My last post was on 5th of Feb...But that was a very stupid post, based mainly on my frustration when doing my physics online assignment... So I looked back and saw to my horror...My real 'normal' post was on 24th of JAN!!!Wah liao, that's like 20 days ago??Hah, blame it on my illness...This illness/disease has been spreading like wildfire...First from those little nerds you see mostly in ob-biang spectacles and stripe polo tee tucked tightly into their bermudas/waist-high jeans complete with knee length socks and slippers... (What a combination... That is just a stereotype... I really hope I didn't see any of them, I will probably die of laughing...)Then the illness spread to other parts of the student population in Engin Faculty, hitting the Mr-Average the hardest...It is called, Severe Mugging Syndrome, or SMS for short...It can be used in a normal conversation, which goes something like this:Hardcore Mugger: Oh my goodness, I'm feeling so light-headed today, I wonder what is wrong with me...Going-to-be-Mugger: Oh dear, what is wrong?? Did you stand too long in the sun??Hardcore Mugger: I have no idea what is happening to me... I mean, I was still feeling fine yeaterday, when I attempted to complete my Maths, Physics, Electrical Engin, C Programming tutorials for the next two weeks at one go... I was still feeling okay too, at 3am this morning, while studying for my Electrical Engin, Physics, Maths and Programming tests due next week too... Hmmm, maybe it was the packet of instant noodles I ate yesterday for breakfast?? Couldn't be, I have been eating these noodles for the past few days!!! Aiyo, maybe I should not have eaten them, but I was so hungry after studying past 5am each morning for three week... Okay, I shall eat in school every morning then, for all of my lectures and tutorials starts at 8am everyday...Going-to-be-mugger: *gaping at Hardcore* Oei!!! You Siao issit??!! WAh liao, where got people study until like that one?!? Hardcore Mugger: No meh?? Strange, all of my friends did, I thought I was quite common...Going-to-be-mugger: Noooooo!!! *smacks forehead* No wonder you looked like a zombie every day...Hardcore Mugger: Hey, no personal attacks alright!!! There's nothing wrong with me!!! It's not as if I'm suffering from some kind of flu or...Going-to-be-mugger: *gasped* Oh my goodness... Could it be??Hardcore Mugger: Be what?? Eh, don't leave your sentence hanging!!! The suspense is killing me!!!Going-to-be-mugger: It would be more likely that all of your doings which will kill you!!! My friend, *shakes head* I think you may be suffering from a very serious case of SMS...Hardcore Mugger: SMS... Isn't that the Short Message Service which people like you *whisper to himself* that does not have a brain bigger than the size of my pinkie thus subject themselves to much disorientation and finger cramps *reverts back to normal tone* errrmmm people like you used to communicate with other like-brained, I mean like-minded coversationalist which usually can be found within the span of 5 metres radius of your current location??
Going-to-be-mugger: Huh?? Hardcore Mugger: Oh I guess Normal engineering students doesn't equipped their brains with the dictionary... Never mind then...Going-to-be-mugger: What dictionary?? I'm not an Arts student la, need dictionary for what?? Anyway, you have SMS... Tsk tsk...Hardcore Mugger: What in the world has Short Message Service got to do with me??Going-to-be-mugger: Oh is that what you call in your Literature Honours class?? Eh, no, we call it Severe Mugging Syndrome...Hardcore Mugger: I have never heard of it, how interesting... *yawns*Going-to-be-mugger: Well well... You really do fit in with the description... Unrealistic Attempts In Completing Work... Overworking... Lack Of Sleep... Lacking Of Nutrition... Quick Temper...Hardcore Mugger: *gasped*Going-to-be-mugger: Wah, finally feeling a bit nervous?? Do not worry, it...Hardcore Mugger: *interrupts* No, I'm just amazed at your ability to comprehend such, by your standards, difficult words...Going-to-be-mugger: Eh, actually, I just merely read it out from the brochure... *whips it out*Hardcore Mugger: Chey... So tell me, what is it about??Going-to-be-mugger: Well, according to this, it says here that students suffering from SMS usually have noticable tempers, weak appetites, lack of desire to rest and relax, insatiable thirst for studying, as well as making impossible attempts in finishing their work...Hardcore Mugger: Oh dear, *staring to look worried* will it affect my chances in the tests??Going-to-be-mugger: Don't worry, the solutions are quite simple, you just need to... WTF OH SHIT!!!Hardcore Mugger: Don't use such a childish and crude way of expressing your distaste in front of me!!!Going-to-be-mugger: Oh sorry, I mean Holy Cow!!! The brochure also says that SMS is highly Contagious!!! It can be passed through close contact such as talking face-to-face, through phone or internet too!!! Viewing another fellow human inflicted with SMS is also unadvisable... The public is best advised to cover their eyes and back away slowly... Just throw the brochure, which contains the solution lists to the SMS-ers, for they are capable of healing themselves since they are so used to following intructions on a book...Hardcore Mugger: Wahahahaha... So how are you feeling, dear friend??Going-to-be-mugger: Ooohhh... I think I feel weak... I have to... to... Read chapters 22 to 35 of my Physics textbook by tonight!!! Hardcore Mugger: I guess that is the answer...Now Full-time Mugger: And I feel the urge to go and memorise the ASCII Table for my programming test!!! Ooohhh... Suddenly the thought of sleeping at 11pm shames me terribly... I have to stay up past 4am to do my Maths online lab due next month...-_-;... I'm crapping too much...Hahaha... Sorry for the lack of updates...But my mid-term break is coming soon!!!Will have more time for this then!!!Also I have to wait for my dear cousin to upload the pictures taken during CNY onto the com...Hey, finish liao mah??!! Why so long!!! >_<;^_^Good night!!!Labels: My Creations
