In a forest far far away from human civilization, there lived a goat and her seven little lambs in a small little cottage. The seven little lambs were all so very adorable and cuddly.
Or so, their mother thought...
***
"OEI! You Fish! You knock into me also neh' say solli one arh?! Lim peh injured den you know arh!"
The voice of the eldest lamb hollered throughout the entire cottage.
"Mama! Lao Da is shouting again!" whined the second oldest, Lao Er. The rest of the lambs, Lao San all the way to Lao Qi, all clambered over each other to watch the "show". Wrestlings between the two eldest are always a very interesting affair to watch.
"Now now my dear children, enough cuddling with each other, Mama is now going to the market to buy food for all my dear little babies! Now kiss Mama goodbye~~~!"
The seven little lambs ignore her. "Fight! Fight! Fight!"
"Oh my dears, so engrossed in playing. My little babies are so adorable." Mama Goat sighed contently and went out of the house. "Oh before I forget, children don't open the door to any strangers okay?"
"Don't open the door? Then how do we know it is you?" Lao Qi, the only innocent one, answered her.
"Well, just remember this my dear children: Mama has a very sweet voice and white paws. If a stranger comes, check them. Now Mama has to go, goodbye my dear children, goodbye~~~ good bye~~~ goodb---"
Lao Da slammed the door in her face, "Wah lau eh, nobody at the door den why the door always open? Let the wind in, sibeh cold arh."
So the seven little lambs continue playing. Little did they know that a sinister monster loomed in the very forest they lived in.
***
The sinister lone wolf creep around the forest silently. His piercing eyes scouted the entire area, watching and waiting. All of a sudden, he feel down to the floor, shaking uncontrollably.
"Cough cough cough, oh woe is me." the wolf sighed. "Struck by diabetes in my adolescents, and now cancer as I reach andropause. Have you ever cross your path with a poor unfortunate soul as me?"
His ears twitched. Ah, the sounds of the little ones playing, childhood is indeed wonderful.
And delicious.
***
Time passed, and the little lambs grew hungrier. Suddenly, the door knocked banged rather.
"Who are you?" chorus the seven little lambs.
"It is I, your mother! I have come, and with me, your food arrives!" bellowed a deep gruff voice.
The little lambs guffawed.
"Buwhahaha, stupid lar, our Mama where got speak like a chao ang-mo one. Use your blan, use your blan!" the little lambs snickered.
"Huh?"
"What they meant was that our Mama has a very sweet voice." Lao Qi volunteered, trying to be kind, but failing terribly.
***
The next day, the wolf swallowed a cup of honey. "Arrgghh, my diabetes is killing me."
Bang Bang Bang!!!
"Who are you?" chorus the seven little lambs.
"It-- Ahem, cough, I mean. It is I, your mother! I have come, and with me, your food arrives!" sang a very sweet voice.
"Wau lau eh, why today this one sounds so gay? Hey, show us your paw, we wanna see how a Tranny's hand looks like!" the little lamb said.
The wolf put his paw at the window.
"EEEEEEE! Look, he nails, paint until like kanasai like dat!" the little lambs yelled in disgust.
"Huh?"
"What they meant was that our Mama has very white paws." Lao Qi tried to be kind, but failing once again in his translation.
***
The next day, the wolf not only swallowed a cup of honey, but dusted his paws with flour as well. "May all my allergies remained un-triggered."
Bang Bang Bang!!!
"Who are you?" chorus the seven little lambs.
"It is I, your mother! I have come, and with me, your food arrives!" sang a very sweet voice. "And here is your mother's lovely paw, waving at you through the window!"
The seven little lambs huddle together.
"Why everyday got this kind of weird weird people coming one arh?" "You think we should open the door anot? Maybe really got food leh, I damn hungry sia!" "I dunno wor, Mama says cannot open door for stranger leh, how arh?" "Aiyah, here got seven of us, there only got one, you scared what?" "Okay lor, den who open the door?"
Silence.
Lao Da straightened his shoulders. "Since I is the eldest hor, I should set an example."
He pushed Lao Er towards the door. "Nah, I choose you, you go open the door."
Lao Er protested, "Oei, not fair! Why always I tekan one? You go arrow Lao San or Lao Si lar."
