an assumption that I'm talking to many people at once or to a specific group of people...

Errm... The answer is no...


2)
Therte's also the assumption these people are my friends or someone I know...

Or at least, assuming these people are of great importance to me...

Nope, sorry, they are not...

So there's nobody to lose...
And I will be glad not to see any of those types again...


3)
I find it highly improbable that any of it could be a misunderstanding...


...


Anyway, let me refresh your memory again lar:
1) I don't mince my words...
2) I am prone to speaking my mind...


It is mostly their fault...
Why am I so sure??
If only you could be there to witness all of those situations...
They should be glad I didn't lose my head and screamed at them...
(Some of my friends said that some of these people are crazy... Then maybe it isn't their fault...)


"...think about what you all are doing first before talking abt others..."
"you all shld think abt it..."

Hmmm... Let me try to comprehend your above statement...

Answer:
I should analyse my actions and decide whether it is justifiable for me to voice out my opinions and feelings, favourable or not, about the person/people in question, regardless of their actions...

Is it correct??
Because I cannot find any other version...

But why do you keep asking people to think, think, think (!!!) about what they are doing before they start talking about others???

Since when do I (or anybody else) need to think so much before we start to talk/complain/bitch about others???
Especially when those "others" are people who are of no importance in your life...

It would be very tiring and super restrictive if I weren't allowed even the freedom to voiced out my opinions and feelings...
Nor the venue for me to vent my anger and frustrations on...

Anyway, normally, we are capable of examining our actions and think (subconsciously or not), before determining within the first 3 seconds whether we are "justifiable" in voicing our opinions...

***Example:

Boy was rushing to get on the MRT... Man reading newspaper, standing in the way of the Boy... Boy accidently stepped on toe of Man...

Man: Owww!!!
Boy: Sorry!!!

A few minutes later...

Man to Friend: Just now got that stupid boy run so fast and step on my toe... Very painful leh, I bet he weighs 80kg...

Boy to Friend: Wah liao eh, I just missed the Mrt... Just now got that stupid Man block my way... Read newspaper can also block people way...

***Let just imagine if everybody were to think so much...***

Boy (thinking): I step on a Man's toe, making him feel such pain... If I didn't run, then I will not step on his toe... If I wasn't late, then I will not need to run... If I didn't need to go to school, then I will not be late for it... Therefore, I decided that I will not go to school!!! Thus I will be able to prevent any Man from the possible trama of me stepping on their toes!!!

Man (thinking): I block a Boy on his way to the Mrt, making him late for school... If I didn't stand in his way, I will not make him late... If I didn't read the newspaper, I will not unknowingly stand there... If I didn't have the desire to read and update myself on the world's current affair, then I will not need to read the newspaper... Hence I decided that I will not bother about the world anymore and allow myself to retreat into some remote mountains and meditate!!! So I will be able to prevent any Boy from being late to school and depriving them of education!!!

***End of Example

Abit extreme, but I was too bored...
Hahaha!!!

But if you want me to think har...
I would decide that I'm too soft on them...
So maybe I should challenge them to a duel or something...
(-___-;)


The only fault of mine, is that I should calm down and not get myself so work up...
Because these people are, afterall, insignificant...
I shouldn't get my blood pressure high because of them...
Very bad for health... Tsk tsk...
But anyway, I feel much better after venting it out on my blog...


By the way, why do you addressed it as we ALL??
('_') --??


***

Look at the big picture, and you will come to realise that it is nothing but a small matter...

Within A Few Weeks...

Within A Few Weeks...
I Encounter...

Stupid people everywhere...

Here... There...
North South East West...
You can find them all over Singapore...
Anytime of the year...
Of all ages...

Losers...
Quiters...
Intelligence challenged...


They say things which are wrong, or which totally contradict with many of their own opinions/actions/behaviour...
And when you point that out, they deny it...
They blame you, they accuse you, they sneer at you...

And when they cannot agrue over you, they quit...
Simple as that...
No backbone at all...

(Otherwise, they just repeat the whole set of speech... May I know what purpose is there??)

It is damn frustrating and irritating to talk to these kind of people...
You cannot agrue properly with them...
And then they stopped abruptly/walked away/ignore you, and the whole thing is not even resolved yet...


***

Stop Saying:

"Aiyah, is always like that one lar"
"You dunno meh?? Always like that lor, ignore lar"
"Because it is like that" "Like that lor!!!"

@!$#@%$#&$@^%@#^

None of you are in my position...
At that time, at that place, at that situation...

I despised you...
No wonder I lost my respect for any likes of you...


***

Maybe it is time to hit the anti-social road...

MTV Movie Awards Spoofs

Very Funny Spoofs!!!
Especially LOTR, Spiderman and Matrix...

Buwhahahahaaa...



1998-Armageddon



1999-Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace



2000-Sex and the City, The Matrix



2002-Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring



2002-Spiderman



2003-The Matrix Reloaded



2004-Kill Bill



2005-Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith



2006-The Da Vinci Code



2006-King Kong

..........

