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Monday, July 31, 2006
O Week Dry Run!!!
Went for the Engin O Week dry run on Thursday, Friday and halfway of Saturday... It was fun!!! Yea, I like it!!!
Made a few new friends!!! Meet up with some old friends!!! Strengthen the friendship with more friends!!!
One of my life's aim is to make friends... Not just any friends, but really good friends... So this is the first step (I hope)...
But most of the people I know there are from the different engin spec from me... (e.g: ah mui, seb and JL are all from EE... Arg!!!)
Mech engin people, where thou are you?!?!
I need a lunch buddy cum tutorial pal cum study partners...
Just realised that some people like to sayang (pet) me on my head... First started by Beany (I think), it has spread to ah mui and even uncle chia-ling... Do I really look like a kid?? Oh dear...
Thursday was the beach games dry run on Sentosa... The games were quite fun although similar to last year's and CAC's... But than, what can you do on the beach??
Anyway, saw some nice "scenery"... Heeheehee... To my sursrise, one of my friends have quite a nice *ahem* physical structure... (alright, I mean body okie?! Nice abs and biceps...)
But than, you know my taste... Which is no taste... Ah nick says that I have a thing for skinny guys... What?? Got meh?? No Lar!!! I like lean guys!!! LEAN!!! as in L-E-A-N!!!!
Lean
Not fleshy or fat; thin.
Containing little or no fat.
Oh... Where the hell did that "thin" came from?? Fine, maybe I should be more precise... I like guys with visible abs and biceps But with invisible fat... Meaning I don't like flabby bits...
Hahahahaa... Might I mention that I like "Dark Chocolates" as well?? Dark, golden brown... Glistening in the sun... Yummy... I don't really like "Milk Chocolates"... So little squirrel, get you butt in the sun please...
Heeheeheeheehee...
Friday was the Faculty Games... (Faculty?? Wah, we are playing against Arts, Business, Science Fac or what?? Or did I hear correctly??) And which after that was the Night Scavenger Hunt...
Wow!!! That was exciting!!! We are to use the clues and the map given to us to find the locations in NUS where we would have to find a piece of paper at each different location, which when pieced together would form a picture!!! I had initially thought that they would put in a few elements of fright night in it since many of these were in dark and eerie locations... But in the end, nothing happens, we were just scaring ourselves... In fact, me and several guys once tried to scare the counsellors behind us by screaming in front... (at one of those pitch black places) Wuwhahahahaaa... It worked!!! But unfortunately, it was also very tiring... For we have to walk through nearly the entire NUS in order to get the papers... Walk leh, no nice buses rides, cos at night those buses came at very long intervals...
And it would be a real challenge to keep the freshies awake on the actual day...
Friday is also the stay-in night since we ended late, after midnight... Some of them have supper too... Of instant noodles... But I didn't cos I have to save money... (all the expenses needed during dry run is squeezing my already empty piggy bank even more dry...) But both JL and Seb very nice, they offered me their soya bean milk... Seb even gave me some of the instant noodles as well!!! So sweet!!! Thanks guys!!!
Hey, guess where we have to sleep??? At the second floor, the area on top of LT7a!!! Wah!!! Hard floors and benches!!! Bloody cold aircon!!!
Haha, since there are not enough spaces for everyone, all of us have to share a bench... Three to a bench... How to sleep??
Like this lor:
Narrow... Hard... Cold...
CAnnot sleep lar... Even if I sleep, I damn scared that I will fall onto the floor... Hahahaa...
Everytime I shift my body to change my sleeping position, I have to move v-e-r-y-s-l-o-w-l-y or risk waking up my friends...
Once Seb has a cough attack... Well, you can forgive me when I actually thought that Singapore is having an earthquake...
Next day we woke up to cold aircons and hard benches... Off to YIH canteen for some breakfast... And that is when our counsellor i.c, R, drop me the bomb...
He wants me to be a group i.c!!! Wah?!?! Group i.c!!! Equivalent to the k.c (??) of the group...
And I dunno why I agreed to it...
Now having second thoughts... Cos my leadership skills ain't good... R also want me to be the group i.c for the morning (since I told him I will be leaving at noon)... I tried to be one... But I realised...
I have neither the voice nor the courage to be a good group i.c... Nearly all the guys' voices over power me... Wah liao...
And my knowledge of those typical camp cheers were all "touch on surface" type... I most probably can only lead those English cheers... But anything with Dialects in them, I'm totally lost...
What to do???? If I tell R that I dun want to be a group i.c now, will he kill me??
Damn!!! Someone give me advice!!!
I need the courage which God forget to give me when he gave me enthusiasm...