Lao San and Lao Si backed away, "No, no! Lao Wu and Lao Liu always never kena this kind of thing, now their turn already!"
Lao Wu and Lao Liu looked away quickly, pretending not to notice.
Lao Da was getting impatient. "Someone faster go get the door lar! Wait the food cold liao how?"
Click.
The door was opening. Lao Qi has wandered over and opened it.
***
A blast of cold air washed all over them. They shivered in terror at the sight that unfolds before them. Tall, huge and ominous looking. The wolf staggered to his feet and towered over them, his eyes glowing with hunger.
"Wau piangz! We let a chee ko peh in the house! Save your chastity! Run!" the little lambs screamed as they ran for cover.
Alas! It was too late. Though the wolf may be old and a little odd in his taste, he was after all, still a big and monstrous predator. And the little lambs his prey.
In one big gulp, he swallowed them all.
Except the youngest one, who had been shoved behind the door when the wolf pushed it opened in his haste.
"Oh my, that was one of the most wondrous meal I ever had. I shall now find a spot in this place worthy of me to sleep and digest away."
The wolf left, leaving the youngest lamb shivering behind the door.
***
Soon, Mama Goat returned, only to find her precious children missing!
"My babies! My babies! Oh my poor babies! Where have you gone?" She wailed.
Lao Qi scrambled from behind the door and went bawling into her embrace. When Mama Goat realized what has happened, she howled in fury.
"What the 1#!@$#@%#!$@#%!#% the @#$!@#$ little @#%#@$ son of a @#$@#%@ piece of #$!@%@#^%# wolf!!!!!" She screamed. Taking her box of sewing kit, she drag Lao Qi out of the house, all the while swearing on revenge.
"How dare he! Lao niang hun le zhe mo jiu, duo mei you ren gan zhe mo dui wo! C*** B** lar!"
"Mama, what is C*** B**?" Lao Qi asked, very innocently.
"Errr... It, err, it means Chicken Good Bye!!!"
***
They set off and combed the forest for the wolf. Finally, they found him sleeping besides a river.
Fuming, Mama Goat bend over and cut opened the wolf's stomach, intending to mutilate his internal organs, but to her surprise and happiness, she found the rest of the six lambs alive and kicking (literally) inside his stomach!
Filled with joy, an idea came to her.
"Get me stones, all seven of you, and make it fast."
***
The wolf woke up with a yawn. Stretching his body, he attempted to stand up only to find himself falling to the floor, stomach first.
"My oh my, did the little lambs multiply?" laughing to himself at his little joke (he was a chee ko peh, no less), the wolf crawled his way slowly to the river to quench his thirst.
When he tried to bend forward, he fell back onto his bum instead. He tried again, only to fall back much harder.
At his third and last try, the wolf exert much of his strength in propelling himself forward. But he realized that he was falling too far forward and tried to pull himself back.
But as we all know, momentum = mass x velocity.
And the rest, is history.
---The End---
Moral of the Story: Always finished your food and chew them before swallowing...
WHY DO I HAVE TO COME BACK TO WORK ON A SATURDAY??? EVERY SATURDAY SOME MORE!!!
The VIP instruction sent to us clearly state: Mon - Fri
INFRINGEMENT!!! INFRINGEMENT OF AGREEMENT!!!
RRROOOAAARRR!!!!!!!!!!
I pledge to leave the office at 5.30pm sharp in the future... (Today I left at 7pm as I wanted to complete more WIs... Now feel so stupid as the others left at 5pm...)
After hearing or reading from the blogs from other ex/current interns, I thought that the first few days of the internship will be quite slack one... Cos usually the company got nothing for you to do, or haven't train you properly enough...
But then hor, this theory doesn't applies to me leh... Theory rejected!!!
Cos I have been working all the way from morning till evening, and sometimes even past the working times!!! And it is day 3 only lehz!!!
I can think of a few reasons: 1) The department I am in is rather new (as compared to the rest), so there's a lot of things that hasn't been done yet... 2) There's no process engineer for 6 months straight until a month ago, so there's many loose ends... 3) The PE very new, I very new... We also have very different accents (different country mah)... Put these combination together and you have two blur sotongs... But I have to say, she is quite knowledgeable and is a very nice person...