Dated July 6

For somebody who has decided that it is not worth its effort and time to say anything more, it is sure taking some time out to do the exact opposite...

Geez, don't you have like "work" to do or something??
That's what you are there for isn't it??

Yayaya, I know you have repeatedly stated that I am childish liao...
Come on, three full post on it already, don't you ever get tired of repeating your words??

And calling me childish is not a very good insult...
Cos I feel more amused instead...

And please, in your desperate attempt to garner votes to prove my childishness by copying my entire blog post into yours, kindly remember to do it correctly...
You did it in the wrong format (spacings and paragraphs etc)...
And you also forgot the last sentence...

"Only if that friend is worth it"

Don't mis-quote me...

What Path Do You Take In Life??

What Path Do You Take In Life?

You take the Road Less Traveled.

Who wants to go where everyone else has already gone anyway? You look for the hidden paths, ones most don't see and don't care to venture down. You go boldly and stand proud discontent with what's been put in front of you, determined to find a way perfect for you even no one else will take it with you. You live as you want and not for others, but be careful not become selfish. Others may need you and you should be there for them, especially the ones close to you. You tend to be the leader in most situations and people listen and trust you not lead them astray. Your firm in your opinions and beliefs and unwilling to change yourself to suit other people. By the same token, you can be stubborn to a fault, change isn't always a bad thing you know. Everyone changes and grows, you shouldn't try to stay exactly the same or you could be left behind. Then again, you may change frequently. Some people change to fit in, you my little non-conformist, may change to be set apart. It's great to be different, but it's also just as great to have things in common with people, even if those people are in that "crowd" you seem to have a vendetta against. Don't try to be different, just be who you are, whoever that is and you'll be unique all on your own. So make some time for people, let yourself blend into the crowd every once in awhile, you may just learn something about them and yourself you never knew before.

Take this quiz!

What Path Do You Take In Life?

You take the Beaten Path.

After all, that's what it's there for right? You are content with the options already laid out for you definitely of the "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." frame of mind. You tend to be a follower rather than a leader, but that's fine because all good leaders must first be good followers. You tend to follow the crowds living life the tried and true way, often letting others make the decisions. Just don't forget you have a mind too. Never be afraid to voice your ideas or opinions, no matter how ridiculous others may think they are. This beaten path is your comfort zone, you want and deserve company on your travels trough life as you are probably a very friendly and kind individual, always putting the needs of others before your own. That's an excellent and all too rare quality. Never lose it. But being surrounded isn't always the best. People tend to try and take charge and advantage of the fact and if you aren't careful, it'll be your life that's been taken over. Venture away from your well-traveled road and find your own away. Head down that road less-traveled and see what's there because though the path you're on may have been done before, that doesn't necessarily make it the right one for you. Step out of your comfort zone and take some risks you wouldn't normally take, make mistakes, and make some time for just you. Indulge and be a little selfish. You'll come out all the better for it.

Take this quiz!

I'm a little bit of both...

Maybe being a Gemini means having two personality as well...

..........

Dated June 29th

Aha!!!
There it goes again...

Assuming that I never think before I write and assuming that I assumed that I think before I write and assumed that in reality I did not??

Sounds confusing??

Doesn't matter anyway...
Some just don't get that I'm not a mind-reader...

*rolls eyes*


Finally it tells me "straight in the face" that it dislikes me...
It has been what, about 9 months liao...
Surely that is a very very long time for it to come to this conclusion...

Nah, the most probable reason is that there is no longer any reason for it to continue its hypocrisy...
After all, I have just told it about it itself...

Criticising me right in front of me??
Surely not, it must be mistaken...
Because as far as I am aware, I see no figure of it, imaginary or real, appearing in front of me doing the criticising...

Maybe that is its definition of "criticising in front"...
Yeah right, in front of the bloody computer...

So anyway it has decided to, as I quote, "now criticising you right in front of you"...
Ya lor, as I've said before, took it 9 months to do that eh??


By the way, it also accused me of being childish...
Yeah!!
Thank you for calling me that!!!
I certainly enjoyed my youthfulness...

Haha!!
Anyway, I think it is kinda absurd...
Or a matter of "pot calling the kettle black"...

Example:

"So what?"
Throwing out a reckless challenge...

"Neh"
Sounds like what the 7 year old kid my mom is babysitting for used to say when she was 5...

"You are beyond hope, beyond cure!"
Blatant accusation (in a very self-righteous tone) without substance...
How many people older then 17 still say that nowadays??
Imagine a 14 year old kid (in a whiny voice, no doubt) saying that to another kid who manages to out talk him...

"Hope I have burst your vessel"
(-__-;)
Need I say more??
Not to mention that this was plagiarised, please be more creative...


So be it... So be it then~~

Nice knowing you for about 9 months...
Thank goodness it was only 9 months...

One of my friend says that "one more friend is always better then having one more enemy"...

=-D
*smiles sweetly*

Only if that friend is worth it...