Some people somewhere in some school has started some club with some name that has three words, starts with "T" and ends with "B" and it has meanings similar to:
1) Measuring little from bottom to top or surface; lacking physical depth. 2) Lacking depth of intellect, emotion, or knowledge. 3) Judging people based on nothing more than physical features and material assets...
In other words...
Bastards...
The person started up this idiotic club with some others because of one incident with my friend, who have this bad luck of being his SP (secret pal) last year... Sure my friend doesn't exactly have the prefect size and figure which most guys fantasize about... But she did nothing wrong to earn the "Honour" of having her Name and Criticism on her figure being splashed onto the internet for all to see!!! WHAT THE?!?! Not only that, the asswipe is also very kiam siap (stingy), know what he bought as the SP present?? Some nata de coco blah blah drink, which cost less than 2 bucks... (the budget set was $5)
Hah, but according to my friend, it seems as if he has become wider around the girth since she last saw him... Guess what goes around, comes around...
I think he's in Engin, damn, I hope I don't recognise him... Else he could find himself further down the looks department... With my fist in it...
Btw, he name starts with "P" and rhyme with "Hairy"
I want to say...
"GO AND F@#$ YOUR BLOODY GAY FRIENDS LAR YOU SON OF A B*&%!!!!!"
The sun rays shone through the window... Baking my ass that is lying in its way...
I woke up slowly... Wondering where the hell am I and what is this sadness that I feel??
Then it hit me... It was the last day of my CAC camp...
We went to the function room... Sat down in a what looks like a circle... Begin writing our notes to each other...
Only this year, my note seems very short... Ah... But it is true that I did not mingle well with the freshies... And many of the seniors were in the main commitee and did not have the time to hang around writing our notes too...
Anyway, like the tradition, we head off for lunch at NYDC... (Bloody expensive, but the food was good) Same scenario all over again... Seniors on the left, freshies on the right...
Guess some things just cannot mixed... Like oil and water...
Enough about all these... Here's what we have discovered in camp...
YB's long lost Twin... Trying to look Himbo... Oei YB, try to look abit more like L leh...
Wah!!! What family resemblance!!!
Told ya they are twins... Oh wait, they are of different age... Long lost brothers den...
The whole group doing the Bimbo-Himbo look... Why YB look so happie?? Scarey... AM is looking for money dropping from heaven... (Heaven's coins) L is thinking whether he is right-handed or left... The rest is either looking for AM's heaven's coin or drooling over the food they have just ate...
Here is a more normal shot of us... I swear, we are not weird all the time...
AM doing her "Wo shi Nai Ma" post again... This reputation is gonna stay with her forever man, after since she pulled that stunt in front of the whole CAC camp... (When AM was announced as our group's favourite counsellors, the freshies yelled "Nai Ma, Wo Men Ai Ni" (We love you, nanny)... And AM actually went in front of everyone and yelled back "Wo shi Nai Ma, wo ai da jia!!!" (I am Nanny, I love everybody)... )
When the whole SP night thing was over, our group 6 people decided to go for some Ktv singing... And again, the freshies left pretty quick without even considering all of the seniors... I felt so left out... And if there's one thing I hate, that is being Ignored and Left out... -_-;
But never mind, at least a small group of us decided not to join them after last year experience... Cos last year, we head for Ktv right after our SP night too... Went to Partyworld, and end up only 4 to 5 people out of the 16-20 people singing... The rest just plonked onto the very comfy seats and zzzzzzz all the way... One of us even got drunk... But that was the eye opener... Whoops...
Anyway, this year, me, ZW, YL, AM, YT, and another guy C decided to go for our on Ktv instead of with the others... At least we will have the higher chance of getting the mike and sing... Hahahahahaa... So we got into the Cab that took us back to clementi for the Ktv there... (Jul and Jen went home...) There's both Partyworld and KBox, but unfortunately, both of them ends at 1am, and is just 15 minutes away when we arrived... Sigh, so we have no choice but to go back to Eusof Hall and think of some way to spend the night away... (But we went to Cheers first to get our fuel i.e: food)
Other seniors from group 6 who were in the commitee have to go back straight to school in a van cos they have to pack up and do whatever the in-charges usually do... It's tough being one of the tops...
Packing up... In the Van... Wah, still got energy??
Not anymore...
YB dozing off... Can you see his saliva?? Heeheehee...
Here is a close up shoot of Tummy B--... I mean some guy in charge of something in CAC... Can't believe he can sleep so soundly on the floor of the moving van...
WY looking pityful again... He looks like some sad puppy that just got kicked... Eh, I want to learn the Art of Looking Pityful too...