Got deadline, got deadline, must chiong...
(Wah liao, I just realised I'm writing the above like I'm writing a WI!!! Arrggghhhh...)
I also went through the Sahara Desert and the North Pole in the company... Cos the temperatures in one of the machines' room are freaking hot, while my supervisor office is freaking cold...
And I think that I may need to wear a gas mask soon... Otherwise, I might just die of gas poisoning (too much solvent used, arrgghh)...
I am more or less used to the place and the people there already... They are quite friendly!!! Although the accent again, can be a bit of a problem as it makes the communication a lot harder...
But I am also pleased, because my supervisor's supervisor said that the WI produced is of very good standard!!! Wooohooooo!!! Yeah!!! I am happy because I did most of the typing, organising, asking around etc... Ok lar, she did most of the company-related stuff... Actually hor, sometimes I realized that I instruct her more then she instruct me... Whoops... I think I should be less aggressive, cos even the other NUS interns say I more fierce then her... Uh oh...
I think I will learn quite a lot in there... =-D
Anyway, it is time for me to sleep, cos I gotta wake up at 6am tomorrow... Need to arrive early to catch the technicians doing the clean-ups for the day's operation...
I do not appreciate it... Being placed second in everything...
In fact, I doubt it was even a second... The third, fourth maybe??
One single word from that person... And it's a "yes" from you... Over a single pathetic piece of excuse...
I asked you for details... I want to hear the whole story... You reasons for taking that course of action...
But you just gave me a oh-so-casual reply... "Because ______ so I ______ lor"
I'm not over-reacting, or being over-sensitive... You take some things too casually, too insensitive... I wonder if you will even take real notice of this... Or just like before, realized its existence and then turn you attention elsewhere...
Seriously... Go to hell...
I am really angry... So angry, that I do even feel like seeing you at all...
Maybe it is time to rearrange my priorities too...
This is one of the few rare times where I would say...
That the Anime is as good as the Manga, if not better...
Usually the Animes I've seen all paled in comparison to their Manga counterparts in terms of story and the art... Although they made up with what they lack with animation, I will still think that the Manga is better...
However, DGrayMan Anime is an exception...
The storyline was kept as close to the Manga as possible... And yet, it has much more scenes to offer than the Manga itself... Not to mentioned that the art was superb, and the animation only makes it even more fantastic!!!
I am sibeh Hooked!!!
DGrayMan Openings 1, 2, 3, 4
The songs are simply wonderful!!! I wanna download them, but dunno where can I find Anime songs...
Opening 1 - Innocent Sorrow by Abingdon Boys School Opening 2 - Brightdown by Nami Tamaki Opening 3 - Doubt & Trust by Access Opening 4 - Gekidou by UVERworld
DGrayMan Ending 1
DGrayMan Ending 2
DGrayMan Ending 3
DGrayMan Ending 4
DGrayMan Ending 5
DGrayMan Ending 6
DGrayMan Ending 7
Ending 1 - Snow Kiss by Nirgilis Ending 2 - Pride of Tomorrow by June Ending 3 - To the Continuation of the Dream by Surface Ending 4 - Antoinette Blue by Nana Kitade Ending 5 - The Reason Why You Are Here by Rie Fu Ending 6 - Wish by Sowelu Ending 7 - Regret by Mai Hoshimura
Whenever I see those rather well-to-do people complaining on the streets... About the economy, or complained about the government... Especially in that kind of i-am-right-because-i-am-important/rich/elite tone...
(Note: I not eavesdropping hor, they are too bloody loud...)
I do have an impulse...
You know, those well-to-do people, not the super rich kind... Most probably living in landed property, or at least a condo... Drives a nice looking car... Eat nice and expensive food quite often... Wear very stylish and most probably expensive kind of clothes...
Spends money like water...
And then They Say:
"Wah, things are getting soooo expensive!!! How to survive like that?? I No Money lar!!! What is the government doing???"
I really wanted to grab them by their collars and hollered:
"You Have It Good You FREAKING IDIOT!!!"
Pray that I do not lose it in public... I might get sued...