Seb acting like he was asleep... But nope!!! Look closely... He is not asleep wor!!! His eyes is spying on you!!! This is what we call Sei Yan Kan... Or sideways look... Must be thinking "who is that moron that keeps taking pictures in a van"...
Eh... Ahem... Back to us... When we arrive at the Hall we bath and clean ourselves up while C waited for us in his room (he was from a differnt group) cos he, being a boy, finished way faster than us... But when I walked passed his room, I saw him performing a feat which no mortals like us could possible do...
He was sleeping... Wait, that is not the feat which I'm talking about...
I'm talking about his sleeping position...
Look at it... Just look at the way he beautifully balanced himself perilously on the thin-enough-to-break table and the unstable-looking-weak-plastic chair... It takes a highly discipline master to accomplished it...
Not to mention that he is deaf when he sleeps... His ears can shut out any amount of sounds... Either due to the accumulation of massive amount of ear wax or or... Oh I dunno... How on earth can anyone sleep through the racket we were making?! Cos when we saw his amazing balancing act, we were in awe and coundn't help declaring our admiration out loud... Aiyah, but somehow he slept through it all...
So we change tactic... We switched to shouting from "Fire!!! Fire!!!" to "Floods!!! The whole place is flooding!!!" and to the likes of "Earthquakes!!!", "Terroists attacks!!! Run for your lives!!!" etc... But he still sleeps... So in the end, we made one final attempt...
"RRRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!! Time to go to school!!!"
Voila, he wakes up... So I guess C is afraid of school... Hahahaa...
Anyway, we left him to sleep after waking him up... Sounds a bit cruel, butttt we haven't have the heart to see him sleeping anywhere but the bed, soooo...
Than the girls went downstairs to the bench right outside our group 6 counsellors room and started to chit chat all the way... With the exception of YT who fell asleep went she saw the bed!!! Oei, traitor lar you...
But we have a nice time, with "visitors" dropping by as well, namely JL, YB, WY etc who were somewhere near us to chat abit... (or were we the ones who went and disturb them?? I couldn't remember...)
And some time later, Seb joined us!!! He sure spice up our conversation by being our innocent target for sacarsm and teasing... Heeheehee... Wheee!!! And the photo-taking came soon afterwards...
AM's supper... Looks yummy...
YL looking so happie... Dunno why... The rest of us looks like zombies...
Don't believe??
Zzzzzzz...
Mmmmmmaaaaarrrrggghhhh... We Want Foooooood.....
ZW: No... NO!!! Bright Flash Lights!!! I can take no lights!!! Arrrggghhh!!!
This looks like one sweet dream for Seb...
I look like a: 1) Mad Woman 2) Drunk 3) Some idiot on Drugs 4) All of the above
Seb: Awww... I'm a shy maiden... Cannot anyhow expose my face... *blush*
The Crapping Family... With many interlink strong Bonds... (inside joke)
Anyway, I think I must have fell asleep several times during the night... Cos my head was lying on the table, and it seemed so comfortable at that moment despite having a hard surface... Yea, I dozed off a few seconds and woke up only to find that they were talking about another topic already...
Finally, we can take it no longer at around 4am(??) and went to bed to catch up on some much needed sleep...
This time I think I fall asleep even before my head hits the pillow... I was sort of hovering above the bed and my brain just switched into the Sleep Mode, and I sort of fell into bed...
After Sentosa, we rushed back to Eusof Hall and ran for the bathroom to get ready for the night's activities... The SP revealer night and dinner!!! Where all the guys and girls get dressed up and dolled themselves to look their best (or their worse if they happen to decide to experiment with fashion without seeking approval from someone else other than their mirrors...)...
First up, the SP (secret pal) revealer... This year was similar like the past, BUT... The girls were more defiant and resisting to the idea of being temporary hidden from view behind the makeshift shields from bedsheets... (Man, sometimes I'm just so sick of that rebellious streak... One of the girls was giving us attitude, so much that I just ignore her and refuse to explain anything to her... There was once she removed her blindfolds during the SP night before the whole thing was over and when asked to put it back on, she challenge us by saying everything was over, her SP has left blah blah blah... What the... Hah, no lady, it is not over yet, many of the guys haven't left yet and we do not want you to spill the beans on your friend's SP before the revealer night or it will spoil the fun... But I guess you don't really have much friends to begin with given your current attitude, so I just rolled my eyes and ignore you... Happie??)
But still, there were four of them and many of the couselllors (muwhahahaa) so they bo pian have to climb onto the bed and wait behind the bedsheets...
*smirks*
Sometimes, it is a matter of numbers in the power game...
The guys finally came in one by one to claim the brid... I mean girls...
Like last year, the girls will ask the guys to things for them (like singing, or dancing etc) before they agree to come out... But unlike last year, their demands were more challenging this time...
Instead of singing or dancing or saying lame poems etc etc... This time the girls wants their guys to do things like 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 crunches!!! But of course that was impossible, so have to scale it down... There was still the traditional singing part, but also funny ones like "quaking like a duck", snorting like a pig", "clucking like a chicken" among others... And many physically demanding roles as well... (I realised that we have being too kind to the guys last year... Or that the guys were not spontaneous last year... Or both...)
The things guys will do to get their girls... Sigh~
The Counsellors!!! From Left, ZW, YL, Jul, Me, LH... Many others missing...
Our pretty ladies... (with the exception of... you-know-who)
Guy#1: Heh Heh Heh... I have come...
Guy#1: Wah liao, I am so scared that I'm trembling in my pants...
Guy#1: To impress my SP, I shall present to you my very toned and fit body... See me do push-ups...
Guy#1: And cruches...
Guy#1: Hey!!! What da you think you are doing?? Errm... Don't touch anything other than my shoes okay?? XJ: ...
Finally Guy#1's hard work pays off!!! XH: *feeling so sian* Hope he is not ugly... Guy#1: I hope she is chio...
XH: Hmmmm... REally not bad-looking... Heeheehee... Guy#1: Yesh!!! I got a nice one... *laugh triumphantly*
XH: The more I see, the more I LIke!!! HEEHEEHEE... Guy#1: Errm... Now this is getting scarey... Why is she grinning at me like that?!
Guy#2: I smell with my little nose... That one must be my SP!!! She told me she washes her foot in banana-mango scented foot-wash!!!
WYu: From the way his back looks, the situation looks grim...
WYu: @#$#!$%^%* just as I suspect... Guy#2: Wooohooooo... Chio bu!!!
WYu: *laughing quietly* I hope he "likes" his present... Guy#2: Why on earth does she give me a barbie doll watch?!
Guy#3: Steady.... STeady..... Must hold headstand for my SP!!! No no, don't puke!!! Not right now!!! No no!!! *uuuurrreeeaaaggghhhhh*
Guy#3: *dizzy* I think I have managed to succeed... Somehow... But where is my SP?? *looks around in a daze* LT: Why don't you try looking downwards... -_-;
This is one of the absent freshie's SP (she last minute back out from the camp...), who became AM's SP, and than later change to YT's... Poor guy, kena push here and there... Guy#4: I sang a very nice song... But she still wants me to do this... Never mind... I shall prevail!!!
Guy#4: Wah liao!!! Why gimme a guy?? I thought I heard a female's voice when I last chat with her?? JHao: I'm a master of disguise... Including my voice... Yea baby... Guy#4: *hesitates* This is not brokeback... Is it??
Nah, just kidding Kei, this is your real SP... Guy#4: Phew... Thank goodness... *wipe sweat* YT: *blushes* Oooohh... I got a real nice SP!!! Thanks AM!!! (eh, how come he smile more brilliantly in the photo with JHao?? Unless... Muwhahaha)
Guy#5: Somebody save me~~ I have suffer greatly in the past three days of "conversation" with my SP...
WJie: You are so dead... Guy#5: I agree... After all the animals you've forced me to imitate... It is just a matter of time...
And that's the end of the revealer section... Now it is the dinner time!!! AT cosy bay!!!
But before that... Our fright night cast once again!!!!! Ahem...
At Cosy Bay... There, see it?? The one with the lone protruding three storey high thingy??
Let me make life simpler for you... Can see liao mah?? If not, you are one blind dude...
Some bo liao photos taken while waiting for food or the dance to start...
Ben Dan, Bai Chi, Sa Sa Fen Bu Ching Chu... Hahahahaha...
Trying to act like... Models?? Mannequins?? Traffic policewoman??
Aiii!!! Why so blur?!
Much better...
AM: Hello Shuai Ge... Call me okay?? Me: I am Hungry... *Licks lip*
And this is YT-cum-AM-SP... Presenting Kei!!! He's cute and charming... YT, can I share??
So do the rest of us!!! Kei divided by 5 = ???
Kei: Errm... I know I'm desirable but... Can you all please don't come so near?? I'm falling over the railing... *tries to back away from the hungry-looking girls while looking scared* The girls: Heeheehee... (Why photos so blur!!! >_<;)
Anyway, after the dinner and some nomination-best-SP-couple-wadever-thing was over, the dance competition soon begins!!! Our judges... Notice that they were all from group 6??? Our group... Heeheehee... Nope, no nothing, no connection whatsoever...
I saw the other groups... While some were not bad... I have to say this...
They were all NO MATCH for Group Six!!! No need brain also can tell...
